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Modern Family S11E02

Part 5 Nov. 23, 2019, 10:43 a.m.

Tally-ho."
完美啊
Flawless.
歌♥洛莉亚我到家啦
Gloria, I'm back!
加拿大魁北克的工装短裤真是便宜到不行啊
You wouldn't believe how cheap cargo shorts are in Quebec.
我们今年的圣诞采购已经买♥♥完了
All our Christmas shopping is done.
歌♥洛莉亚
Gloria?
您好
Hello.
你好
Hi.
你... 你以前也会说话吗
Did -- Did you always talk?
我叫布丽吉特您的全新智能冰箱
I'm Bridget, your new smart fridge.
您需要任何东西吗
Can I get you anything?
不用了谢谢
No, thank you.
布丽吉特你听我说
Uh, Bridget, listen,
我相信你肯定很棒又很厉害
I'm sure you're very nice and all that,
但我不需要任何的"智能"东西
but I don't need everything to be smart.
我要去来一杯白♥痴♥威士忌
I'm gonna go get a dumb Scotch,
吃点傻子花生坐在弱智椅子上了
eat some dumb peanuts, sit in a dumb chair.
10分钟后
我以前是很棒的舞者真的
I was a wonderful dancer, I was,
但可惜这不符合我爹想要给我塑造的个性
but it didn't fit what my dad wanted for me.