明日传奇

Legends of Tomorrow S06E09

Part 3 Sept. 1, 2021, 3:22 p.m.

and drove you to all your stand-up gigs.
这一路我有做过什么错误的决定吗
Have I ever steered you wrong before?
那我们至少能重新拍一个结尾吧
Can we at least reshoot the ending?
去找一下特效赞助
Help get some VFX money,
把那个坠机场景弄好一点吧
make that crash look a little more convincing?
我们会想办法的
We'll fix it in post.
那玩意多可爱啊看到没斯普纳
That things adorable. See, Spooner?
我应该带一把小的枪
Uh, I think I'm gonna need a smaller gun.
喂你们还在片场做什么
Hey! What are you still doing here?
跟上
Come on.
噢我们要...
Oh! We're just...
你好啊小家伙你还好吗
Hi, buddy. How's it going?
原来你不是假的
You're no animatronic.
好了米克
Okay, Mickey,
我知道丽塔怀孕是有点突然
I get that Lita's pregnancy's unexpected, you know?
感觉她昨天都还是个小朋友啊
It feels like only yesterday that we were watching her grow up,
但如果要说我从当船长这件事
but if I have learned anything
学到些什么的话
co-captaining the team on this ship,
那就是要当好一个家长的话
it's that being a parent is really just about
无论发生什么都先要冷静下来
being cool when things aren't really that cool, yeah?
所以你到底有没有在听啊
Okay, where are we at with listening, Mick?
夏普船长你有没有兴趣
Captain Sharpe. You want another try at
来一场说走就走的冒险呢 - 不要
a sassy send-off attempt for the record? - No!
我们干嘛要走这么快
Ooh, why are we power walking?
看啊她在学习呢
Oh, look, she's studying.
多好呀
It's excellent, right?
嗨亲爱的丽塔
Hmm. Hi, Lita, honey.
她还没有辍学情况不挺好的吗米克
See, she's still in school. That's great, right, Mick?
是的我还有一门考试
Yeah, I have a big test coming up
是关于人际关系与女性主义的课程
in my intersectionality and feminist activism class.
我就在这门课上认识尼可的
It's where I met Niko.
你被一个学女生课程的混小子搞大了
You got knocked up by some creep taking a class for women?
看来你不怎么了解我
Let's see what else you've missed.
我是素食主义我已经不喜欢重金属摇滚了
I'm vegan. I'm over my Sabbath phase.
我现在更喜欢一些另类摇滚
I'm more into Fiona Apple.
我还把你留给我的那些钱全部捐给了
And I'm donating all the money you left me in the shed
AOC当做她以后总统选举的经费
to AOC's future presidential run.
AOC Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 美国女议员
好像挺受女性跟LGBT人群支持的当过鲁保罗变装秀嘉宾
所以你还有什么要骂的吗
Is there anything else you wanna judge me for?
要不你跟我们说说
You know what? Why don't you tell us
你和尼可的育儿计划吧
how you and Niko plan to raise the baby?
我们现在只同居了
We're cohabitating.
毕竟婚姻本质上就是一个父系机制
The institution of marriage is too inherently patriarchal.
手指都水肿了
Oh, stupid swollen fingers.
给我吧 - 不用了我可以
Here. - No, I got it.
你知道的吧吉迪恩可以给你做的
You know, uh, Gideon could have made you something.
是豁但学校里面可没有吉迪恩
Yeah, well, I don't have Gideon at school
帮我减轻生活压力啊
just to make my life easier.
不过这些事一般都是尼可帮我做的
And usually Niko helps me with this stuff.
好吧我能理智地接受挫败
Okay. I am rational enough to accept defeat,
我现在饿到也能接受你的帮助
hangry enough to accept your help.
其实呃有些顽固老头的思想跟瓶子一样
You know, uh, some jars are like old, stubborn bastards.
最终都会被打开的
They, uh, eventually open up.
跟我说说尼可吧
Tell me about Niko.
那个导演就不能锁好门吗
Ugh. Would it have killed Kamran
搞到那只外星宝宝跑了出来
to lock his office door so the baby alien didn't escape?
所以你打断我好事把我从图腾里放出来就是为了这个
I can't believe you cut my sexy Totem time short for this.
哦对了如果我忘了她会杀了我的
Oh, by the way. She'd kill me if I forgot,
她向你问好
she said, "Hey."
她真好
Hm. That's sweet.
你好呀美女
Hey, girl.
她在图腾里都做些什么啊她怎么照顾自己的
What does she do in the Totem, for, like, you know, self-care?
一般她都是静静地呆着
Mostly be at peace.
要不然教祖先玩扑克
School the ancestors in poker,
但她最想了解阿贝的情况
but mainly she wanted to talk about B.
真的吗 - 嗯
Really? - Yeah.
她想知道阿贝头发现在多长啊他有没有拍拖啊
She wanted to know his current hair length, is he dating,
有没有打破她的游戏记录之类的
did he beat any of her high scores?
还有我也不知道为什么她跟我说
And for whatever reason, she asked me
要我好好盯着阿贝要确保他今晚不要
to keep an eye on him tonight to make sure he didn't
玩得太嗨... 噢
party too hard... Oh!
我终于明白了
I just got it.
当然了即使她困在一个神奇的空间里
Of course,even though she's stuck in mystical limbo,
还是会记起弟弟的生日
she didn't forget his birthday.
好了开心咯
There. You happy?
开心我俩要不要来一张
Yeah. Maybe one with the both of us?
我手够长能拍到我们两个哦
I could snap it. Long arms.
贝哈德走了
Behrad. Let's go.
我们能抓到这个外星人的话
You know, by catching this alien,
就能阻止资本主义
we're actually preventing capitalism
搞出一部不伦不类的剧
from creating another monster.
阻止一部剧爆红才对吧
Yeah. A monster hit.
你这口吻很像扎莉啊
You sound like Zari.
你不会也觉得那个外星人可爱吧
Don't tell me you think the baby alien's cute too.
并不我不觉得它可爱
No, I don't think it's cute,
但是这剧本没有外星人就没看头
but there is no accounting mass taste.
听着我没别的意思啊
Look, no disrespect to the past six years,
但这是可能就是传奇六年来最重要的任务了吧
but this is the biggest mission ever.
我不会让这只外星人毁了我最爱的剧
I'm not gonna let this alien ruin my favorite show.
别那么夸张好不好
Don't be so dramatic.
我意思是你姐确实说的没错
All I'm saying is, your sister's got a point.
这剧不能赚钱的话那还有啥意义
If it doesn't make money, it doesn't make sense.
你就是新来的助理吧
You the new PA?
是的
Yeah.
好
Good.
我们这里只有那些塑料装的咖啡胶囊
'Cause all we have around here are those little coffee pods.
我们怎么可以这样对地球母亲呢
And we can't do that to Mother Earth.
真理啊
Totally.
出现吧咖啡
Appareat coffeum.
别愣着啊快进去
Well, don't be shy. Get in there.
可能你偶像知道他兄弟把外星人藏哪儿了
Maybe your hero knows where his brother hid that thing.
我是阿斯特拉·洛格劳动关系部门的
Astra Logue, Labor Relations.
不用理我我就是来巡查一下你们的...劳动
Don't mind me. I am just here to observe your... labor.
如果我们把这只外星宝宝设定为
What if the baby alien is in, like, alien WITSEC.
为了躲过毁灭它母星的坏人
Hiding out on Earth from the Big Bad
才逃到地球来
that destroyed his home planet.
那剧情不就纯粹在讲它神奇的背景故事了吗
Sounds like a season of backstory and mythology.
我提点意见
Just to pitch it,
外星宝宝来地球其实是为了体验生活
the baby alien was sent to Earth on a rumspringa,
然后去找地球上最嗨的派对
and is just trying to find the perfect party pad.
是哦我们的剧还需要多一些外星人哦
That's just what we need. More aliens on the show.
如果咖啡不能帮到你们构思的话
I don't know if, uh, caffeine is so good for the process.
我能给你点好货哦
But I could get you something groovier
帮助你脑洞大开创意四溅
to help get the creative juices flowing.
这家伙上道啊
This guy knows what's up!
噢兄弟别介劳动关系部门在这
Oh, uh, bro. Labor Relations.
赛德先生你的兄弟把外星宝宝藏哪儿了
Mr. Saeed, where did your brother stash the baby alien?
你说那破玩偶吗我不知道
You mean that stupid puppet? I don't know.
那没事了
Then we're done here.
找到了吗 - 没呢
Any luck? - Negative.
不过我能看到幕后的编剧组
But I did get a peek behind the curtain in the writer's room.
相信我你不会想知道这剧情是怎么写出来的
Trust me, you donot wanna know how the sausage gets made.
行吧我们找到它了
Oh, good. I think we found it.
过来片场集♥合♥
Meet us by the stages.
嗨小家伙
Aw, hey, little guy.
作为一个外形混种我先向你保证
Hey, I can promise you, alien hybrid to alien,
香蕉其实没那么好吃
bananas, they're overrated.
面包圈才是美味啊
Everything bagels, this is where it's at.
没错了你想尝尝吗
Mm. Yeah, you wanna try it?
快来就是这样
Come on. Here you go.
很好