绯闻女孩（2007）

Gossip Girl S05E15

Part 2 Oct. 27, 2020, 10:35 a.m.

for my best interests, I forgive you.
放在首位我只好原谅你了
Now can you forgive me for
现在你能原谅我在婚礼上
using your wedding date as a getaway driver?
把你的男伴拉去做落跑车夫吗
Well, I was never really mad at you.
你知道我是不会跟你较真的
Okay, well, tell me what incredible romantic plans
跟我说说你今天有什么
you have for today.
奇妙的浪漫计划吧
Oh, you know, just interviewing.
只是做个访问啦
A 70-year-old avowed celibate woman
为我的专栏《讨厌情人节的N个理由》
for my "All the reasons I hate valentine's day" column,
采访一名坚持独身主义的70岁老女人
and trying to figure out ways not to become her.
我得让自己别变成她那样子
That sounds like an absolutely awful valentine's day.
听上去这是个糟糕透顶的情人节呀
They've all been pretty awful for the past few years.
这几年的情人节都过得很糟糕
The last good one I had was
唯一一次美好的
in high school with--
还是在高中和...
Oh! You were about to say "With him."
你要说的就是和他吧
I have to go.
我该走了
I heard you were back,
我听说你回来了
and I suspected you might not have any big plans tonight,
我想你今晚可能没什么安排
so I thought I would, uh, drop off some movies.
所以就给你送了几部电影来看看
I could come back and watch them with you.
我等下可以过来和你一起看
I mean, under the radar, of course.
当然不会让别人发现哈
That is sweet, but I actually already have plans
你真好但事实上我有安排了
to go back on the radar,
而且我要高调出行
which you should, too.
我觉得你也应该这样
You should go out with someone. Have fun.
你应该去约个会好好玩玩
If only it were that easy.
有那么容易就好了
I don't think I've had a real date on valentine's day
那年之后我就再没好好过过情人节
since, uh, since high school with... well, Serena.
就是高中那会儿和瑟琳娜
I've gotta go meet Alessandra at Fig & Olive
我要去Fig&Olive餐厅见亚历山德拉
to discuss my next opus, so have a nice night.
讨论我的下一步作品祝你今晚愉快
You, too, Dan.
你也是丹
Dorota!
多洛塔
I am suddenly feeling inspired,
我瞬间有主意了
which is why I want to upgrade my royal status
因此我要把我的王室头衔
from princess to queen...of hearts.
从王妃升级为桃心皇后
And what that mean exactly?
这到底是什么意思
It means that I will do everything in my power
意思就是我会尽我的全力
to get Dan and Serena back together.
让丹和瑟琳娜重归于好
Hello?
你好
Lola, hey, it's Nate.
洛拉你好我是内特
Who?
谁
Archibald.
阿齐布尔德
From the wedding.
婚礼上见过的
Oh, that Nate.
哦是你呀
The one I don't remember giving my number to.
我不记得给过你号♥码
Yeah, well, I might have put a little pressure on your boss.
嗯我在你们老板身上下了一番功夫
Blackmailing bosses may have been the reason
我当初不愿意把号♥码给你
I didn't give you my number in the first place.
就是怕你要挟我的老板
Hey, I only offered him some free advertising
我只不过是在《观察家》上给了他
in "The spectator," All right?
几个免费的广♥告♥位
Technically, that's more of a bribe.
严格来说这更算是贿赂
All right, either way,
好啦不管怎样
what are you doing tonight?
你今晚打算做什么
And whatever excuse you're about to give,
不管你要找什么借口
I'm gonna poke holes in it, okay?
我都会拆穿它的知道吗
Do you have any idea
你难道不知道第一次
how cheesy it is to ask a girl out
约一个姑娘就选在情人节晚上
for a first date on valentine's day?
是件很没谱的事情吗
Well, I prefer bold and charming to cheesy,
我更乐意把没谱解释为勇敢和迷人
but that's just--
但也不过是...
Also, did you forget that I'm a cater waiter?
还有难道你忘了我是个服务生吗
Because valentine's is one of our busiest nights of the year,
情人节的夜晚可是一年之中最忙碌的时候
so thanks for asking.
所以谢谢你的邀请
Lola?
洛拉
Okay, Tina, my other informants have come up with nothing
蒂娜我这还有一个线人提供了一条消息
but a new princess under 24-hour surveillance,
一位被24小时监视的王妃
a lonely boy with no plans,
一个没有约会的孤独男孩
and a dog lover who hates the entire holiday.
还有一个痛恨节日的狗狗爱好者
Please tell me you have something better.
拜托请你告诉我你有更好的消息
I'm afraid not.
恐怕没有
Nate can't even get a cater waiter to go out with him.
内特没有约到那个服务生
What the hell am I paying you people for?
我花钱雇你们这些人是干嘛用的
What am I gonna do?
我该怎么办
Under my stewardship, "Gossip girl"
在我的管理之下《八卦天后》
is but a shell of her former self,
如今形同虚设
like AOL or Courtney Love.
像美国在线或是寇特尼·洛芙
The only way to remedy this is with a scandal
唯一的补救措施就是用一个丑闻
to end all scandals.
去终止所有的丑闻
You have a scandal.
你有啊
Dan Humphrey is the one who sent you that video
丹·汉弗瑞就是寄给你布莱尔婚礼上那段
of Chuck and Blair at Blair's wedding.
恰克和布莱尔视频的人
And with that to hold over his head,
捏住他这个小辫子
you could get Dan to do almost everything.
你可以操控丹去做任何事
Philip, it's cute when you pay attention.
菲利普你专注的样子很可爱
But if I'm going to load up Dan like a hirsute hand grenade,
但如果我要把丹打造成手榴弹
I need everyone to be there when he detonates.
必须得让所有人都受到牵连
Ugh! It was so much easier to stir stuff up
高中的时候想惹是生非
when we were all in high school
可比现在容易多了
and at the same place all the time.
因为大家都是在一个地方
No.
别
It's too bad you can't all jump into a time machine
你总不能跳进时间机器里
and go back to high school then, huh?
然后回到高中时代吧
Ohh. Sweetie.
哦甜心
I knew I married you for a reason...
我就知道我嫁给你是有原因的
Besides your money.
除了你的身家
Why didn't you tell me about the party?
你为什么不告诉我开派对的事
Which party?
什么派对
The "Come as You Were" party you're throwing here tonight.
你今晚要在这里举办的"回到过去"派对
It's all over "Gossip girl."
《八卦天后》上已经传开了
Dress as your high school self. That's awesome.
打扮成你高中时候的样子这太棒了
I wish you would have given me a little more notice, though.
不过我还是希望你能给我一点提示
I have to deck the place out.
我得把这里装饰一下
I have to get the gift bags ready.
还要准备礼物包
I have to--
还有...
Tina, I'm not throwing a party. All right?
蒂娜我没有打算办派对好吗
This is someone's idea of a joke.
这是某些人的恶作剧
It is?
是吗
Yeah.
是的
Too bad, 'cause that would have been great publicity
太遗憾了本来可以为《观察家》
for "The spectator."
带来更大的公众效应呢
Although it probably would have been impossible
再说这时候要找个宴会筹备人
to find a caterer this last minute.
也是不大可能了
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. You know what? Why not?
等等等等不如就办派对吧
It is a good idea.
这是个好主意
All right, well, see what you can pull together,
这样你去准备其他的事情
and, uh, I'll handle the caterer.
我来找宴会筹办人
Guess what, boys and girls?
猜发生了什么帅哥和美女们
Looks like school's back in session.
看上去学校又开学了
The question is, have you learned your lessons?
问题是你已经学到教训了吗
Let's hope not,
还是期望没有吧
'cause I'm in the mood to see someone fail.
因为我很想看到某人失败的样子
Charlie?
查莉
Rufus, hi.
嗨鲁弗斯
Are you okay? What are you doing here?
你还好吗你来这里做什么
We were so worried about you.
我们都很担心你
Oh, no, I'm fine. I'm totally fine.
不我很好我真的很好
I... I probably should have called weeks ago,
我几周之前就应该给你们打电♥话♥的
But, uh, is Lily here?
莉莉在吗
She's, uh, on her way back from D.C..
她还在从华盛顿回来的路上
But I'm sure she'd love to see you.
我相信她看到你会很高兴的