欢乐合唱团（2009）

Glee S06E12

Part 6 Nov. 16, 2020, 7:21 p.m.

I look around this school, I see all these kids
我在学校看到这些孩子
who don't have the arts in their lives,
生命中缺少艺术
and I want them to have what I had--
我希望他们像我当年那样
a place where they can go to experience the joy of music.
能有个地方感受音乐的美妙
Yeah, well, they already have that, William.
他们已经有了啊威廉
It's called the iPod. I don't know, being a part
那叫iPod 怎么说呢当初
of Glee Club was the best thing that ever happened to me.
加入合唱团是我最美好的经历
Now you're a high school Spanish teacher.
但你现在是高中西语老师
Will, the students at this school
威尔这间学校的学生
aren't going to become performers.
成不了表演者
They're not gonna become professional singers or dancers or actors.
他们不会成为职业歌♥手舞者或演员
They'll be fry cooks and auto mechanics.
只能当油炸工或修车工
And it's really unfair of you to suggest anything otherwise.
你这样启发他们可不行
Fostering unrealistic dreams in these kids will accomplish
培养他们不现实的梦想
absolutely nothing but to make their lives
只会让他们的人生
that much more dark and depressing.
更加黑暗消沉
I'm sorry, Sue. I just disagree.
抱歉苏我不同意
I mean, the arts are important.
我觉得艺术很重要
Certainly more important than cheerleading.
比啦啦队重要多了
How dare you.
你放肆
And I think, with a little hard work,
只要稍微努点力
this Glee Club could really accomplish something.
欢乐合唱团真可能会小有成就
I got Finn Hudson to sign up,
我说服芬恩·哈德森报名
and he's the captain of the football team, so...
他是橄榄球队长所以...
who knows what our future could hold?
谁知道未来会如何发展
I'm gonna give you an ultimatum, William.
我给你下最后通牒威廉
You either drop this Glee Club,
要么你放弃合唱团
or you and I will cease to be friends.
要么我俩就绝交
What?
什么
Are you serious?
你说真的吗
You do not want to make an enemy out of Sue Sylvester.
你绝对不想和苏·西尔维斯特做敌人
You don't want to do that.
你肯定不想
Sorry, Sue.
抱歉苏
No deal.
不行
The sun is not the biggest nor the brightest star in the sky.
太阳不是天空中最大最亮的星体
It's just the closest.
它只是离我们最近的
There are bigger, brighter, better stars.
宇宙里有更大更亮更美的星体
That's what I am.
那就是我
I will be the biggest star of them all.
我会成为最闪亮的巨星
Myspace is pretty much the greatest invention ever.
聚友网真是最伟大的发明
It democratizes performance and lets anyone express themself
能传播表演让所有人在自己家
to a wide audience from the comfort of their own home.
就能轻松地向大众展示自己
That's why I invested all of my Bat Mitzvah money in the company.
所以我把犹太成人礼的钱全投给了这家公♥司♥
Unfortunately, the Internet has also created
不幸的是网络也让
the democratization of criticism.
毒舌得以传播
Now people can anonymously say things to me
人们能肆无忌惮地对我说
that they would never have the guts to say to my face.
他们没种当面说的话
I am proud to say that I have grown numb to the cruelty,
我可以很自豪地说我对这些批评已经麻木
but none of it is going to happen if there's no Glee Club.
但如果没有欢乐合唱团这一切就都不可能了
Rumor has it that Mr. Shue's
有传闻说舒老师的
horrible wife told him last night that she's with child.
母夜叉妻子昨晚说她怀孕了
Time's are tough, and he's probably gonna leave us
经济不景气所以他很可能会离开我们
for a high-paying job.
找份高薪工作
That's the inciting incident.
事发突然
Glee Club is the cosmic explosion that will
欢乐合唱团会像宇宙大爆♥炸♥
propel the hot balloon of light and gas
使我通向地球
that is my stardom towards Earth--
尤其是上层社会的
specifically Midtown--
星途畅通无阻
and without Will Schuester,
没有威尔·舒斯特
there's no Glee Club.
就没有欢乐合唱团
There's no convincing him to change.
不能让他改变想法
If I want him to give up on this stupid accounting thing,
如果我不想让他去当什么傻♥逼♥会计
I have to go talk directly to his boss.
就得直接跟他上级谈
I am very aware that it is the job off the assistant manager
我很清楚存放新奇床单的工作
to stock the novelty sheets, Howard, but I am pregnant,
由助理经理负责但霍华德我怀孕了
and my doctor says I need to take it easy.
医生说我得放松点
Are you on bed rest? Oh, not officially,
你要卧床休息吗不用
but I'm sure I will be soon enough.
但我很快就要卧床了
And even sooner, if you keep stressing me out
如果你继续抱怨说你不能帮我♥干♥活
by complaining that you can't do my job right now.
给我制♥造♥压力就会更快了
No, no, no, I-I'm sorry.
不抱歉
I'll-I'll just give up sleeping for a while to get it all done.
那我不睡觉先把这些搞定
Mrs. Schuester, I'm Rachel Berry.
舒斯特太太我是蕾切尔·贝里
I'm one of your husband's students, Glee Club specifically.
是你丈夫的学生欢乐合唱团的
I'm working.
我在工作
First of all, I just wanted to congratulate you on your new addition.
首先我想祝贺你们家要喜添新丁
I can tell that you already have the pregnancy glow.
你已经有孕妇的好气色了
Oh. Thank you.
谢谢
Second of all, I just wanted to ask you to reconsider guilting
然后我希望你能重新考虑
your husband into quitting his job and becoming an accountant.
别让你丈夫因为愧疚而辞职当会计
Here's what I've learned in the years since I left high school.
告诉你我离开学校后学到了什么
There's who you are, and there's who you think you are.
人有两面一面现实一面理想
And your level of personal misery is determined
这两面之间差距有多大
by how big the gap is between them.
决定你有多痛苦
It's my job as a wife to help my husband see who he really is,
我作为妻子应该让丈夫面对现实
rather than going after who he thinks he ought to be.
而不是追逐他所谓的理想
That's how I keep him happy.
这样才能让他一直幸福
But isn't the point of life to imagine yourself doing something
难道人生的意义不在于怀揣更美好的梦想
greater, then working hard to achieve all of your dreams?
然后努力实现所有的梦想吗
Yes, if it's realistic.
没错如果现实的话
See, I want a bigger house, and I want to decorate it
我想要更大的房♥子我想全部
with the entire catalog from Pottery Barn,
用奢华的材料装♥修♥
and I can have those things.
这些是可以实现的
But not if I'm gonna let Will ruin it by chasing after a dream
但让威尔追逐不现实的梦想
that doesn't change our lives in any measurable way.
而毁掉我们的生活就不现实
Oh, but he would be helping-- mainly me--
但他可以帮我主要是我
to achieve my full potential.
发挥我所有的潜力
That's not gonna help Mama buy personalized
这又不能帮我买♥♥到
Mr. And Mrs. Throw pillows from the monogram shop.
刺绣店里的个性化夫妻抱枕
Do not put the plush blankets with the novelty sheets!
别把长绒毯和新奇床单放一起
You're stressing out my baby.
你累到我宝宝了
Mrs. Schuester, I am begging you to reconsider.
舒斯特太太我求你重新考虑
Mr. Schuester listens to you.
舒斯特老师听你的话
Yes, because he's my husband.
没错因为他是我丈夫
And it is my job to bring structure to our family,
我的工作就是制定家规
and his job to do as I say.
他的工作就是照做
I always wanted to be in an all-male a capella group.
我一直想加入男生无伴奏乐团
I guess my dream is dead, too.
我的梦想也完了吧
First the almighty Finn Hudson joins Glee Club,
全能的芬恩·哈德森加入合唱团
and everyone rejoices like he's baby Jesus.
大家开心得把他当小耶稣了
Then he quits, then he rejoins,
接着退出再次加入
then he immediately starts bossing us around
立刻开始把我们当奴隶一样
like we're his slaves, and we're supposed to be happy about that?
颐指气使我们还应该开心吗
We need him though, Kurt.
但我们需要他科特
Why? Because he's popular?
为什么因为他有人气吗
No, he's not only popular.
不他不止有人气
He's at the top of the damn McKinley High food chain.
他处在麦金利高中食物链的顶端
But I don't know-- maybe he needs us, too.
但也许他也需要我们
Oh, yeah, sure. The guy with the perfect life
当然啦拥有完美人生的家伙
needs to hang out with the damaged goods.
需要跟一群烂货玩
Who you calling "damaged goods"?
你叫谁烂货呢
No one!
没谁
I'm just saying that I don't trust him.
我只是觉得不相信他
I mean, he already gets everything that he wants.
他已经获得了想要的一切
What is he doing barging into our club and taking it over?
没必要屈尊加入合唱团掌管我们
Mark my words, he's gonna get
我话摆这儿他肯定
some jocks and some cheerios to join him,
会让运动员和啦啦队员加入
and then we are gonna get pushed out.
然后就赶走我们
Oh, no. Nobody pushes out Mercedes Jones.
不没人能赶走梅塞德斯·琼斯
Or Kurt Hummel. I will not allow it.
或者科特·哈梅尔老娘不准