欢乐合唱团（2009）

Glee S06E08

Part 3 Nov. 16, 2020, 7:19 p.m.

of Emma Pillsbury's dress to her own wedding.
艾玛·皮尔斯伯里一样的婚纱去参加她的婚礼
And how you perverted the very idea of marriage
你还扭曲了婚姻的含义
by marrying yourself.
嫁给了自己
You are incapable of a selfless act.
你就不会做无私的举动
And if you do what you always do and just show up,
如果你像一贯那样不请自来
you will be forcibly removed by the security guards that I have hired.
你会被我雇的保安请出去
So have fun polishing your trophies, Sue.
好好擦你的奖杯吧苏
Bye.
再见
He's fragile. Be careful.
他很脆弱小心哦
I can't get mud on the wheels.
轮子不能沾泥
You must be Carole? I am.
你是卡罗吧嗯
Hi. I'm Blaine's mom.
你好我是布莱恩的妈妈
Oh, my goodness, so nice to meet you.
天呐认识你好开心
It's so nice to meet you, too.
认识你也很高兴
You're blocking my face.
你挡到我的脸了
Stop blocking everybody.
别挡住别人啦
Smile.
笑笑
Sam.
萨姆
My eyebrows are getting stuck. Are you smiling?
我的眉毛拧在一起了你要笑吗
You smiling? No. No, no.
你笑吗不笑
Okay.
好了
Did you take it?
你拍了吗
I mean, everyone said it would be hard,
大家都说会很难
but I'm telling you, man, the Air Force,
但其实空军
it's a breeze.
简直轻松
Wow, Tina.
蒂娜
You look super hot.
真漂亮啊
Doesn't she, Mike?
是不是麦克
She always looks hot.
她一向这么美
Well, I'll, uh, leave you two.
那我不打扰你们了
Oh, your tie's a little crooked.
领结有点歪了
Just straighten that out a little bit.
给你正正
Hey, guys.
你们好啊
Hey, what's up, guys?
你们好啊
Just going over my notes before my officiating.
我要再过一遍我的主持词
Oh, you both look so handsome in your suits.
你俩穿西装真是太帅了
Yes, you do. Seems like only yesterday
是啊你们俩的婚礼
we were getting ready for your guys's wedding.
好像就在昨天似的
That was the most beautiful day. Best day of my life.
那真是美好的一天一生之最
It's crazy to think that we almost followed
真不敢相信我们差点也
right in your footsteps.
步入婚姻的殿堂了
Well, almost, and that would have been a beautiful day, too,
是啊差一点那本会也是我们的生命之最
but, you know, it just... it wasn't meant to be.
但看来那还不是时候
Yeah. Young and foolish.
是啊当年我们都很傻很天真
Hey, maybe you two guys weren't meant to be,
也许时机确实不对
but, it's, like-- young, foolish? Come on.
但用"很傻很天真"做借口得了吧
Are any of us ever really ready for anything?
我们谁能对生命做好一切准备
No, I wasn't ready to lose your mom.
失去你母亲时我也毫无准备
And because of that, we haven't wasted one day since we met.
正是因为世事无常我们相识后就愈发珍惜
That's right-- it's been a crazy adventure ever since.
没错真是一场疯狂的冒险
Uh-huh, it has. You're gonna make mistakes,
是啊你们会犯错
and that's okay-- I have made so many.
但没关系我也犯了很多错
Are you saying I'm one? You are not one of them.
我也是错误吗你才不是
You are one of the good things. Thank you.
你是我的幸运谢谢
But you just have to take every second of every day
你们需要做的就是把握好生命的每一秒
and squeeze it as tight as you can.
紧紧抓牢
Just wring every last bit out of it.
汲取其中的每一丝精华
Finn taught me that.
这是芬恩教会我的
Finn taught me that, cancer taught me that,
不仅是芬恩还有癌症
seeing you in that hospital bed taught me that.
以及看见你躺在病床上
Man, officiating a wedding
天啊主持婚礼
really puts you in a mood. Yeah, it does.
太能感染人了是啊
You just start thinking, and philosophizing... Get serious.
我都开始思考人生哲理了你都变正经了
and-and "speechifying"...
还到处说教
So go and, you know what?
那咱们快走吧
We're gonna get you a beverage.
我们去拿点喝的
We'll let you guys... All right, get me...
不打扰你们了走啊
I'm not drunk. No, he's not.
我没醉他没醉
Okay, Mercedes, I need you to find a spider,
梅塞德斯你得帮我找只蜘蛛
'cause it's good luck to put a spider on your dress.
因为裙子上有蜘蛛是好兆头
Um, and Tina, I need you to find some wine glasses to smash
蒂娜你帮我拿个酒杯
like the Jews do, 'cause they have the best of luck.
然后像耶稣一样把酒杯摔碎这是上上兆
Oh, and, um, Rachel, I need you to
还有蕾切尔我需要你帮我
find me a lizard to cross my path...
弄只蜥蜴在地上爬
Trust me, it's, like, witch's lore, or something.
相信我是种巫术什么的
Go! I need all the good luck I can get, okay?
快去啊能有多少好运就要多少
I don't want to end up like Jack and Rose.
我不想像梁山伯和祝英台一样
Where the hell am I gonna find a lizard?
我上哪儿弄蜥蜴去
Go, go, go.
快快快
Good luck, good luck, good luck.
好运好运好运
When I pictured my wedding day,
以前我想象自己的婚礼
I thought that I'd be the most beautiful bride ever,
我以为我会是世上最美的新娘
but I was wrong.
但我错了
You are-- you look amazing.
你才是你真是太美了
Santana, what are you doing here?
桑塔纳你怎么来了
This is, like, the ultimate bad luck.
这是终极大凶兆
God, a bride cannot see her bride before the ceremony.
天啊新娘在婚礼前是不能见另一个新娘的
Why are you trying to sabotage this wedding?
你为什么故意破坏我们的婚礼
You know what?
知道吗
This was all adorable,
你这样是很萌
but now I'm putting my foot down.
但我现在得说说你了
Do you even know why a groom couldn't see the bride
知道为什么婚礼前
before the wedding?
新郎不能见新娘吗
Cannibalism? No.
怕他们自相残杀不是
Dates back to arranged marriages.
古时候是包办婚姻
People thought that if the couple had time
人们觉得如果两个人在婚礼前
to see each other before the wedding,
见到了彼此
they would change their minds
他们就可能会改变主意
and bail on actually getting married.
违背婚约
That's not us, okay?
我们不会的好吗
Because you love me, and I love you.
因为我们彼此相爱
And no silly superstitions are gonna change that.
愚昧的迷信不能改变这一点
I'm really sorry that I can't go an hour
对不起一会儿不见到你
without seeing you, 'cause I'll just miss you too much.
我就活不下去因为我太想你了
And me and you?
我和你
Rules don't apply to us.
条条框框束缚不了我们
They never have.
从来没有过
We make our own luck,
好运我们自己创造
so I say that it's good luck
所以现在我说
to kiss the bride before the wedding because then we can have
在婚礼前亲吻新娘是吉兆因为这样一来
that kiss that we can't have in front of our friends and family
我们就不必当着亲朋好友吻得那么认真
'cause they'd be too jealous.
不然得嫉妒死他们
Come here. I agree.
来我同意
I love you so much.
我太爱你了
But so does this mean that I don't have to wear
这么说我也不用穿着
the blue underwear I borrowed from Tina?
跟蒂娜借的这条蓝内♥裤♥了
Ew, no, Britt, no, you shouldn't do that.
不布里特你真穿了啊
I just felt weird about it.
我也觉得挺怪的
What the hell are you doing here?
你怎么来了
You know what, Britt? You actually might be right.
知道吗布里特你还真说对了
We might actually have the worst luck of all time.
我们真碰上最霉最霉的兆头了
'Cause I can't marry you if I'm in jail for killing this bitch.
我要是现在手刃了这货就得被抓起来结不成婚了
Look, kid, I come bearing gifts.
听我说小盆友我可是带了礼物来的
There's nothing that you could give me that I would want.
你给的东西我不想要
I told you I don't want you here today, so get out.
我跟你说过了我不希望你出席快走吧
Well, when you see the gift I'm bearing,
等见到了我的礼物
you will change your tune.
口气就不会这么臭了
Abuela?
奶奶
What are you doing here? What's going on?
你怎么来了怎么回事
Well, I stopped by your abuela's house the other day,
我去了你奶奶家