Let's move this thing along, huh?
赶紧开始吧
These rotten tomatoes are getting restless.
这些烂番茄开始躁动了
Great.
太好了
Appreciate her, too.
也感激她
A good nemesis only makes you better.
强劲的宿敌只会激励你做得更好
Break a leg.
祝演出成功
Well, that can't be good.
这可不妙
Okay, you ready for this?
准备好了吗
All right, cool. Here we go.
好了 开始
Oh! Okay.
好的
This is, this is a, uh, a creamy pasta dish.
这是一道奶油很多的意面
And we said that if we ever had a celebrity child,
我们说过如果我们生下了名人孩子
this is what we would name it.
我们就以这道菜命名它
Fettuccini Alfredo. Yes! Yes.
芝士意面 对喽
I always liked that name. Yeah.
我一直喜欢那名字 嗯
Alfredo. The little Fettuccine.
艾福莱多 小费图奇尼
Little-little Feta.
小费图
Um, all right.
好了 再来
Um, okay.
好的
If... if I was an ironic rapper,
如果我是个讽刺说唱歌♥手
this would be my name.
我就会叫这个名字
Ironic rapper.
讽刺说唱歌♥手
Wewe drink it when we, um... Okay.
我们喝它... 好吧
when we were, when we were playing...
是当时我们在...
when we were ice skating at Bryant Park.
布莱恩特公园滑冰
Definitely would have to be something with... Um...
绝对应该是跟...
...hot chocolate. Yes! Yes.
热巧有关 对了
Hot chocolate.
热巧
That would be your ironic rapper name.
你做讽刺说唱歌♥手就叫这个
Good one. Good job.
好样的 猜得好
You would be MC Hot Chocolate.
你就叫MC热巧
MC Hot Chocolate.
MC热巧
Oh, the life I never lived.
我没经历的人生啊
What a tragedy. You're in the wrong profession.
真是遗憾 你入错行了
What are you, a teacher now?
你现在是老师吗
Yeah. You're blowing it.
是啊 你浪费才华啊
Okay, my turn. MC Hot Chocolate is calling your name.
该我了 MC热巧 多合适
All right.
好嘞
Okay.
好的
Um, okay, this is a dessert.
这是一款甜点
It's cold.
是凉的
Um, it comes in a cart... Parfait.
用盒装 冷甜点
Oh, uh, Dave eats this all the time.
大卫老吃这个
Like, he...
他简直...
a little too much, if you ask me.
要我说吃得太多了
He eats so much of this...
他吃太多了
So hot in here, I think I'm gonna be sick.
这太热了 我觉得我要吐了
Because you refuse to give back to the world
那是因为你毁掉了科莱恩
the Klaine romance you're depriving it--
并拒绝重演这段罗曼史
a romance it so desperately needs--
世界迫切地需要你们在一起
we're going to change the game a little.
我们要稍微改变一下游戏规则
What is that?
那是什么
It's the drug Tadalifil in aerosol form.
他达拉非气雾剂
And it's filling this room right now.
会充满整个电梯
It promotes sexual stimulation by increased blood flow
它会促进血液流入男性生殖器官
to the male genitalia.
导致勃起 性冲动
Try to resist the love you have for one another, Klaine.
科莱恩 想拒绝对彼此的爱意就试试看吧
Just know that if you choose to resist,
你们要知道 如果拒绝
you choose to die.
你们就得死
The choice is yours.
任君选择
I want to get out of here.
我想从这出去
It's just so hot, and...
太热了 而且...
Yes.
没错
Not sexually hot.
不是性冲动产生的热
It's just actually hot,
就是气温太高
and I want to go home, I want to get out of here.
我想回家 我想出去
Yes. Listen to Blaine.
是啊 听听布莱恩说的
Ladies and gentlemen, on behalf of everyone at McKinley,
女士们 先生们 我代表麦金利
I sincerely apologize for the New Directions.
真诚地为新航向乐团向各位致歉
**It must have been love*
*那一定就是爱啊
**But it's over now*
*如今散落在风里
**Lay a whisper on my pillow*
*在我耳边 絮语情话
**Leave the winter on the ground*
*彻心寒意 一丝不存
Why don't we just decide beforehand
我们干脆事先说好
that this doesn't have to mean anything?
这不代表什么 怎么样
We make a promise right now that it means nothing.
我们现在就讲好这不代表什么
Let's do what we have to do.
现在做我们该做的事吧
**Touch me now, I close my eyes*
*双目紧阖 肌肤相亲
**And dream away*
*心随梦飘
**It must have been love*
*那一定就是爱啊
**But it's over now*
*如今散落在风里
So we're in agreement.
所以我们达成一致了
Yeah.
没错
This... doesn't mean anything.
这...说明不了什么
The only reason that we're doing this is because
我们这么做的唯一原因是
it's the only way that Sue's gonna let us out.
因为只有这么做 苏才会放我们出去
Because Sue is forcing us.
是苏逼我们的
Forcing us.
是她逼的
On the count of three.
数到三
One...
一
two...
二
three.
三
Yes!
太棒了
**But it's over now*
*如今散落在风里
**It must have been good*
*那份真挚的爱啊
Congratulations, Klaine.
恭喜 科莱恩
**But it's over now*
*如今散落在风里
**It's where the water flows*
*爱已如潮水流走
**It's where the wind blows*
*爱已在风中消散
**It must have been love*
*那一定就是爱啊
Kurt! Blaine!
科特 布莱恩
I'm sorry that we're late.
抱歉我们迟到了
Oh, my God, where have you been?
上帝啊 你们去哪了
You missed the Warblers.
你错过了林莺的表演
They were really, really good though.
但他们真的很棒
Where were you? It's a long story.
你去哪了 说来话长
You changed the set list? It's a long story.
你换了曲子 说来话长
We got Kitty.
我们有凯蒂了
And Spencer?
还有斯宾塞
Yeah, well, that was thanks to Sam.
是啊 那得感谢萨姆
**That's all I wanted*
*我别无所求
**Something special, something sacred in your eyes*
*惟愿在你眼中变得特别且神圣
**For just one moment*
*哪怕只有一瞬
All my emotional triggers-- how can this be?
都是戳我泪点的歌♥ 怎么可能
**Sometimes I think that you'll never*
*有时我觉得你永远不会
**Understand me*
*明白我的心意
**But something tells me together*
*但我渐渐明白
**We'd be happy, woah*
*我们终会幸福
**Baby, I will be your father figure*
*亲爱的 我可以像父亲一样伟岸
**Oh, baby, put your tiny hand in mine*
*亲爱的 把你的小手放在我的掌心
**I'd love to, I will be your preacher teacher*
*我愿意 做你的启蒙老师
**Be your daddy* *Anything you have in mind*
*做你的父亲* *你的所思所想
I would say to the young people and all the others involved,
我会对所有的年轻人还有参与的人说
it's a lot more fun winning.
赢得胜利才有更多乐趣
It hurts to lose an election,
输掉大选的确让人伤心
but stay involved and keep fighting the good fight.
但重要的是 参与其中并为正义而战
A little while ago,
不久之前
I had the honor of calling Senator Barack Obama
我非常荣幸地致电给贝拉克·奥巴马参议员
to congratulate him...
向他表示祝贺...
Please.
拜托
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