欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S06E06
Part 3
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:18 p.m.
And also because you're a director.
同时也是因为你还是个导演
And I thought you could really help me bring my vision to life.
我觉得你一定能帮我打造出梦想中的婚礼
Okay, pitch it to me. Okay.
说说你的点子吧 好
I made a list of all the things that remind me of Santana
我列出了所有能让我想到桑塔纳的事物
because I thought one of them could be a great theme.
应该能挑出一个作为婚礼主题
Okay, what are they?
好啊 都有什么
Scissors.
剪刀
Sweet ladykisses? No.
甜蜜的拉拉之吻 过
Tuna.
金枪鱼
Lord Tubbington snuck that one in.
这是肥墩墩大人偷写进去的
Okay. Heaven. Wait.
下一个 天堂 停
Elaborate. Well, uh...
具体说说 就是...
When I'm with Santana, it just feels like I'm in Heaven, and...
和桑塔纳在一起的时候 我觉得宛在天堂
...angel wings remind me of her.
透过天使的翅膀我看见了她
Okay, let's explore Heaven.
好啊 我们去天堂看看
**Wishin' and hopin'*
*默默许愿 苦苦祈求
**And thinkin' and prayin'*
*左思右想 傻傻祷告
**Plannin' and dreamin'*
*小心盘算 日夜渴望
**Each night of her charms*
*纵然你心向于她
**That won't get you into her arms*
*却不可捧在手心
**So if you're lookin' to find love you can share*
*你若想得到真爱
**All you gotta do is*
*唯有此法可实现
**Hold her and kiss her and love her*
*拥她入怀 深情相吻
**And show her that you care*
*关怀入微 爱她至深
**Show her that you care just for her*
*你的关怀只给她
**Do the things she likes to do*
*千方百计讨好她
**Wear your hair just for her, cause*
*处处只以她为首
**You won't get her*
*唯此法可得到她
**Thinkin' and a-prayin'*
*左思右想 傻傻祷告
**Wishin' and a-hopin'*
*默默许愿 苦苦祈求
**Cause wishin' and hopin'*
*纵使你默默许愿 苦苦祈求
**And thinkin' and prayin'*
*左思右想 傻傻祷告
**Plannin' and dreamin'*
*小心盘算 日夜渴望
**Her kisses will start*
*纵使她颊边一吻
**That won't get you into her heart*
*却不可抓住她心
**So if you're thinkin' of how great true love is*
*你若心向往真爱
**All you gotta do is*
*唯有此法可实现
**Hold her and kiss her*
*拥她入怀 深情相吻
**And squeeze her and love her*
*关怀入微 爱她至深
**(Yeah, just) do it and after you do*
*一旦你身体力行
**You will be hers*
*你终会得她芳心
**You will be hers*
*你终会得她芳心
**You will be hers*
*你终会得她芳心
I think Heaven may be the perfect theme for this wedding.
我觉得天堂会是一个完美的婚礼主题
Yeah, or not.
没错 也可能不是
Let's keep it on the list.
先留着吧
I still think the underworld could be cool.
我还是觉得地狱这个主题会更酷
Let's think about that.
我们再考虑考虑
Sorry to break up your boy time, boys.
抱歉占用你们的时间了 男生们
But we have a crisis, and I need to recruit you guys.
但现在有个大♥麻♥烦 我需要征用你们
It's Rachel. Now, we all know that she needed
是蕾切尔 我们都明白
to come back here and lick her wounds,
她需要回到这里 舔舐伤口
and I think it's great that she got the glee club up
她能重组合唱团
and running again...
这也非常棒
And you're doing a great job, too, Kurt,
你也付出了很多 科特
with, you know, whatever your thesis is.
虽然不知道你的点在哪里
But what I do know is--
但我也知道
Rachel's destiny is bigger than this place.
蕾切尔的人生要比这里更广阔
And it's not just that she's scared to try again,
但她现在不是害怕尝试
it's almost like she's forgotten that.
而是好像已经把梦想彻底遗忘了
Yeah, but how are we... How are...
可我们要 我们要...
How are we supposed to remind her? Yeah.
我们要怎么帮她想起来 对啊
Well, we have to make her homesick.
我们得让她染上思乡病
But isn't she home now?
这不就是她的家乡吗
We need to make her homesick for New York.
我们得让她怀念纽约
It's where she belongs.
她是属于那里的
Artie is already in, and I put in a call to Blaine.
阿蒂已经入伙了 我再联♥系♥布莱恩
I'm sorry if that's awkward for you, Kurt.
如果让你尴尬了 对不起 科特
But if you guys will follow me.
现在大家跟我一起来
Okay. Yeah.
好吧 好
Okay...
好吧
Britt, I think that we can invite them,
布里特妮 我们可以邀请这些人
Between you and me, though,
这事我只告诉过你
that lady was the best "sexter" I've ever had.
她写的性♥爱♥短♥信♥是我见过最棒的
Uh, why are you inviting my abuela?
为什么还邀请了我奶奶
Because you won't, and she should be there.
因为你不会请她 但她应该到场
You know,
知道吗
when I was little, we used to play wedding all the time.
小时候 我们常常玩婚礼过家家
She would give me her veil,
她会给我戴上她的头纱
and I would wrap her shawl around me like a dress,
我裹着她的披肩当婚纱
I would march down the aisle,
我会走过长廊
and she would hum the wedding march.
她就哼着婚礼进行曲
And then she would ask me
然后她会问我
what guy I was gonna marry that day.
以后我会嫁给什么样的男人
My whole life, I've dreamt of my wedding
我一直梦想着在我的婚礼上
with her sitting in the front row, bawling.
她会坐在第一排 喜极而泣
And-and believe me,
相信我
if I could get in her head and bring her into this century,
如果我能进入她的脑子 让她接受新的思想
I would, and I would forgive her and have her here.
我会的 我会原谅她 请她参加
She's my abuela, you know,
她是我奶奶啊
like the lady with the big plates of rice and beans.
那个用米饭豆子把我一手拉扯大的奶奶啊
Of course.
是啊
But last I heard, she was on Facebook,
但她最新的消息就是在脸书上
posting about her diverticulitis,
说着自己如何消化不良
trolling for sympathy.
想要引起别人的同情
See, it's even more important-- she's sick.
对啊 所以更要请她啊 她病了
No, Britt, she can't poop.
不 布里特妮 她只是便秘
And I don't think that's gonna kill her.
这样她也死不了
Tell that to fat Elvis.
这话跟肥猫王说去
But, um...
但是...
Having her at my wedding means not marrying you.
如果她出席我的婚礼和我娶你二选一
And I'd choose you over everyone.
我还是选择娶你
I choose you, too.
我也选择嫁你
Yes?
你好
Hi, um, Abuela Lopez?
你好 是洛佩斯奶奶吗
I'm Brittany. The agency sent me.
我是布里特妮 卫生所派我来的
I'm your new nurse.
我是你的新护士
Uh, what agency?
哪个卫生所
Uh, you know, is it okay if I just,
让我直接进去
like, go ahead and set up inside?
开始工作不就好了
Uh... Yeah.
很好
You look great, by the way.
你气色不错啊
You could be Peter Pan, except in, like,
你可以扮演彼得·潘
a retirement home production sort of way.
只不过是养老院制♥作♥的剧目
I know a guy.
我有熟人
I'll pick up the new dosage in an hour.
我一小时后去取新药
Thanks, Dr. Walgreens.
谢谢 沃尔格林医生
Now, should we talk about your stool?
我们来谈谈你大便的事
I am sorry, uh, Brittany?
抱歉 布里特妮
Uh, I don't feel comfortable with having a stranger in my home.
但家里有陌生人我很不自在
Or talking about my stool.
谈大便也不自在
But I'm afraid I don't...
但我恐怕...
Oh, but I'm so sorry to interrupt,
抱歉打断一下
but, um, I never miss my telenovelas.
但我从不错过家乡的狗血剧
You-you don't mind, do you?
你也不介意 是吧
That guy is a bastard.
这家伙就是混♥蛋♥
He's still not wearing a shirt.
他还裸着上半身
Mmm, I see, yeah.
是 我懂
Is your husband a good man?
你丈夫是好男人吗
Well, I'm only engaged.
只是订婚了
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