and laid down a little reverse Sue-chology.
来了一点反式苏激将法
Mrs. Abuela, you don't know me,
奶奶 你不认识我
but I coached Santana on the Cheerios
我曾是桑塔纳的啦啦队教练
and worked very hard to make sure her high school years
并让她的高中生涯
were a living hell.
在水深火热中度过
For some reason, I'm not invited to her wedding.
因为一些事 我没被邀请参加她的婚礼
And I understand that you're not going
我知道因为宗教信仰
because of your religious beliefs.
你也不会出席
So I thought-- who better to enlist
所以啊 我还能找着谁
to ruin her big day than you?
一起去破坏桑塔纳的大婚之日
So what do you think about that whole...
不如我们联手 拿石头砸死她们
stoning them to death thing that the Bible says?
就和《圣经》上似的 你觉得如何
That's horrible.
太过分了
What do you think about having them jailed?
把她们弄去牢子里去呢
Like our good friends the Russians do.
俄♥国♥人不就是这么对同性恋的吗
No! Okay, thinking of a more Westboro approach?
不 要不就游♥行♥抗♥议♥
Getting together a good old-fashioned hate group and picketing?
召集一批老派反同份子 让她俩游街示众
I was wrong.
是我错了
I'm not saying I agree with every decision you make.
我并不是赞同你做出的每一个决定
I still don't believe it's right for two women
我也依然认为 两名女性结婚
to get married, but I do believe
是不对的 但我相信
that family is the most important thing in the world.
在这个世界上 家人是最重要的
And I love you, Santana.
我爱你 桑塔纳
I don't want to be the person in your life that causes you pain.
我不希望自己给你带来痛苦
And I don't want to miss a day that I've been dreaming of
我也不希望错过我一辈子都在梦想的
my whole life.
你的大婚之日
Or the birth of your kids.
还有你孩子的出生
Or any other important days.
以及所有的那些重要时刻
I don't agree with everything that you believe, either.
我也不认同你信仰的一切
I just want my abuela back.
但我希望我的奶奶回到我身边
I've missed you.
我很想你
I've missed you, too.
我也很想你
I always knew Sue was my good-luck charm.
我一直知道 苏是我的福星
Thank you.
谢谢
Can I hug?
能抱抱吗
Come on.
快来
I'm pushing it, aren't I?
我得寸进尺了 是吧
Okay, all right.
你们抱
Do your thing.
继续抱
Oh, is this so lovely.
太有爱了
I know, it's beautiful.
我知道 真美
Where did they find the money?
他们哪来这么多钱
Klaine, will you come with me, please?
科莱恩 跟我来一下
We have a bit of a situation.
有点情况
Nice try, Sue, but we're not gonna fall
想得美 苏 我们不会
for an elevator in a barn trick.
再在谷仓里在被你的电梯把戏糊弄了
Oh, no, Porcelain,
不 瓷娃娃
back into the arms of tiny Sal Mineo.
这事儿用不着谢我
Listen, I swear to you on Will Schuester's future grave,
现在我以威尔·舒斯特未来的坟墓起誓
this is a legitimate Brittan-emergency.
这真是布里塔纳的事
What are those?
什么鬼
Uh, Brittany, wh-what's going on?
布里特妮 怎么回事
Kurt, Blaine,
科特 布莱恩
the whole time I was planning this high-end barn wedding,
一直以来 我都在谋划我的完美谷仓婚礼
all I could think about was you guys,
你们在我的脑海中挥之不去
and not because you remind me
不是因为你们让我想起
of the pig and the gay rat from Charlotte's Web,
《夏洛的网》里的小猪和基佬鼠
but because I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you guys, okay?
而是因为如果没有你们 我也不会走到这一步
I looked up to you as a couple in high school.
高中的时候 你们就是我的偶像
You showed me there was a place for me and Santana, too.
你们让我看见 我和桑塔纳也是有可能的
I mean, you taught me how to be brave.
你们教会我勇敢
And when you guys called off your wedding,
所以你们取消婚礼的时候
it just broke my heart.
我心都碎了
Because it felt like my dream had died,
我觉得我的梦破了
so I want my dream back.
现在我想要找回我的梦
Okay.
好吧
I still don't get what you're talking about, though.
虽然我还是不懂你在说什么
Yes, you do. Just think about it.
你懂的 好好理一理
What Brittany is saying, Blaine,
布里特妮的意思是 布莱恩
is that out of our love for your love,
因为我们爱着你们的爱
we have conspired to deceive and manipulate
我们密谋要欺骗 操纵
and, yes, imprison you briefly
逼迫你们
all to reach this moment.
走到这一步
We have two tuxes.
现在两套礼服有了
Do we have two grooms?
能有两位新郎吗
Okay, you guys are making funny faces-- what do you think?
你们表情好扭曲 到底怎么想的
I think you're crazy.
我觉得你疯了
I-I... Blaine and I just got back together,
我和布莱恩刚和好
and, uh, even if we hadn't,
即使不是刚刚和好
e-even if we were ready,
即使我们已经准备好了
I mean, Santana would never let us crash her wedding.
桑塔纳也不会容许我们破坏她的婚礼
Oh, well,
这个嘛
I would think again.
我可以考虑考虑
Turns out I am a lot like the Godfather on a wedding day.
我简直是婚礼教父一样的存在啊
And as crazy as this all sounds,
虽然这事儿听着有点疯
I couldn't deny my bride her only wish.
但我没法拒绝新娘唯一的愿望啊
All you have to do is say yes.
你们要做的就是说好
Say yes.
说好
Say yes.
同意吧
Well, we don't even have rings.
可我们没有戒指啊
Oh, I got that covered.
我已经搞定了
So what do you say, fellas?
你们觉得如何 孩子们
Will you give America
你们愿意给美国人♥民♥
what at least 52% of it
至少52%的美国人
will legally tolerate?
法律允许的婚礼吗
Uh, look, th-this is all very romantic,
这非常浪漫
and-and-and sweet,
非常有爱
and-and-and a little weird,
也有点奇怪
but, I mean, come on,
但这...
th-there is no possible way
我们今天结婚
that-that...
是不可能的
Right?
是吧
Blaine?
布莱恩
I don't know.
我不知道
I-I don't know.
我不知道
I...
我...
I just...
我刚...
What Burt and Carole were talking about earlier,
伯特和卡罗之前还在说
and these last few months without you
前几个月没有你的日子
have been really...
真的非常...
I love you, Kurt.
我爱你 科特
I mean, I love you,
我真的爱你
I-I do, I...
真的...
This is crazy, this is crazy.
这很疯狂 很疯狂
And I don't... I don't know...
但我不知道
I don't know, but...
我不知道 但...
But...
但是...
But what?
但是什么
*At last
*终于
**My love has come along*
*美好爱情终于降临
**My lonely days are over*
*孤独日子宣告结束
**And life is like a song*
*生活美妙犹如颂歌♥
**At last*
*终于
**The skies above are blue*
*头顶天空蔚蓝无际
**My heart was wrapped up in clover*
*爱神降临满心欢喜
**Wrapped up in clover, baby*
*终得至爱满心欢喜
**The night I looked at you*
*良夜相拥深情凝望
**I found a dream*
*终于实现爱情梦想
**That I could speak to*
*抱得佳人一诉衷肠
**A dream that I can call my own (call my own)*
*执子之手白首偕老
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