欢乐合唱团（2009）

Glee S06E04

Part 4 Nov. 16, 2020, 7:17 p.m.

What the hell is going on?
这是怎么回事
Well, good evening, gentlemen.
晚上好啊先生们
David, I took the liberty of asking every man you've dated
大卫我自作主张邀请你以前所有的炮♥友♥
to join you for dinner tonight with Blaine,
今晚来跟你和布莱恩一起吃饭
but that's not all.
但还不止如此
I brought you both something.
我给你们带了点东西
Oh, what do you have there?
是什么
Well, it iyour online genealogy profile.
是你们的网上宗谱
I submitted DNA samples from your hair follicles
我把从你们洗衣机滤网里偷来的
that I stole from the lint trap in your washing machine,
你们毛囊的DNA样本发到了网上
and I think you're going to be very surprised with the results.
我觉得结果会令你们大吃一惊
It turns out you share a great-great-grandfather,
结果发现你们俩的曾曾祖父是同一个人
one Thomas Anderson,
托马斯·安德森
watchmaker from Philadelphia.
费城的钟表匠
Which means the two of you are third cousins.
所以你们是远方表亲
You can't be serious.
你开玩笑呢吧
DNA doesn't lie.
DNA不会撒谎
Well, have a wonderful evening.
祝你们晚上愉快
Just remember, you're about to have sex with a family member.
不过记住你们要跟自家人上♥床♥了
I hate the piano.
我恨钢琴
Blaine is throwing too much at me.
布莱恩给我太大压力了
I-I feel like an idiot, and then Sue swoops in...
我感觉自己像个白♥痴♥ 苏又突然出现...
Well, you know, this stuff doesn't
你知道的吧
just come easy to everyone, okay?
一口气吃不成个胖子
It's about practice.
天道酬勤好吗
You do it enough times, and it becomes second nature.
你勤学苦练自然而然就成天性了
Think about lizard tails
想想蜥蜴的尾巴
that move around even after they're cut off.
就算切断以后照样跳动
What?
什么意思
Okay, no, forget that.
好吧当我没说
My point is that an instrument needs to be, like,
我的意思是乐器这种东西呢
an extension from your body, like a muscle or a limb.
应该像你身体的一部分和肌肉或四肢一样
Sam, you're really sweet,
萨姆你嘴真甜
but I don't want to do this anymore.
但我不想再练了
I'm sorry. Okay, now, sit down
让你白费心了好了你坐下
and close your eyes.
闭上眼睛
Just do it.
快做啦
Okay.
好吧
Now, look, you don't need your eyes, okay?
你看现在你用不到自己的眼睛对吧
Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, all the greats were blind.
史提夫·汪达雷·查尔斯所有音乐伟人都是盲人
Okay? Now, just rely on your feel.
现在就依靠你的感觉
G, give me a G, give me a G.
G 给我弹个G
Give me an A.
再弹个A
Give me a C.
弹下C
Minor diminished.
小调的减音程
Okay. Now, give me an A minor.
好弹个A小调
Hey, that tickles!
喂好痒的
Oh, I'm sorry, but you totally have it,
对不起但你真的能行的
way more than you even realize.
超出你想象的好
Thanks, Sam.
谢谢你萨姆
You're pretty amazing.
你真的太会哄人了
Don't forget to wear your school colors tomorrow.
明天记得穿上校服色
Go, Carmel!
卡梅尔必胜
Well, just tell your husband what I tell mine.
就告诉你老公我对我老公常说的那句名言
"That's what you get for marrying a blonde."
"这就是娶个金发妞的代价"
The principal will see you now.
校长现在可以见你了
Aren't you a little smart aleck?
你真是个小滑头
Principal Gunderson, thank you so much for meeting with me.
冈德森校长十分感谢您和我见面
Is there a problem?
有问题吗
Principal Figgins?
费金斯校长
No, I am Abigail Figgins Gunderson.
不我是阿比盖尔·费金斯·冈德森
Principal Figgins is my brother.
普林西普·费金斯是我的哥哥
Principal and I are one year apart
普林西普和我差一岁
and we both chose careers in...
我们都选择
...high school administration.
在高中执政
Wait... Figgins' first name is "Principal"?
等等费金斯的名字是"普林西普"[校长]
Of course.
没错
He is first born.
他是我哥哥
Bizarro Figgins.
费金斯一锅炖啊
I understand you have an issue
我知道你对卡梅尔高中的
concerning Carmel High's study skills teacher
学习技能教师兼任合唱团指导员
and Glee Club director, Will Schuester.
威尔·舒斯特有些意见
That is correct.
没错
As you can see...
正如你所见...
I'll think about it, Rachel.
我会考虑的蕾切尔
I have drone footage in which Will Schuester
我用无人机拍摄到威尔·舒斯特
pledges his loyalty to the New Directions!
在向新航向乐团表忠诚
and announces his intentions to sabotage Vocal Adrenaline.
并宣称他将暗中给肾上腺乐团使绊子
You have a traitor in your midst.
你的团队中有叛徒
This news shocks me to my very core.
这件事完全震撼了我的内心
I think you better sit down and have a very frank talk
我想你最好和威尔·舒斯特坐下来
with one Will Schuester.
好好谈一谈
You need to determine where his true loyalties lie.
你要确定他在为谁效忠
I've got it!
我想到了
Well, we've got it.
是我们想到了
We've got the first two songs for invitationals.
我们想到了邀请赛的前两首歌♥
Uh... don't we need more people
难道我们不用再招点人
just to participate in invitationals?
去参加邀请赛吗
No, you don't need a full glee club for invitationals.
用不着邀请赛有你们就够了
It's a trial run for future competitions.
就是给未来比赛热热身
No judges or prizes.
没有评委和奖项设置
More stage time for us.
我们的表现时间更多了
Twinning.
双倍
And this is where my new piano skills will help us out.
我新练的钢琴技能会帮大家更进一步
Th-There is no winner or loser at invitationals,
虽然邀请赛不分胜负
but just like a debutante ball or a quinceanera,
但就像成人礼舞会一样
it is your chance to introduce yourself to the show choir world.
这是一个让合唱圈认识你们的机会
We're gonna be up against some of the greatest show choirs
我们的对手是在美国俄亥俄州
in Ohio-- in America--
最富盛名的两支合唱团
and the Warblers and Vocal Adrenaline
林莺合唱团以及肾上腺乐团
have a very strong history,
他们历史非常悠久
so this is our chance to show them what they're up against.
所以这次我们要好好让他们瞧瞧我们的实力
So, we're screwed.
就是说我们完蛋了
We're screwed.
我们完蛋了
Sue, how dare you do this to me!
苏你竟然这么对我
Now my job is on the line!
现在我的工作岌岌可危
You know, I thought we were friends!
我还以为我们变成朋友了
So did I, William,
我也这么以为威廉
until you made a mockery of my friendly overtures,
直到你用行动嘲讽了我的示好
by making me clean up after you like a common house slave.
让我像个老妈子一样跟在你屁♥股♥后面搞卫生
What are you talking about?
你说什么呢
Oh, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
少装糊涂你心里明白
Your complete lack of table manners was the last straw.
你毫无餐桌礼仪就是最后一根稻草
It was a disposable plastic fork that broke the camel's back
那把一次性塑料叉彻底压垮了骆驼
and now I feel it is my duty to stop holding back
现在我认为有责任不再隐瞒
and get real honest with you, Will Schuester.
告诉你真♥相♥ 威尔·舒斯特
Fine. Bring it on.
好你说吧
You remember that Christmas when you foolishly
你记得圣诞节那天因为某种原因
let me into your apartment, for some reason?
傻帽兮兮地让我去你房♥间吗
Yeah...
记得
Well, the primary ingredient
你大快朵颐的
of that fruitcake that I watched you enjoy
那款水果蛋糕的主要成分
was actually three years of plaque that Brad the piano player
实际上是钢琴师布拉德
had scraped off his teeth and collected into a small jar.
在小罐子里储存了三年的牙垢
And you never should have let me use your bathroom
你也不该让我用你的厕所
because the minoxidil that you've been
因为你这三年来
rubbing into your scalp twice daily for the last three years
每天在头皮上抹两次的生发剂
is actually just my pee.
其实是我的尿
Wha...?
什么
Why would I stoop to such puerile acts?
为什么我自甘堕落做出如此幼稚的行为