欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S06E05
Part 2
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:18 p.m.
I have cameras everywhere, Becky.
我的摄像头安插在每一个角落 贝基
But is this, like, a dream sequence?
可是这跟精选集似的
How could you film that?
你怎么弄的
Okay, Becky, shut up. You're ruining this, honey.
贝基 闭嘴 你破坏气氛了 亲爱的
But it looks like they don't even like each other.
可这他们看着根本不喜欢彼此
Sweet, simple, Becky,
我头脑简单的小贝基哦
you have so much to learn about love.
关于爱 你要学的还太多了
What are you talking about?
你在说什么啊
I have a hot boyfriend.
我的男票帅爆了
Look at them, Becky.
看看他们啊 贝基
Have there ever been two human beings
这世上还能找出第二对
more meant for each other?
如此般配的人吗
And yet somehow, hackneyed circumstance and
但不知怎的 庸常的生活
a pudgy ex-bully have somehow gotten between them.
和矮胖的前小混混横在了他们之间
I need to get these two
我得让他们俩
into a small, confined space
进入一个密封的小空间
where they're forced to gaze into each other's eyes.
这样他们就不得不直视对方的眼睛
And then, Becky,
到了那时候 贝基
then the stinky frottage will commence.
饥渴的欲望将迸发
Your name is Kitty Wilde.
你叫凯蒂·王尔德
You don't trust newspapers
你不信任报纸
because you think that they lied about Watergate.
因为你觉得他们在水门事件上说了谎
You once beat up a mascot at a little league softball game
你曾在一次小型的垒球联盟赛上暴打了吉祥物
for trying to start the wave with everyone.
只是为了激发观众的热情
You say that your favorite color is Jesus.
你说你最爱的颜色是耶稣
Oh, you prefer Triscuits over Wheat Thins.
喜欢夹心饼干胜过小麦饼干
And sometimes you don't wear underwear.
有时你会不♥穿♥内衣
But I got that last one from Artie, so...
最后一点是阿蒂告诉我的
Are you trying to pick me up?
你是看上我了吗
Because if you're gonna go lezzy with a cheerleader,
如果你是想和啦啦队员搞蕾丝的话
I think the world's kind of rooting for you and Quinn Fabray.
大家都觉得你和奎恩·法布蕾比较配
I just want you to know
我只是想让你知道
that I've taken some time to get to know you,
为了了解你 我花了心思
and that who you are is important to me.
你对我来说很重要
So that I don't feel like I'm being used
然后你再提出让我加入合唱团
when you ask me to join the Glee Club?
我就不会感觉自己是被利用了吗
Pretty much. Look, Rachel.
差不多吧 听着 蕾切尔
You have a reputation for being an inherently selfish person.
地球人都知道 你是个天生的自私鬼
You rarely ask people what they think,
你才不管别人的想法
and when you do, it's usually in the context of
即使问了 也基本都是在这种语境下
"What do you think about me?"
"你觉得我怎么样啊"
I took a chance
我试过一次
and joined Mr. Schuester's Glee Club because
加入了舒斯特老师的合唱团
I knew that even though it was gonna hurt my rep
虽然我明知那会有损我的名声
that it was being led by a kind man
但那是由一位和善
committed to teaching and that there were a bunch of kids in there
且无私的老师领导 当麻烦出现
that would have my back when things got hairy.
合唱团的成员会帮助支持我
Now, what's there?
可现在呢
A chubber, a transfer student
一个胖子 一个转校生
and a Bizarro Jaime and Cersei Lannister,
还有一对乱♥伦♥的双胞胎
and an advisor who's gonna jump ship as soon
而指导教师是个只要真实世界一声呼唤
as the real world invites her back to the stage.
她就会跑路的人
No, thanks.
所以还是算了
Kitty, we need you.
凯蒂 我们需要你
All right? Your energy, your enthusiasm.
好吗 你的活力 你的热情
I don't know you very well,
我是不了解你
but I know that you love performing.
但我知道你喜欢表演
I did.
我是喜欢
I did love it.
我喜欢表演
You can sing, you can dance.
你能歌♥善舞
And-and, yes, Santana's cruelty
没错 桑塔纳的毒舌
definitely scarred me for the rest of my life,
给了我一辈子的阴影
but I know that the Glee Club needs a top bitch
但我知道合唱团需要一位狠角儿
to keep everyone in line.
这样大家才能团结一致
I invested everything into Glee Club.
我为合唱团奉献了所有
And what did it get me?
可下场呢
They all deserted me.
他们都抛弃了我
The only reason I'm still here is
我还在这儿的唯一原因
because Sue needed me for Cheerios!
是因为苏要我留在啦啦队
I miss singing and dancing
我想念在排练室
and the feeling of being in the choir room.
唱歌♥跳舞的感觉
But I know Sue...
但我了解苏
and I know you.
也了解你
And I don't want to jump back in just to have my heart broken
我不想回到过去 到头来伤心不已
again in a couple weeks when it all goes away.
几周后一切又全部消失
Look.
听着
This is real.
这次我来真的
Okay? I'm not going anywhere
懂吗 在完成我的工作
until my job here is done and the Glee Club is back
让欢乐合唱团永远回归麦金利之前
at McKinley permanently.
我不会离开
Look, you have my word.
我答应你
You come back,
如果你回来
and we'll see this through together.
我们会一同挺过难关
Oh, I'm sorry. Hi! Oh! Hi. Hi.
抱歉 是你 你好
I thought you'd be in the auditorium.
我以为你待在礼堂
The Warblers are about to go on.
林莺快上台了
No, no. I know. I-I just, um...
是 我知道 我只是...
I've always wanted to use the McKinley faculty bathroom
我一直都想上麦金利的教职员洗手间
now that I'm sort of faculty myself.
因为我现在也算是教职员了
Oh, so how was it?
感觉怎么样
It felt really grown up.
感觉自己长大了
Oh, well, I'm headed back now.
我现在回礼堂
Do you want to walk with me?
想跟我一起走吗
Yeah, that be nice.
行 真棒
Is that new? Oh, yeah. I guess so.
这是新建的吗 是 应该是吧
That's convenient.
真方便
Yeah, sure, they get an elevator after I already graduate, so...
没错 在我毕业之后终于有电梯了
All those years of carrying up all those stairs. Such a drag.
爬了这么多年楼梯 真累
Were you here when we had to fight for that ramp outside?
我们争取那条无障碍斜坡的时候你在吗
Oh, I know. That was weird, too.
是啊 那事也很奇怪
You excited to watch the Warblers perform?
要看到林莺表演了 兴奋吗
I am. They're really good.
兴奋 他们非常棒
How are the New Directions? Oh, you know.
新航向怎么样 你知道的
They'll get there.
会进步的
What a weird elevator.
这电梯真奇怪
Oh, my God, look, is this a... is this a bathroom?
天呐 这是卫生间吗
In an elevator?
电梯设施真齐全
I don't think we're moving.
电梯好像没动
Just press...
按那个...
The doors... the doors aren't opening.
门也打不开
No, press the buttons. They're not...
不是 要按这个钮 没反应...
Just press the emergency thing.
按那个紧急按钮
Hello? Hello?
有人吗 有人吗
It should make a buzzing noise.
应该有嗡嗡声啊
Hello? Hello? Hi!
有人吗 有人吗 有人吗
Let's pry it open.
强行拉开
Let's just do one at the same... at one time. Ow!
我们要同时使劲
I think we're locked in.
我们被锁在里面了
What kind of elevator is this?
这是什么鬼电梯
I don't think this is a real elevator.
我觉得这电梯是假的
Hey, where's Kurt? I have no idea!
科特人呢 不知道
He's not answering any of my calls or texts or anything.
他电♥话♥短♥信♥什么的都不回我
Oh, my goodness. I have just been informed
额滴神 林莺的团长刚刚告诉我
by the head Warbler-- whose name is Tristan
他名字叫什么来着 特里斯坦
or Crispin or Montague or-or something annoyingly fay--
还是克里斯潘 蒙塔古什么的妖孽名
that their coach is currently missing.
他们的教练失踪了
Which, of course, is a shock to all of us.
这让我们所有人都感到震惊
Blaine, our hopes and prayers are with you.
布莱恩 愿你一路走好
But the show must go on.
但比赛仍要继续
Ladies and lady boys, I give you
女士们 娘炮们 有请
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