欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S06E05
Part 4
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:18 p.m.
What?
什么
You and Blaine must kiss.
你和布莱恩得接吻
If you kiss each other,
如果你们接吻
you will be allowed to leave this room.
你们就可以离开这里
That's ridiculous.
真是荒唐
That's easy.
这多简单
That's all we got to do?
我们就这么做就行了吗
Okay. Here we go.
好吧 来吧
Here we go. Blaine and I are about to kiss. Ready?
来吧 布莱恩和我要吻了 看好了
There.
好了
No, not like that.
不 那样不行
I want to see you really go at it.
我要你们狠狠地吻一口
Just let us out, please!
放我们出去吧
Just, no. We're not gonna do that.
不行 我们不能那么做
Fine, be that way.
好吧 那就这么着吧
You're in for a long night,
今晚会很漫长
as the temperature of this elevator with a bathroom
随着这间带厕所的电梯的温度
rises and rises,
越来越高
and you'll be forced to remove more and more clothes.
你们将不得不一件件地脱衣服
This is insane.
真是疯了
How will you resist each other?
你们能抗拒彼此吗
Scantily clad, burning with desire,
衣不遮体 欲♥火♥中烧
enjoying a romantic dinner for two
享用浪漫的二人晚餐
of roasted corn salad and seared lamb tapenade,
烤玉米沙拉 烤羊排
paired perfectly with a bottle of playful, full-bodied cabernet
并完美搭配一瓶充满诱惑的解百纳
with just the right amount of spice.
香气刚刚好
Don't fight the Klaine romance.
别抵抗科莱恩的浪漫
The choice is yours.
任君选择
Come on, no! Come on!
抓住 快
Come on!
拜托
We are not gonna...
我们不会...
kiss for your amusement. Oh, God.
为你开心而深吻的 天呐
What's in this?
这里面是什么
Oh, that's...
是...
Oh, this is a fun one.
这个不错
Okay, fine.
好吧
I'm in.
我加入
Oh, my God, amazing.
天呐 太棒了
Where is everybody? Oh, I called everyone
人都哪去了 我给他们打电♥话♥了
and pushed glee rehearsal for an hour because I'm still trying...
把合唱团排练延后了一小时 因为我还在...
To come up with a set list for a performance you're giving tomorrow?
整理你明天的表演曲目吗
That's so Mr. Shue.
太像舒老师了
I can't decide if that's sad or adorable.
真不知道这是可悲还是可爱
The answer is adorable.
是可爱
It's just that Sue is judging,
因为苏是评委
and if she wasn't, then I'd have it,
如果不是她 我就没问题了
but I know she's gonna hate anything that I pick.
但我知道她会讨厌我选的所有曲目
I know.
我知道
You know what song she'd like?
你知道她会喜欢什么歌♥吗
No, but I know where to find them.
不 但我知道该去哪找
I probably shouldn't be letting you do this,
我或许不该让你这么做
being that you're a student and all.
毕竟你还是个学生
Plus, we're probably being recorded.
而且我们大概被拍下来了
No, I already cut the main line to the security cameras
不 我已经切断了监控摄像头和警报的
and the alarm.
主电线
Look, I may not have lived in some
我虽然没在纽约市
vague outer borough of New York City,
哪个偏僻的小地方住过
but there's a reason I'm the only glee kid
但作为唯一在苏统治下幸存的合唱团孩子
who survived Sue Sylvester's regime at McKinley.
我还是自有一套的
Because I'm ruthless, too.
因为我也是个无情婊
Wait, how do you know her password?
你怎么知道她的密♥码♥
I bribed Becky with a box of smuggled Mexican Twinkies.
我用一盒偷运进来的墨西哥夹心面包贿赂了贝基
She's got a thing for third-world snack cakes
她特别喜欢第三世界的点心蛋糕
made with real sugar and animal shortening.
那才是用真正的糖和动物起酥油做的
I don't want to know what ThunderBolton69 means,
我不想知道雷霆波顿69什么意思
but she hasn't changed it in years.
但她已经多年没换过了
Okay, so what exactly are we looking for?
好吧 我们要找什么
Sue has a secret playlist of songs
苏有一份秘密播放列表
that she's so emotionally vulnerable to
这些歌♥特别戳她泪点
that they're hidden in an encrypted, password-protected folder
所以她把这份列表藏在了一个加密文件夹里
only she can access.
只有她能看到
Wait, how do you have that password?
这个密♥码♥你怎么弄来的
Nicaraguan Ding-Dongs.
尼加拉瓜派
Take a look at these.
看看这些
Dude, it's almost 9:00.
伙计 都要九点了
Wow, that is some serious commitment.
你真是投入啊
Well, now that Beiste is gone and you're coach,
碧斯特现在走了 你成了教练
I assumed I'm gonna be starting QB.
我觉得我能做四分卫了
So I got to be ready, right?
所以得做好准备 对吧
Yeah, um, actually, I kind of...
嗯 其实
changed my mind about that.
我改主意了
What?
什么
What are you talking about, man?
你说什么啊
You told me that I was gonna be starting.
你说我能做首发四分卫的
Well, you know, you got the arm for it, but, uh,
你的投球很棒
quarterbacks are leaders, not cowards.
但四分卫得是领袖 不是胆小鬼
Are you calling me a wussy?
你是说我胆小吗
Yes, I am, actually. I am calling you a wussy.
是的 我就是说你胆小
You don't think I've noticed you skulking around the glee club
你以为我没发现你偷偷在合唱团附近溜达吗
or I haven't seen you coincidentally reading a book
你以为我没看到你在排练的时候
just outside the choir room during rehearsal?
在合唱室外面读书吗
I'm walking a tightrope, man.
我在走钢丝啊
I've got no wiggle room.
我没有回旋的余地
I got to be tougher, stronger and more manly
我得比队里其他人都更强 更狠
than everyone else on the team
更像个男人
because if they smell even a little bit of gay on me,
如果他们在我身上嗅到一丝基佬味
I'm not their teammate anymore.
他们就不会再把我当队友了
I'm just another homo.
我又成了普通的同性恋
Dude, that's not true, okay? Times have changed.
才不是这样的 时代已经变了
If I join the glee club, everything I worked so hard for,
如果我加入了合唱团 我努力付出的一切
it's ruined.
都会被毁掉
But you want to join.
但你想加入
Of course I do.
我当然想了
I'm a freakin' rock star, man.
我唱得多牛逼啊
All right.
好吧
But I'm stuck singing and dancing alone in my bedroom,
但我只能一个人在卧室里唱歌♥跳舞
because I don't want anyone to think that I'm gay.
因为我不想让别人觉得我是同性恋
Look, man.
听着 伙计
Every movement needs a leader,
每项运动都需要个领袖
someone to step out in the light and say, "Hey, this is me.
需要一个人站在众目睽睽之下说 "这就是我
This is who I am, and this is what I stand for."
我就是这样 这是我的立场"
Look, I get it.
我明白
High school is tough.
高中不好混
But you can do this.
但你能行的
And they...
他们
they will lose their judgment as soon as you lose yours.
如果你不再有偏见 他们也不会有
I got your back here, dude.
我会挺你 伙计
And that guy right there,
那个人
Finn, was one of my best friends,
芬恩 他生前是我的挚友
and he was the quarterback here.
他是这里最棒的四分卫
And when he joined the glee club,
他加入合唱团的时候
it changed everything here forever.
这里的一切都永远变了
Pick up where he left off,
挑起他留下的重担
and it'll be the best thing that's ever happened to you.
那会是你遇到的最好的事
I thought you said you'd never join the glee club again.
你不是说你再也不会加入合唱团了吗
Well, someone has to stop you from marrying your brother.
总得有人阻止你跟你兄弟成家
Oh, uh, Rachel, there's a policeman in your office.
蕾切尔 你办公室里有个警♥察♥
Finally.
总算来了
Thank you so much for coming. My friends are missing...
谢谢你赶来 我朋友失踪了...
What are you doing?
你在干什么
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