**Shot through the heart*
*击伤我心
**And you're to blame, darling*
*亲爱的 这归咎于你
**You give love a bad name*
*你败坏了爱的名声
I'm living in a dream.
我的生活简直如梦般美好
Besides having an unlimited budget,
除了有无限制的预算
kids recruited from all over the world for their talent,
学生来自世界各地 多才多艺
a nutritionist, costume designer
还有营养师 服装设计师
and strength and conditioning specialist,
和体能专家
being the coach of Vocal Adrenaline
做肾上腺乐团的教练
has a few other perks, like this company car,
还有其他几项好处 比如这辆公♥款♥车
my own massage therapist,
我的私人按♥摩♥师
and a paycheck so big, we moved into a higher tax bracket.
还有一张金额高到能提升我们税级的工资支票
**An angel's smile is what you sell*
*天使般的微笑是你招数
**You promised me heaven and put me through hell*
*把我哄上天 令我下炼狱
**Chains of love got a hold on me*
*爱的枷锁束缚住我
**When passion's a prison you can't break free*
*激♥情♥就似座无法冲破的牢房♥
**Whoa-oh, you're a loaded gun (Yeah)*
*你是一把上了膛的枪
The kids are so committed.
学生们好投入啊
They start practice on their own most days.
他们大部分时候都能自觉练习
I'll admit I do miss the camaraderie of the New Directions!
我承认 我怀念新航向的基友情
It's every man for himself here.
这里则是人不为己天诛地灭
**You give love a bad name (Bad name)*
*你败坏了爱的名声
The alumni support is huge.
校友支持很强大
Our boosters are incredibly generous.
我们的后援团粉丝超级慷慨
My wife says this one is the best.
我妻子说这辆是最好的
Wow, really this is so unnecessary.
这太客气了
I was always a football guy myself.
我这人一向喜欢橄榄球
But my flaming gay son loves show choir.
但我基到爆的儿子喜欢合唱团
And championships are championships.
冠军就是冠军
So, I'm throwing all my influence behind Vocal Adrenaline.
所以我要全力支持肾上腺乐团
And we're all counting on another win this year, Mr. Schuester.
我们都指望今年能再度夺魁呢 舒老师
Oh, I think as long as you're happy
我觉得只要你开心
and feeling good, we support you.
喜欢这样 我们就支持你
I mean, you need to just keep being honest with yourself.
你得继续诚实面对自己
The way I see it, I'm playing the long game
依我看 我在慢慢对那里
in terms of making real changes there.
做出真正的改变
I can't expect to go in there
我不能就那么闯进去
and alter their whole way of doing things.
改变他们的行为方式
My dream is to combine the resources
我希望能结合肾上腺乐团的
and support of Vocal Adrenaline
资源和资助
with the heart and inspiration of the New Directions!
和新航向的诚挚和灵气
Well, if anybody can do that, you can.
如果说有谁能做到 那一定是你
What do you say we let him out to play, huh?
我们让他下来玩玩怎么样
What-- here? Oh, my God, no.
在这儿吗 当然不行
He might touch something.
他要是碰到什么呢
Life is good.
生活真美好
What?
什么
Oh, my God! What happened?
天呐 怎么回事啊
Your team Vocal Adrenaline.
你的合唱团 肾上腺乐团
They decided to go with the tradition of egging the competition.
他们采取了传统的给对手扔鸡蛋的战术
You suck!
你们好烂
Okay. So, I've heard from my friends
好了 我从我朋友
Rachel Berry and Blaine Anderson,
蕾切尔·贝里和布莱恩·安德森那里听说
the coaches of the New Directions! And the Warblers,
他们分别是新航向和林莺的教练
that they were egged by my kids
他们被我的学生砸鸡蛋了
the other day on the way to their cars.
他们当时正去取车
Come on, guys!
拜托 同学们
I have to put my foot down!
我一定要表明立场
This kind of bullying will not be tolerated!
我绝不容忍♥这样的欺凌行为
Hey, I think you're being intolerant of our intolerance, Will.
我觉得你是不容忍♥我们的不容忍♥ 威尔
It's Mr. Schuester.
你要叫我舒老师
And don't be such a smart-ass, Clint.
别自作聪明 克林特
This week...
本周
we're gonna be taking turns performing songs
我们要轮流表演歌♥曲
dealing with the theme of "Tolerance."
围绕"容忍♥"这个主题
I will lead by example.
我会以身作则
And I've invited a very special guest to join me.
我还请来一位特别嘉宾与我合作
And a Vocal Adrenaline alumni.
她是肾上腺乐团的校友
**When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay*
*在我儿时 我以为自己是同志
*Cause I could draw, my uncle was*
*只因为我擅长绘画 我叔叔是同志*
**And I kept my room straight*
*而我爱保持房♥间整洁
**I told my mom, tears rushing down my face*
*我潸然泪下 向妈妈哭诉
**She's like "Will you've loved girls since before pre-k, trippin'*
*她说 威尔你自幼便喜欢女生
**Yeah, I guess she had a point, didn't she*
*妈妈好像不无道理
**Bunch of stereotypes all in my head*
*脑中太多陈规旧俗
**I remember doing the math like "Yeah, I'm good at little league"*
*心里盘算着 我是个运动小将
**A preconceived idea of what it all meant*
*先入为主的偏见盘踞脑中
**For those that liked the same sex*
*大家竟认为同性恋者
**Had the characteristics*
*都是一个模子刻出来
**The right wing conservatives think it's a decision*
*右翼傻♥逼♥认为性向是选择
**And you can be cured with some treatment and religion*
*药物信仰能将他们"拯救"
**Man-made rewiring of a predisposition*
*人为扭转可改变他们
**Playing God, (Yeah yeah)*
*以为自己能扮演上帝角色
**Aw nah here we go*
*又是旧话重提
**America the brave still fears what we don't know (Ooh)*
*无畏的美国 仍害怕未知的真♥相♥
**And "God loves all his children" is somehow forgotten*
*说好的上帝爱所有子民 都是鬼话
**But we paraphrase a book written (Ooh) thirty-five-hundred years ago*
*你们还有脸宣读那所谓的圣经
**I don't know*
*我真的困惑了
**And I can't change*
*我无法去改变
**Even if I tried*
*就算我去尝试
**Even if I wanted to*
*就算我心想变
**My love, my love, my love*
*我的爱人呐 我的同性♥爱♥人呐
**She keeps me warm* *Love is patient*
*她让我心头温暖* *爱是妥协
**She keeps me warm* *Love is kind*
*她让我如沐春风* *爱是友善
**She keeps me warm* *Love is patient*
*她为我填满空虚* *爱是耐心
**She keeps me warm* *Love is kind*
*她让我不再心寒* *爱是宽容
**She keeps me warm* *Love is patient*
*她让我不再漂泊* *爱是接纳
**Not crying on Sundays* *Love is kind*
*礼拜日我不再掉泪* *爱是仁慈
**Love is patient* *Love is patient*
*爱是天下大同
**Love is kind*
*爱不分性向
What the hell was that, Schuester?
你在搞什么鬼 舒斯特
You can't be serious.
你开玩笑呢吧
Serious as a hangnail, honey.
我们非常认真
Shut up, stop rapping
闭嘴吧 别说唱了
and let us rehearse for Sectionals.
让我们为分组赛排练吧
We don't care about gay or straight
我们才不管直弯
or trans or intersects.
变交呢
We care about winning. No, wait.
我们只在乎赢 等等
This is genius.
这多棒啊
If we can get the New Directions! worked up
如果我们能让新航向以为
into thinking we're intolerant of an entire group of people,
我们容不得一整个群体 而让他们生气
they'll go into Will Schuester mode.
他们会进入威尔·舒斯特模式
And dedicate an entire week of practice
把一整周的练习
to a lesson about tolerance.
用在"容忍♥"主题上
This behavior is over.
你的这种行为必须停止了
Yes, you are talented.
你是很有才华
No, that does not give you the right
但你也不能因此
to behave however you want.
就为所欲为
Now, like it or not, I am running this show choir now,
不管你喜不喜欢 我现在是乐团教练
and I'm gonna run it how I like.
我会按照我喜欢的方式管理
Well, McKinley, this is it.
麦金利 时候到了
It took a long time to get here.
我花了很长时间才走到这一步
And my heart's racing like a slow pig at a sausage factory.
我的心像香肠厂的猪跳得一样快
But I can truly say that today
但我今天终于能说
I'm living the life I always wanted.
我过上了我一直想要的人生
I took some time off
我休息了一阵
to let my outsides catch up with my insides.
让我的外表去匹配我的内心
But now I'm ready to take this old jalopy for a spin.
但现在 我准备好开着我的旧车出来遛遛了
So...
那么
say hello to Coach Sheldon Beiste.
跟谢尔登·碧斯特教练打招呼吧
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