欢乐合唱团（2009）

Glee S06E06

Part 4 Nov. 16, 2020, 7:18 p.m.

Brittany.
布里特妮
Oh, young love is a treasure.
年轻人的爱非常稀有珍贵
Is there a fire and passion?
你俩干柴烈火激♥情♥四射吗
I popped a hip once.
我有次闪到了屁♥股♥
That makes a difference.
这就不一样了
You must tell me all about it.
你得跟我说说
How you met, will you have any children,
你俩如何相遇要不要孩子
how soon will you have them, and how many?
什么时候要要几个孩子
I'm going to make us a huge pile of rice and beans.
我再去做一大盘米饭豆子
Actually, I thought maybe, um...
其实我觉得可以...
we could go out for some fresh air,
我们可以出去透透气
maybe some... fondue?
或者吃点奶酪火锅
**Queso por dos, queso por dos*
*奶酪火锅面对面奶酪火锅面对面
**Queso por dos*
*奶酪火锅面对面
Hola. Welcome to Queso Por Dos,
大家好欢迎来到《奶酪火锅面对面》西语特别节目
which I just sold to Univision.
本节目版权刚卖♥♥给环球电视台
Tonight's special invitado, Senora Abuela Lopez.
今晚的特别访谈请来了洛佩斯太太
Thank you for leaving your musty hoarder home
感谢您离开♥发♥霉储物室般的房♥子
and taking three buses to get here.
转了三趟车来到现场
My mouth is burning.
我嘴被烫到了
Oh, gracias. It's got a mean kick.
谢谢这道菜很带劲
Just like you.
就像你一样
Lord and Lady Tubbington,
肥墩墩大人和胖墩墩夫人
As America knows,
众所周知
I'm getting married soon.
我马上要结婚了
So the only thing that's on my mind is weddings.
所以我现在只想着婚礼
Oh, and learning that Stephen Hawking is my dad.
并消化史蒂芬·霍金是我爸的事实
So tonight's show is all about weddings.
今晚的节目主要谈婚礼
And, if there's time, Stephen Hawking.
还有时间就谈史蒂芬·霍金
Question-- how did you meet your dead husband, Senor Lopez?
请问您和您亡夫如何相识的洛佩斯太太
Ah, Hector Lopez and I, Alma Lopez,
赫克托·洛佩斯和我阿尔玛·洛佩斯
were childhood sweethearts.
从小青梅竹马
And then he went to Vietnam and died.
之后他去了越南战死沙场
Which was sad but wonderful
虽然令人伤心但也是件好事
because then I met Pedro Lopez,
因为之后我又遇到了佩德罗·洛佩斯
who ended up being the true love of my life.
他是我此生真爱他也过世了
Oh, that is exactly
这正好
like me and my fiancee, except for the Vietnam part.
像我和我未婚对象但她没去越南
Speaking of American history, fun fact--
说到美国历史有趣的是
They vacationed together,
她们一起度假
wrote over 3,000 letters to each other,
互相写了超过三千封信
and, legend has it, Eleanor kissed Lorena's picture
据说埃莉诺每晚睡前都会亲吻
every night before bed.
罗瑞纳的照片
Your cats are reading.
你的猫居然在看书
Oh, abuela,
奶奶
planning a wedding can be so much work.
准备婚礼很费事
Maybe my fiancee and I should just elope.
我和未婚对象干脆私奔算了
If you do that, I'll skin you alive.
你要这样我就把你活剥了
When two souls unite as one,
两个灵魂合二为一的这天
it is a day of celebration.
当然需要庆祝
You should be surrounded by your loved ones,
你应该邀请亲朋好友一起庆祝
especially tu familia.
特别是家人
Friends come and go, but family is your blood.
朋友来来去去但家人血脉相连
And they need to share in your joy.
家人最应该分享这份喜悦
Beautifully said.
说得很好
Thank you.
谢谢
Mercedes.
梅赛德斯
I told you I came here to mentor and to guide.
我是来指导他们唱歌♥的
New York is endgame for you, Rachel.
纽约是你的宿命
It just is.
就是这样
You know, sometimes you need a little bit
有时候得提醒你
of inspiration to remind you and light the way.
不要忘记梦想点亮前路
**Once in your life you find her*
*一旦在你一生当中
**Someone that turns your heart around*
*找到那个令你魂牵梦萦的女孩
**And next thing you know you're closing down the town*
*你便知晓再也没机会去城里作乐
**Wake up and it's still with you*
*早晨醒来仍萦绕心头
**Even though you left her way across town*
*即便你已离开她到达城市的另一端
**Wondering to yourself "Hey, what've I found"*
*你感到纳闷自己到底找到了什么
**When you get caught between the Moon and New York City*
*当你陷入贫穷与富有的抉择时
**I know it's crazy but it's true*
*听来疯狂却确实如此
**If you get caught between the Moon and New York City*
*当你陷入月亮与纽约的抉择时
**The best that you can do*
*你最好的选择
**The best that you can do is fall in love*
*便是坠入爱河
**Arthur, he does as he pleases*
*亚瑟他活得随心所欲
**All of his life, he's mastered choice*
*终其一生都是自己做选择
**Deep in his heart, he's just, he's just a boy*
*其实内心深处他仍保有赤子之心
**Living his life one day at a time*
*他用心过好每一天
**He's showing himself a really good time*
*日子过得确实快活
**He's laughing about the way they want him to be*
*他嘲笑那些想强加在他身上的期许
**When you get caught between the Moon and New York City*
*当你陷入贫穷与富有的抉择时
**I know it's crazy but it's true*
*听来疯狂却确实如此
**If you get caught between the Moon and New York City*
*当你陷入月亮与纽约的抉择时
**The best that you can do (The best that you can do)*
*你最好的选择
**The best that you can do is fall in love*
*便是坠入爱河
So, what did you think?
所以你们认为怎样
Look, you guys,
大家听好
uh, despite your valiant effort,
虽然你们非常努力了
I just, I'm not ready to go back.
我只是还没准备好回去
Well, I am not leaving until you are.
你不走我也不走
Excuse me, excuse me.
麻烦借过一下
What are you doing?
你在做什么
I'm meeting my Latino fans.
在和拉丁粉丝见面
Okay, you know what, we need to talk.
我们需要谈谈
Right now. Afuera.
马上出去
Go on. Thanks, guys.
走吧谢谢支持
Don't be mad at me.
不要生我的气
Why do you think that it's okay to go behind my back
你凭什么认为背着我去和她做朋友会没事
and be friends with someone who would rather see me dead
她宁愿我死掉
than in love with another woman?
都不愿看到我爱上一个女人
You came out to abuela ten years ago, okay?
你十年前就和奶奶出柜了好吗
Times have changed.
此一时彼一时
It was three years ago,
是三年前的事
and nothing has changed for her,
她的观念一点都没变
and it never will.
以后也不会变的
And believe me, it's not just the homos that she has a problem with,
相信我她不仅仅是对同性恋有意见
because it took that bitch 50 years to talk to a black person,
因为那婊♥子♥花了五十年才愿意和黑人说话
and it was her mailman,
那人还是她的邮差
and then she accused him of stealing her Christmas cards.
然后她指责他偷了圣诞贺卡
Well, did he?
他偷了吗
No.
没有
Look, either Mr. Shue or Rosie O'Donnell once said,
就像舒老师或者罗茜·奥唐纳说的
"People are afraid of what they don't know."
"人会害怕他们不了解的事"
Okay, I used to be afraid of Greek yogurt,
我以前还害怕希腊酸奶呢
and then once I added a box of sugar, it kind of grew on me.
但是加了一盒糖再吃我就慢慢喜欢上了
Maybe it's our job as young,
也许我们年轻一代
hot progressives to educate older, scary farts.
性感的进步人士就应该教育老古董呢
I mean, if abuela gets to know us
如果让她了解我们
and sees that we're somewhat normal,
看到我们和正常人一样
like how I sometimes dance in my sleep
我有时候睡觉会跳舞
and how you sometimes dye your hair blonde for no reason,
你有时会无缘无故染金发
then she'll see us for who we really are, okay?
然后她就会看懂真实的我们了
And then maybe she'll understand that, um,
到时或许她就会明白
aside from the awesome lesbian sex part,
除去超赞的女同性♥爱♥之外
that we're-we're just like everybody else.
我们就和其他人一样
We at least have to try, right?
我们至少得试试好吗
Okay.
好吧
Do you want a signed picture?
你要签名照吗
I'm sure you do. Please?
你肯定想要别闹
We should, um, print up our wedding menus on the back of that.
我们应该在背面印上婚礼流程
Yay! Queso por Dos.
棒呆奶酪火锅面对面