欢乐合唱团（2009）
Glee S06E09
Part 3
Nov. 16, 2020, 7:20 p.m.
so, no, but...
所以我就算了
Dude, you just got done telling us how crazy your sister is.
伙计 你刚抱怨完你姐姐有多神经喂
I-I'm sorry, but no way.
很抱歉 我也不行
Come on, guys, help me out here. Help yourself.
拜托了 哥们 帮帮我 自己搞定吧
Tell her to back off so you can score some tail.
你就让她别管闲事 好让你去钓小妞
Simple. And you...
多简单 而你...
you're gonna meet me in the gym after school,
你放学后到体育馆等我
so that I can whip your ass into shape.
我好好调♥教♥一下你这只小肥猪
Then you're gonna help me get a date with my boy.
然后你得教我怎么约男孩子出去
How did this become about you guys?
怎么扯到你们自己了
So I was thinking for the bar mitzvah,
因为麦伦很有戏剧表现力
since Myron is very theatrical,
所以在成人礼上
that the glee club could hit him up with some Broadway,
合唱团可以来点百老汇 激发他的热情
but, like, modern, downtown, up-tempo stuff.
但是得摩登 洋气 快节奏
Do these kids even like Broadway?
这些孩子喜欢百老汇吗
I don't know some of the new ones.
新来的几个我不太了解
What are they like?
他们什么样子
I mean, they're great.
他们都很棒
They're so nice.
人超好
Such a vibrant group.
非常有活力
So energetic.
精力充沛
But they're quiet, you know? They're very, like...
可他们很沉默 懂吗
you know, within themselves.
不怎么和人交流
Quiet... because you're always talking?
沉默 那是因为总是你在讲讲讲吧
You think I'm the worst.
我是不是很差劲
No, Rachel...
不 蕾切尔
No. Not at all.
完全不是
I think this bar mitzvah
我觉得这次成人礼
is exactly the challenge they need right now.
正是他们现在所需要的挑战
Performing in front of a big audience
在一大♥片♥观众面前表演
will force them to band together.
会迫使他们形成一支团队
But if you don't know them very well...
但如果你不了解他们
I don't know.
那就不好说了
Maybe it's time to push them to make some choices themselves.
也许应该让他们自己做出选择了
Okay, everyone. Take your seats.
好的 各位 大家坐坐好
We have some really exciting news.
有大好消息要告诉你们
So, Myron really liked our suggestions.
麦伦很喜欢我们的提议
And he has decided to have us perform at his bar mitzvah!
他决定让我们在他的成人礼上表演
Can you believe it?
能相信吗
You guys, I thought that you'd be more excited.
我以为你们会更激动一点呢
So, you want us to sing
所以你们是希望我们
at a spoiled little rich kid's birthday party?
在这个小皇帝的生日派对上唱歌♥
It's a bar mitzvah.
是成人礼
Have you guys had any Jewish life experiences?
你们没体验过犹太人的生活吗
This is a sacred honor.
这是一次神圣的邀请
Guys, why aren't you more excited about this?
大伙儿们 气氛热起来
Are we actually gonna sing or are you about
我们真的要演唱
to announce an alumnus walking through the door?
还是你们又要介绍一名男校友回来了
No, this is all about you guys.
不 这次你们是主角
Myron is trusting us and we are trusting you.
麦伦信任我们 而我们信任你们
That's right! The clock is ticking.
没错 时不待人
Sectionals is in two weeks, guys.
还有两周就是分组赛了
Don't underestimate this challenge.
不要小看这次机会
There is no tougher audience than...
没有哪一拨观众会比
Jews! Tweens.
犹太人更难玩 是青少年
Vicious, pubescent tweens with zero tolerance for a bad act.
青少年很恶毒的 对车祸表演的容忍♥度为零
So, pair up, triple up,
所以你们两三人分一组
pick some songs, this is gonna be great.
选点歌♥ 这一定会很棒的
We want upbeat.
我们需要快歌♥
We want energy.
需要能量
We want epic! All right!
需要震撼 好了
This is incredible!
真是太棒了
Were we not just talking about doing gender role-reversal duets?
我们要不要来反串对唱
Were we not?!
要不要嘛
Mason, I'm freaking out!
麦森 我快疯了
Well, my short list is actually a long one,
我的小单子也好长
so we should really start brainstorming now.
所以我们现在就得开始理一理了
Hello?
喂
Focus-- huge opportunity knocking at the front door!
专心点 这可是出彩的大好机会
Yeah, yeah. I'm in.
对 对 好的
Grab a chair. Yeah, I'm in.
拉张椅子来 我加入
You know the best thing about being a dude?
知道当男人最大的好处是什么吗
I'm eating my chicken for lunch.
我午饭吃的是鸡
But later, if I lick my lips like this,
但之后 只要我舔舔嘴唇
I'm tasting it all day.
整天嘴里都有鸡的味道
Hey, Sue?
苏
You-you doing okay?
你没事吧
No, actually, uh...
不 其实...
I haven't slept for three days.
我已经三天没合眼了
Mind if I put my coffee down
介意我把咖啡
on this decorative end table?
放在这张装饰性茶几上吗
Hey, Sue, what's, uh, what's going on?
苏 究竟出什么事了
I have become a personal slave of one Myron Muskovitz.
我现在是麦伦·莫斯科维茨的奴役
We start the day with a series of vitamin B drips.
每天一开始先来点维他命B点滴
And the eight-hour pitch session begins.
然后有一场长达八小时的陈述会
Okay, well, then...
那么...
how about a Hawaiian-themed bar mitzvah, huh?
夏威夷风情成人礼呢
These ideas are terrible!
这些点子都糟透了
They're tired! They're not fresh!
无聊至极 老土
They're not new!
一点都不新颖
The theme should be me!
派对主题是我
I am the theme! And I want to make my big reveal
我就是主题 我的出场必须盛大无比
by coming down out of the rafters
我要在一个珠宝豆荚里
in a giant Faberge pod!
从房♥顶上降落
Now, Janet, can you get me my espresso?
珍妮特 请把我的意式咖啡拿来
He says "My espresso"
他说"我的意式咖啡"
as if every bean was cultivated specifically for him.
就好像里面的咖啡豆都是为他种的似的
Every night is spent reading the Torah aloud
每个晚上 麦伦睡着的时候
while Myron sleeps,
我都要朗诵《摩西五经》
so he can absorb the bit he has to read at his bar mitzvah
这样他自己不背 也能在成人礼上
without having to memorize it himself.
念出其中的内容
I said read the Torah!
给我读
Sue, this kid is a nightmare.
苏 这孩子简直是噩梦
This has to stop.
必须停下
Oh, it will... once you,
会的 只要你们
Johnny Want-a-peen, Homeless, Rachel,
变性人 流浪汉 蕾切尔
the glee club and I agree to become his backup dancers
合唱团 还有我 同意在成人礼上
at his bar mitzvah. Wait, what?
做他的伴舞 等等 啥
Wait, he wants us?
什么 他要我们也参加
Yes, we are his last resort.
没错 我们是他最后的法子了
He blew his entire entertainment budget
他把娱乐预算
on airfare for a callback of 100 dancers
都花在那一百名伴舞的返程机票上了
in which there was no dancing.
所以现在没伴舞了
He just called them in one at a time and said,
他把那些人找回来挨个问
"Are your allergies as bad as mine today?"
你们今天也和我一样过敏这么严重吗
Now, hold on! I could see if this kid wanted Rachel, Will
等等 我知道这孩子为什么想要蕾切尔 威尔
and even Sam, but me?!
萨姆也勉勉强强吧 可我
Come on, I can't even dance!
算了吧 我连舞都不会跳
My knees have been shot since my bull-riding days.
我骑牛那会 膝盖就受伤了
Well, I am being forced to participate,
我被强制参加
so I am forcing you to participate.
所以我要强制你参加
So there's at least one person who's a worse dancer than I am.
那么至少有一个人比我跳得烂
I'm in.
我参加
Hey, Jane!
珍
Hey, sorry.
借过
Hey, man! Sorry!
你好 借过
Hey, you know, I was thinking, you know,
知道吗 我在想
we should probably do this bar mitzvah duet together.
我们应该一起完成成人礼对唱
Oh, um, we would kill it,
我们肯定秒杀全场
but I'm already paired with Roderick.
但我已经和罗德里克搭档了
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