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Bob's Burgers S06E07

Part 3 March 8, 2020, 6:58 p.m.

Why does it look like Valentine's Day threw up in here?
我把卡片都撕开了
I ripped open all the cards!
淡定亲爱的
Okay, okay, easy sweetheart,
老妈在呢老妈在呢
Mommy's here, Mommy's here.
乔丝玲收到了四张
Jocelyn got four cards?
来吧同志们我们能复原的
Come on, people, we can fix this.
我们只需要比对笔迹
We just need to match the handwriting from the envelopes
找到匹配的信封把卡片塞回去
to the handwriting on the cards and just shove them back in.
这是牙印吗蒂娜你疯了
Are these teeth marks? Tina you went crazy.
我可能激动了点
I may have been a little forceful.
我们还有多长时间
All right, how much time do we have?
到星期五早上
Till Friday morning.
我们真的能复原吗
Do you really think we can fix it?
当然我们能搞定的
Sure. Sure, yeah we could do it.
妈你不能告诉老爸我搞成这样
Mom, you can't tell Dad I screwed this up.
他当时说要帮我订花的时候那么积极
He was so on top of it with pre-ordering the flowers
而我却辜负期望提前拆了信
and I... I pre-opened the envelopes.
是老爸完成他的任务肯定毫无压力
Right, I'm sure Dad totally nailed his end of this.
对我知道
Right. I know.
喂您好
Yes, hello.
我马上就要死了
I'm dying and I'm trying to order
我想为葬礼预定我最爱的花
my favorite flowers for my funeral
葬礼在情人节那天
which will be on Valentine's Day.
我要定康乃馨
They need to be carnations.
等等等等别挂我要死了
Wait, wait, wait. Don't hang up, I'm dying.
这个呢这个呢
How 'bout... How 'bout this...
*和外带的午餐说拜拜*
*Throw your sack lunches away*
*今天向火火腿腿*
*'Cause it's Hot-Hot, Ham-Ham*
*奶奶奶酪说嗨嗨*
*N-Cheese-N-Cheese Day!*
哇挺不错的
Wow, you... That is good.
我们在干嘛
What are we doing?
你指哪个
What do you mean?
我们不是在准备明天的节目吗
We're working on tomorrow's show?
不我是说我们在干嘛
No, I mean, what are we doing?
我们的手怎么了
What's going on with our hands?
牵到一起去了
We're holding them.
我们牵著多久了
How long have we been doing that?
我不知道
I don't know.
谁先牵的
Who held whose hand first?
我不知道该放开吗
I don't know. Should we stop?
虽然我挺喜欢不过
It's like, I like it, but ew.
我们现在又在干嘛
Now what are we doing?
我们的脸在靠近
I think we're... leaning our faces toward each other.
-为啥 -为了亲亲
- Why? - To kiss.
感觉不太好
That doesn't sound right.
天我们真亲上了
no, we were kissing.
我觉得我们要再亲一次了
I think we're gonna kiss again.
考特尼早上好
Morning, Courtney.
早上好贝尔彻夫人
Morning, Mrs. Belcher.
您身上有鸡蛋味儿您吃鸡蛋了吗
You smell like eggs. Did you have eggs?
没有
No.
吉恩来接你了
Gene, your ride's here!
这里亲这里
Right here, put one right here.
就是这样
Yeah, yeah, like that.
真好
Nice.
你写的象棋社的歌♥词
You know, your line about the chess club announcement
比我好一马对四车
is better than mine... Knight to Rook Four,
象棋看你的
get your butt on the chess board.
不你的词更好
No, your line is better.
我觉得你那句更棒
I think you did a much better job with that line.
我的是不错
I think I did a pretty good job,
但就这句而言你的更好
but in this instance your line is the best.
到了
We're here.
你把门关上了
You closed my door.
还锁上了
And now you locked it?
你想对我女儿做什么
What do you think you're doing
小哥
with my daughter, mister?
你彻底伤过她的心
You broke her heart once, literally.
还嫌不够吗
Isn't that enough?
别担心
Don't worry.
这次我不是想利用她
I'm not using Courtney
得到你的音响合成器
to get to your high-end synthesizers this time, okay?
你是真的喜欢考特尼
So you really like-like Courtney?
道格我只知道我们在一起很开心
Doug, all I know is we have fun together
每次牵她的手
and holding hands with her
感觉都像是头一回
feels like holding a hand for the very first time.
虽然这已经是第四次了
And it's, like, the fourth time.
我已经好久没有这种悸动了
Damn. I haven't felt that for quite a while.
-真羡慕你们 -谢啦老哥
- Good for you two. - Thanks, bro!
你们迟到了没什么问题吧
You're late. Is everything okay?
没问题
Everything's peachy.
我们刚分享了一个布丁
We just shared a pudding cup at our lockers.
布丁
A pudding cup?!
对巧克力香草混搭
Yes. It was chocolate-vanilla swirl.
-就像吉恩的眼睛 -对
- Like Gene's eyes. - Yeah!
什么... 你们是牵著手吗
What is that... Are you holding hands?
是吗
Oh, are we?
得了
Well, stop!
专业点
Keep it professional.
这条广播后就该你们了
You're on after this announcement.
*穿上外套去草地*
*Come out on the field and wear a coat*
*饲养员会带来小羊baby*
*An animal guy's gonna stop by with a baby goat.*
就在今天三点半
At 3:30. Today.
小羊很有意思对吧吉恩
Goats are fun, Gene, aren't they?
特别是来学校的时候
When they come to the school?
-超有意思 -我知道小孩都喜欢这个
- The funnest. - I know kids like it.
我也喜欢小羊
I love a goat visit.
我们本来也是小孩嘛
And we're... we are kids.
完蛋了
Oh, crap.
搞砸了
They're slipping.
他们开始走下坡路了
Huh, their energy kinda dipped.
你觉得呢
You know what I'm talking about?
我都走神了
I'm tuning out.
你看地上有坨东西
Look at that spot on the floor.
啊是啊
Oh, yeah!
我是个骗子
I'm a fraud.
我是个失败者
I'm a failure.
而且连朵花都没有
And nobody got me a carnation!
有些事你想想就好不用说出来
Okay, some things you can just think and not say.
蒂娜听好坐好你的台
Tina, listen, man your station.
表现地正常点别像此刻这么奇怪
Keep your face from looking weird like it is right now
一切都会解决的
and everything's gonna be fine.
老妈在家里对笔迹
Mom's at home, matching up handwriting.
坐好别嘟囔了
Just sit tight. And stop talking.
募集进行的怎么样啦
how is the big fund-raiser going?
我们能消除饥饿以及或是修好停车场吗
Are we gonna end world hunger and/or fix the parking lot?
正常一切正常
Fine. Everything's fine.
看我这张正常得不能再正常的脸
Look at my perfectly normal face.
好吧
Okay...
也不是特别正常
it's not... perfectly normal.
不过对你来说也正常保持
And that's perfectly normal. Carry on.
给我同母的
"To My Brother
哥哥
"From The Same Mother,
爱你的神秘人
Love You Know Who."
安迪·派丝多找到了
Andy Pesto! Gotcha!
嗨
Hey.
切番茄嘞
Choppin' the tomatoes...
你在切番茄
So you're chopping tomatoes?
对在切番茄
Yup. Yup. I'm chopping 'em, here they go.
好我去收银台那边
Okay, I'm just out here, manning the counter.
收银台需要有人看著