牧场趣事（2016）

The Ranch S02E08

Part 1 June 24, 2021, 11:37 a.m.

嘿 - 嘿
Hey. - Hey.
嗨宝贝你怎么样 - 好极了
Hi, sweetie. How you doing? - Great.
花了一整天跑牧场
Spent all day going from ranch to ranch.
没地方招工
There's no work anywhere.
所以我就去了冰雪皇后
So then I just went to the DQ.
那儿招人吗 - 不知道我就是去吃个甜筒
Oh, are they hiring? - I don't know. I just wanted a dip cone.
烂透了我跟老爸干了八小时活儿
Sucks for you, man. Me and Dad, we put in a hard eight hours,
两个人喝了瓶啤酒还抱了一下
then we shared a beer and a hug.
少吹了
Bullshit.
好吧啤酒是我喝的
Well, I had a beer, and then Dad,
然后老爸赶走了我肩上的一只蜜蜂
he brushed a bee off my shoulder.
可你要是不喜欢谁就不会帮他赶蜜蜂
I mean, still, you don't brush a bee off the shoulder of someone you don't love.
别担心你会找到活儿的
Don't worry, honey. You're gonna find somethin'.
因为你是我妈才这么说的吗
You really think that or just sayin' that 'cause you're my mom?
瞧啊免费啤酒
Oh, look. Free beer!
嘿你们好 - 嘿你好吗
Oh, hey, guys. - Hey. What's up?
那人是谁 - 海瑟你跟她交往过
Who the hell's that? -That's Heather. You used to date her.
不是说海瑟是说那个人她在干吗约会吗
Not Heather. The guy. What is she, on a date?
我不知道
I don't know.
正怀着孕的女人怎么出来约会了
What's a pregnant lady doing on a date?
哦答案我知道
Oh, I know the answer to this one.
"老子不在乎"
"I don't give a fuck."
我只是说这有点怪
I'm just saying, it's weird.
不怪的是
No, what's weird is,
今晚晚些时候
later on tonight,
他的家伙就要捅到你宝宝的头了
that dude's dong is gonna be banging into your baby's head.
你♥他♥妈♥是怎么回事
What the fuck is wrong with you?
听着我就随口说说
Look, man, I'm just sayin'.
那孩子在出生前
Kid's gonna end up
脑震荡的次数要跟你一样多了
having as many concussions as you before he's even born.
嘿海瑟你好吗
Oh, hey, Heather. How you doin'?
嗨玛姬挺好的我要瓶百威和杯冰红茶
Hi, Maggie. Good. Can I get a Bud and an iced tea?
好的马上就来 - 谢谢
Oh, sure. I'll bring it right out to you. - Thanks.
你这位朋友是 - 保罗
Who's your friend? - Paul.
保罗这名字好怪
Paul? That's a weird name.
好吧柯尔特和公鸡
Okay, Colt and Rooster.
我以前没见过他他是新来的吗
I've never seen him before. Is he new?
跟我前任比他是新的而且更优秀
Compared to my last boyfriend, he's new and improved.
说的是你柯尔特是前任又烂
That's you, Colt. Old and worse.
男朋友啊你在约会
Boyfriend, huh? You on a date?
其实是第一次
First date, actually.
肯定是个好人
Must be a good guy.
我想他知道你 - 怀孕吗我跟他说了
Considering he knows you're-- - Pregnant? I told him.
我本想说猫奴的但当然了
I was gonna say cat lady, but that works, too.
嘿海瑟问个问题假设
Hey, Heather, question. Um, hypothetically speaking, right,
要是宝宝看到有东西过来
if the baby saw somethin' comin' at it...
他会不会躲开
could it, like, get out of the way?
再见各位
Bye, guys.
真不敢相信她居然出来约会 - 是啊挺难办的
I can't believe she's on a date. - Yeah. It's a tough one.
嘿我是谁
Hey, who am I?
戴尔
Dale?
戴尔 - 什么
Dale! - What?
嘿公鸡 - 嘿
Hey, Rooster. - Hey.
戴助听器了吗
Got your hearing aids on there?
戴了我来把助听器打开
Yeah. Let me turn these hearin' aids on.
电池得省着点用
I gotta save the batteries, you know?
我可不想等到看电视时没电了 - 可不嘛
I don't want 'em to die while I'm watching TV. - Yeah.
上星期
Last week,
<法律与秩序>我就听了个糊里糊涂
I got all of Law and none of Order.
你怎么来了公鸡
So, what are you doin' around here, Rooster?
就开车在周围随便转转
Well, you know, just driving by the neighborhood,
想过来打个招呼
figured I'd swing by and say what's up.
是因为被诺伊曼山牧场开了
Well, I guess you got a lot of time on your hands
所以闲着了吧
since you got let go from Neumann's Hill.
你听说了
You heard about that, huh?
那个
Well, you know...
我说过要请好朋友戴尔当兽医
I told him I was gonna hire my good friend Dale Rivers to be my vet,
他们不想这么办就把我炒了
if they didn't like it, to go ahead and fire me.
我可是听说你是因为酒吧斗殴被抓
I heard that you got put in jail for a bar fight
和酒驾公♥司♥车才被炒的
and for driving the company truck drunk.
都赶在一块儿了
I mean, it's all kinda tied together.
所以
So look, uh,
我想问问你知不知道
just wonderin' if you heard of anybody
哪里招勤劳
looking for a hard-workin'
有经验笑容性感发型够酷的牧工
seasoned rancher who's got a sexy smile and a badass head of hair.
柯尔特也失业了
Oh, Colt's out of work too, huh?
去克兰斯顿家问问看
Well, you might try the Cranstons.
我听说他家小儿子要
I hear their youngest is gonna go
加入太阳马戏团
join the Cirque du Soleil.
他从小柔韧性就好
He always was a bendy little feller.
迪吗是啊可不是嘛
Eddie, huh? Yeah, that makes sense.
大多数孩子都得强挤进柜子里
Most kids you had to shove into a locker,
他很容易就缩进去了
but he'd just fold right up.
他要明年夏天才去
Yeah, he don't go till next summer.
我会替你美言几句的
I'll put in a good word for you.
好可问题是戴尔我
Yeah, the thing is, Dale, is I'm...
现在就得找活儿干懂吗
...kinda lookin' for something now, you know?
我现在身无分文也不能一直
Pretty strapped, and there's only so many chicken fried steaks
让玛丽从老乡村店拿炸鸡排啊
Mary can drop at the Cracker Barrel.
天啊我就爱吃他家的炸鸡排
Woo, boy, I love them chicken fried steaks.
我今晚带沙琳一块儿去吃一顿
I think I'll take Charlene over there for one this evenin'.
我们想早点过去
We like to get there early
这样就能坐店门前摇椅的位子了
so we can sit out on them rocking chairs they got out front.
那种椅子坐久了有助于锻炼身体
Sit there long enough, you get a real good workout in your core.
戴尔别跑题行吗
Hey, Dale, can we focus up here?
对找活儿的事
Oh, yeah. Work.
我知道得不多可是
Well, I don't know much, but
我手上有点零活儿可以给你
I got some odd jobs around here you could do in the meantime.
按小时付费
I could pay you by the hour.
那太好了谢了我♥干♥
I mean, yeah, Dale, that'd be great. Thanks, I'll take it.
戴尔
Dale?
戴尔沙琳在叫你
Dale, I think Charlene's callin' you.
我听到了不过
Oh. Yeah, I heard her, but
别让她知道
she don't need to know that.
嘿本奈特先生 - 嘿艾比
Hey, Mr. Bennett. - Hey, Abby.
"坏脾气" 真可爱
"Grumpy." Cute.
我初中郊游时也有一顶
I got a pair when I went on a school trip in junior high.
可我那时有单核血球增多症所以写着"困"
But I had mono, so mine say "Sleepy."
乔安妮给我的
Joanne got 'em for me.
我没见过她
I haven't met Joanne yet.
就是她叫柯尔特"蠢蛋"
Is she the one who calls Colt "Shithead"?
是的
Yeah.
她非常棒
She's great.
是我朋友
She's my friend.
有朋友真好
Well, it's good to have friends.
是啊我们是朋友
Yeah, we are friends.
行了你想谈谈吗 - 那个
Okay, did you wanna talk about somethin'? - Well...
暴风雪那晚我跟乔安妮在一起
the other night, Joanne and I were together during that storm.
我们还
And we...
你要逼我说出口吗
You're gonna make me say it, huh?
说什么
Say what?
我们接吻了 - 天哪
We kissed. - Oh, my God.
太可爱了
Oh, that is so adorable!
别这样 - 对不起
Don't do that. - Sorry.
总之那之后我们还没说过话
Anyway... ever since then, we haven't spoken.
你没给她打电♥话♥
Wait, you didn't call her?
我非凡的人格魅力
I've always found that my charming personality
通过电♥话♥显现不出来
doesn't come through over the phone.
说这些话让我不太自在
You know what? I'm really not comfortable discussing these kind of things.
我们没必要聊这个话题
Okay, that's all right. We don't have to talk about it.