女子监狱

Orange Is the New Black S01E07

Part 5 Oct. 27, 2019, 7:04 p.m.

图书馆的活儿我一天都没落下
Don't say "working". Say "employed".
不要说"活儿" 说"受雇工作"
The shit sound more elegant.
这种屁话听上去更高雅
Also, maybe go easy on the bitch smacking.
还有打那贱人一巴掌的事也小心为妙
Like, don't bring that shit up.
那种破事最好就别提了
All right, uh, Miss Jefferson.
对了杰弗逊小姐
What have you learned from your time in prison?
你在监狱的这段时间里学到了什么
Learnt? I ain't learnt nothing!
学我什么都没学到
I came in this motherfucker innocent,
我到这烂地方的时候是无辜的
and I'm still innocent.
现在还是无辜的
You keep talking about innocent,
你一直在说自己无辜
you're gonna slide on back in here
你肯定还会回来的
like you got a magnet up your ass.
就像屁股上贴了狗屁膏药扯都扯不走
I didn't do nothing.
我什么都没干
Look, me neither, alright?
听着我也什么都没干懂吗
We all just in here 'cause we took a wrong turn going to church.
我们会在这里只是因为误闯了教堂
Listen, what you did or didn't do,
听着无论你做没做
that shit is irrelevant now.
现在都没关系了
You gotta show remorse, fool.
你得表现出悔改之心蠢货
Tell 'em you met Jesus.
跟他们说你遇见了耶稣
You done seen the error of your ways.
你发现了自己的错误
Now you gonna help the underprivileged youth
你现在想帮助社会底层青年
learn to play chess or whatnot,
学习下棋或者其他什么东西
you know, so they don't end up like your sorry ass.
这样他们就不会末了还来一句你这可怜虫
Man, I ain't sorry.
老兄我不可怜
Hey! Look look look. This bitch.
听着听着听着这个贱人
Tell 'em tell 'em you're going to college.
跟他们说你要去上大学
Man, what if I did
老兄如果我
Wh wh what you gonna major in? Ebonics?
你打算修什么专业黑人英语
I could be a law secretary.
我可以当个法律秘书
The shit I learned in my job,
我工作的时候学过的
I'm like Rain Man with that shit!
这方面我像《雨人》一样有天赋
You know what? Sit yo' ass down.
不如这样你先坐下来
It's time to get serious.
是时候认真谈谈了
Whatcha gonna do 'bout your hair?
你打算怎么打理你的头发
A区需要陪护 A区需要陪护 Need an escort through check A. Escort through check A.

Gonna go bounce on Daddy's lap?
要去抱干爹大腿了
What did I do now?
我又做了什么
Don't be all cute, College.
别装傻大学生
Have you seen my teeth? Like, really?
看到我的牙齿没像不像那啥
Wow! They're, um
它们
Pretty fucked up , huh?
真是乱七八糟是吧
Yeah.
是啊
Genetics, mostly.
主要是遗传的缘故
But my cousin, she's doing fifteen over at Lexington,
不过我的堂妹她十五岁在列克星敦
and she got a whole new set from the United States of America D.O.C.
美国联邦惩教局帮她换了一副全新的
Congratulations.
恭喜
So, it's fine that you're teacher's pet and all.
所以你要是会拍马屁的学生也挺好
But let's, like, see what you can do.
不过我们来看看你有什么能耐
You want new teeth?
你想要换副新的牙齿
Oh! Because of WAC.
你是说女咨委的事
The thing is, I don't think I can.
事情是这样的我想我无能为力
It's not even a real thing.
那都不是真实存在的东西
You think you're some kind of special, don't you?
你觉得自己很特别是吗
No, I'm serious. It's a scam,
不是我没开玩笑它就是个骗局
which, when you think about it,
你可以仔细想想看
we really all should've seen coming.
我们真的都应该看出来这点
Huh. Let me tell you something, College.
大学生老实跟你说吧
They gonna treat you nice,
他们会待你很好
and they're gonna use you.
然后会利用你
And when you're all used up,
等你被利用完了
you ain't gonna be nothing!
你就屁都不是了
Knock it off, Pennsatucky.
别再说了佩萨塔琪
You're selling us out? For what?
你要出卖我们是吗为什么
C.O. to I.M.U. three four nine two.
请狱警到禁闭室3492号房间来
Now, if it was me,
如果是我
I think I'd leave the grunt work to the grunts.
我想我会丢下这份苦差事去睡大觉
Hmm. I let the girls do this,
我让姑娘们干这活儿
half the potato come off with the peel.
结果一半土豆都被浪费了
Seems to me like you're just aching to put that down for a few
我觉得你很想把刀放下
and make me a sandwich.
给我做个三明治
Not particularly.
不见得
C区来 Hart to C Block.
请哈特到
What kind?
你要哪种
Baloney and cheese.
奶酪熏肠
No mustard. Double the mayo.
不要芥末双份蛋黄酱
Oh, this , this is great.
太棒了
This, makes me very happy. See?
这让我非常开心看到没
You didn't wanna do it at first, right?
你一开始不想做的是吧
But now, I'm happy.
不过现在我很高兴
And it's no big deal for you.
对你来说没什么大不了的
What do you want?
你想要什么
I wanna be friends.
我想要跟你做朋友
Friends who take care of each other.
相互照顾的朋友
You got boxes coming in with a little something extra.
你进的烤箱里面多了点东西
Maybe your guy gets with my guy
也许你的人跟我的人接个头
and brings in something extra for me.
可以给我带点东西
No problem.
没问题
Just tell me if you want zit cream or, um, panty hose.
你要祛痘乳和连裤袜[安全套]就跟我说
What my guy sends, it's, uh,
我的人送进来的是
a little more of a specialty item.
是一种更加特别的东西
Since when are pills so special?
什么时候药丸那么特别了
I'll give you five percent.
我给你抽成五个点
What am I supposed to do with five percent?
五个点我能做什么
Burn it for heat?
烧来取暖
My commissary maxes out at three hundred
我的小卖部额度三百
and I got all the toothpaste I need.
牙膏[可卡因]都是我进的
Ten percent. Final offer.
十个点不能再高了
I… don't… do… that… shit.
我不干那屁事
This shit, that shit, blue shit, bat shit.
这屁事那屁事左屁事右屁事
It doesn't matter what you do.
你干什么都没关系
It's the doing that makes you dirty.
只要你干了就脱不了干系
Don't play games with me, Red.
红妈别跟我耍花招
You got no more moves, Mendez.
门德斯你没得选择
This is it, man.
老兄就是这样
There is nothing here.
这里什么都没有
You've got nothing on me.
你在我这里抓不到任何把柄
Ah, man!
天哪
Guess things just got messy in here.
我觉得这边的事情变得麻烦了
Everything's been deleted off this phone
这个手机上的内容都被删了
except for these photos.
除了这些照片
I know. People, right?
我知道人性嘛对吧
Well, where was it?
从哪里找到的
Hmm, trash can.
垃圾桶呀
Where?
哪里
I don't know, I just found it.
我不知道我只是发现了它
You know, I appreciate the fact that you don't want to snitch on anyone.
我很欣赏你不想出卖任何人这一点
The way these inmates treat snitches, it's ugly.
这些犯人对付告密者的手段非常下三滥
But if you can't tell me who owns this phone,
不过要是你不能告诉我这个手机是谁的
I'm afraid I can't help you with the track.
我恐怕没办法帮你开放跑道
That is not what you said to me. You said specifically
你当初不是这样跟我说的你明确说
I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
I don't know what you heard,
我不知道你听到了什么
but unless I have a name.
但是除非我拿到名字否则免谈
Enjoy the phone.
你好好玩手机
Nice work, Chapman.
干得好查普曼
I'm giving you one more minute to pout,
我再给你一分钟时间噘嘴生气
and then I'm shaving you bald.
然后我就给你剃个光头
Sporting a chunk of white girl hair.
你可以炫耀有一头白人女孩的头发了
Look like you took a scalp of some shit.
看上去就像是剥掉了头皮
Yo yo. You need to get you that Michelle Obama hair, for real.