女子监狱

Orange Is the New Black S01E06

Part 3 Oct. 27, 2019, 7:04 p.m.

Now, what's the problem in here?
现在有什么问题吗
Ladies!
女士们
Ladies!
女士们
I'm gonna bring back the Women's Advisory Council.
我打算重建女性咨询委员会
The first election will be held this Saturday.
第一场选举会在本周六举行
In the meantime, don't bother me
与此同时别再来烦我
and simmer down,
都安静一点
okay?
明白吗
All kitchen inmate duties...
所有在厨房工作的囚犯
Thank you.
谢谢合作
Oh, it's on. Who's gonna be duchess of WAC?
竞争开始了谁会成为女咨委的女公爵呢
Taystee!
美味姐
Taystee!
美味姐
So, I'm thinking campaign buttons instead of posters,
所以我觉得该做竞选徽章而不是海报
cause everyone will be doing posters.
因为其他人肯定会做海报的 '
We can stick 'em on with tape.
我们可以用胶带粘在衣服上
What do you think about yellow and pink?
你们觉得黄色和粉色怎么样
They're my wedding colors.
那是我的婚礼主题色
It's just a real pretty combination.
真的是很漂亮的色彩组合
But I don't wanna tell Christopher,
但我还不想告诉克里斯托弗
cause I don't want him to get jealous.
我不想让他嫉妒 '
Course not. You wouldn't want him to think
当然不想了你不想让他以为 '
you liked pink in prison,
你在监狱里喜欢粉色[同性恋]
right, Morello?
对吧莫里洛
Still can't believe you're running for this lame shit.
我还是不敢相信你竟然要去竞选这狗屁东西
Red told me to. I'm her pick.
红妈让我去的她选择了我
You want me to say no to her?
你想让我拒绝她吗
She picked you?
她选择了你
Yeah. You got a problem with that?
是啊你对此有意见吗
I just think it would have been smarter for her to pick a dyke.
我觉得她选个拉拉才算比较聪明的举措吧
A real dyke.
一个真正的拉拉
Yeah, Nicky. Last time I checked, Lorna was pretty gay.
妮琪据我所知罗娜可够弯的
Gay for you, as a matter of fact.
事实上是为你而弯
Oh, you didn't hear? We're done.
你难道没听说吗我们已经玩完了
Well, she's gotta start working on tightening her pussy muscles,
她现在开始必须让阴道肉壁紧缩起来
cause her fiance's dick is so small,
因为她未婚夫的鸡巴太小了 '
it's like a hot dog in a hallway, so...
就像一根热狗插进了走廊里所以...
Ladies! Taystee! Taystee!
女士们美味姐美味姐
So, who are you running against besides Taystee?
除了美味姐你的对手还有谁
She don't count.
她根本不算数
Black ladies just run against the other black ladies.
黑人女就是内部相互较劲儿
My competition is Pennsatucky.
我的竞争对手是佩萨塔琪
But it don't matter,
但那根本没关系
because Red's gonna make all the white girls vote for me.
因为红妈会让所有的白人女投票给我的
So, you only run against white people.
所以你只需要跟白人竞争
You can only vote within your race or your group.
你只能投票给同种族或小团体的人
Look, just pretend it's the 1950s.
把这里想象成上世纪50年代的状况
It makes it easier to understand.
那样更容易理解一些
See, everyone elects a representative from their own tribe.
每个人都会从各自的群体中推举一位代表
White, black, Hispanic,
白人黑人西班牙裔人
golden girls, others.
老太太们以及其他
And those five gals, they meet with Healy,
然后这5位女性代表会去见海利
they tell him what we want,
把我们的意见要求转达给他
then he speaks to the higher ups. It's like student council.
然后他再去找上层谈就跟学生会一样
But how is that an effective system?
但这样的体系怎么会行之有效呢
Not every Hispanic person wants the same thing.
并非所有西班牙裔人都想要同样的东西
Oh, sure they do. They all want to come to America.
当然相同了他们都想到美国来
Jesus, your entire world view
天啊你的整个世界观
is based on West Side Story, isn't it?
都建立在《西城故事》的基础上是吧
Can we get back to Lorna being racist?
我们能继续说说罗娜是种族歧视分子这事吗
Just more of that, please.
你再多说点好吗
But... Okay, fine.
但是好吧说就说
See, I know because my neighborhood is near them.
我之所以知道是因为我家在他们的聚集区附近
They live, like, 20 people to one apartment.
他们大约20个人共享一间公寓
They have more kids than even the Irish.
他们比爱尔兰人还爱生娃
The men like their women with big titties, big asses.
男人喜欢大胸大屁股的女人
They're dirty, they're greasy, their food smells nasty
他们都很脏很爱拍马屁食物闻起来很恶心
and they're taking all our jobs.
而且他们抢走了我们的工作
If y'all want a man representing you, be my fucking guest.
如果你们想让个男人来代表你们请便吧
That bitch got a plastic pussy or some shit.
那贱人的阴道是塑料还是什么做的
You wanna see it?
你想看看吗
Please! You flash that shit like
得了吧你整天夸耀那玩意儿
it's made out of diamonds.
就像它是钻石做的
I done seen it about 10 times already today.
我今天就已经见过10次了
Listen, honey, I know all you
听着亲爱的我知道你们所有人
care about is what you get to watch on the TV,
在乎的只是能看什么电视节目
but me and my diamond kitty here
但我和我的"钻石洞"
wanna prioritize things around this place,
希望把这里的一些大事提上日程
like health care, basic human rights...
比如医疗保障基本人权
You ain't never gonna change that shit.
你是不可能改变这些的
You think this white people politics?
你以为这是白人政治吗
Let's talk about health care, Mackenzie.
我们来谈谈医疗保障吧麦肯锡
Oh, Amanda, I'd rather not. It's not polite.
阿曼达我看还是算了吧那太没礼貌了
Well, did you see that wonderful new documentary
你看了那部超棒的纪录片吗
about the best sushi in the world?
关于全世界最美味的寿司那部
Of course, now that I'm vegan,
当然了我现在是个严格的素食主义者
I didn't enjoy it as much as I might have before.
我没有过去那么喜欢这个了
You know, I just don't have the time.
你要知道我可没那时间
Chad and I have our yoga workshop, then wine tasting class.
查德和我要去练瑜伽上美酒鉴赏课
And then we have to have really quiet sex every night at 9:00.
然后我们每晚9点要憋着嗓子安静地做爱
But did you hear that piece on NPR
但你听了全国广播电台
about hedge funds?
关于对冲基金的那篇报道了吗
Amanda, let me ask you,
阿曼达容我问问你
what do you think about my bangs these days?
你觉得我这几天的刘海怎么样
I mean, do you like 'em straight down,
我是说你觉得是直接垂下来好
or should I be doing more of a sweep to the side?
还是往一边扫过去一点好
Sweep to the side.
往一边扫过去一点
Yo, you gotta...
你你真是...
If you want more pizza, vote for Maritza.
如果你们想吃更多匹萨就投票给玛丽萨
That shit is horrible.
那玩意儿太难吃了
I like pizza. Everyone likes pizza.
我喜欢匹萨大家都喜欢匹萨
What? It's American and shit.
怎么那是美国的代表性食物
It's Italian, you fucking idiot.
那是意大利食物你妈的个蠢逼
What, you got something better?
怎么你有更妙的竞选标语吗
Yeah. I'm gonna run.
是啊我也要参选
Oh, shit. It's on. Wow, fancy!
哎呀不妙战斗开始了真精彩啊
What, "Vote for Flaca, puta's full of caca"?
不如"投给弗娜卡这小贱人满嘴屎粑粑"
All right! Okay!
好了够了
Shit. It don't matter who wins, all right?
靠你们谁赢都没关系明白吗
Just as long as you handle our shit.
只要你们把我们的难题处理好
Please. I can out shout any of these bitches.
拜托我可以一举压过那些贱人中的任何一个
Are you sure?
你确定吗
Did you know they can't float?
你们知道他们在水中浮不起来吗
What the hell are you talking about?
你他妈的在鬼扯些什么呢
It's true!
是真的
Like in the swimming pool and shit.
比如在游泳池什么的当中就不行
Their bone density ain't right for it.
他们的骨骼密度决定其漂浮不起来
Yo, my uncle told me.
真的我叔叔告诉我的
Yo, that shit is crazy, Flaca ca.
你这理论简直太失控了弗娜卡粑
They're smelly, stupid and lazy,
他们有体臭愚蠢且懒惰
but they ain't got different bones.
但他们的骨头并没有什么不同
Except in their pants.
除了他们的"裤中鸟"
Yo, let me tell you, them black boys,
我告诉你们那些黑人男孩
they got some serious trouser meat. Like, whoa!
他们的裤子中都盘踞着一条"巨蟒" 吓死人了
That's enough!
够了
Quiet down! Quiet down!
安静都安静
You are in violation of the Litchfield...
你们违反了利奇菲尔德...
Shut up!
闭嘴
Well, don't be an observer. Grab a rag.
别光站旁边看着拿块抹布帮忙擦擦
What's up, Nicky?
怎么了妮琪