女子监狱

Orange Is the New Black S01E07

Part 4 Oct. 27, 2019, 7:04 p.m.

天哪
What's up with that, girl?
怎么回事姑娘
Would you shut the fuck up!
你他妈能安静点吗
I know you ain't fucking wit'y beauty rest, yo!
我就知道你想害我睡不成美容觉
It's fucking Watson, man.
拜托是该死的沃森
They closed the track on me, haters!
他们已经不再监视我了嫉妒去吧
I ain't gonna get soft like the rest of y'all!
我可不会像你们这些软妹一样
Look, none of that's gonna matter when they throw your ass in SHU,
听着他们要关你禁闭也没什么大不了
part two.
二进宫
I got ten minutes before the C.O. come back around.
狱警回来之前我还有十分钟时间收拾你
Man, somebody get this bitch a hamster wheel.
天哪谁来管管这只吵死人的仓鼠婊
Whatcha gonna do about it, Jemima?
你打算怎么解决杰迈玛
The hell you just call me?
见鬼你刚才在叫我
I said, whatcha gonna do?
我说你打算怎么做
Did you see the Fillmore coach's face?
你看到菲尔莫尔教练那张脸了吗
He had no idea what happened to him.
他完全不知道发生了什么事
You happened to him.
都是因为你
I just ran, coach.
我只是在跑步教练
Well, Watson, you just ran yourself into the high school record book.
好吧沃森你刚刚跑进了高中纪录
That gonna help with scholarships?
那能拿到奖学金吗
Colleges will be fighting over you!
所有大学都会争着来抢你的
What?!
怎么了
You get dressed.
你赶紧穿衣服
Okay.
好的
I'll introduce you around, alright?
我会向大家介绍你好吗
Okay.
好的
They're all waiting.
他们都在等你
You ran good.
你跑得不错
I know it.
我知道
The universe did you wrong.
全世界都对不起你
Then they took away your track.
然后他们还夺走了你跑步的权利
I get it.
我明白
Whatcha talking' about "you get it"?
你在说什么"你明白"
Yo, go on back to the suburbs, string cheese.
哪凉快哪儿待着去奶酪条
I was like you once.
我以前和你一样
Pissed off.
非常生气
Thought the world owed me something.
总觉得世界欠我的
It took me a long time to let go of that anger.
我花了很长时间才释怀不再生气
Bitch, you lying to yourself with this whole namaste bullshit!
臭婊子别用你那些心灵鸡汤自欺欺人
You're a step ahead already.
你已经比别人前进了一步
Channeling your feelings through physical activity,
你会通过体育运动来开导自己的情绪
which means the mind and body connect.
这是肉体与心灵的结合
Who touched you, yo?
你被谁碰过了
Was it your uncle?
是你叔叔吗
Your daddy?
还是你爸爸
Okay. You wanna project your issues onto me,
好吧你想把自己的问题影射到我头上
that's cool.
真了不起
But, I feel bad for you.
但是我为你感到悲哀
That negative energy is gonna eat you up inside.
这种负能量会把你整个掏空
Man, you this deep into this shit,
老兄你真是这方面的翘楚
you must have done something fucking evil. Huh?
你肯定干过什么伤天害理的事
Why you in here, yo?
你为什么会进来
Did you kill someone?
你杀了人吗
You fucked a kid?
还是强奸儿童
You kill a kid?
你杀了个孩子
That's what I thought.
果然和我想的一样
Chapman. Come in.
查普曼进来吧
vojdite 就像基辅人说的那样 Or vojdite, as they say in Kiev.
或者
Oh, are you planning a vacation?
你打算去度假吗
If I were, it'd be somewhere
如果我要去一定要找个地方
you drink rum out of a mini volcano.
能喝到迷你小火山出产的朗姆酒
What can I do for you?
有什么需要我帮助的吗
The track. You know,
跑道你知道的
Youtube网站上看到这个课程 I saw this lecture on YouTube
我在
called Twenty Three and a Half Hours.
叫《二十三个半小时》
It's one of those things where someone draws on a whiteboard.
就是在白板上画东西讲课
And it says that the single most
它说单身人士大多数
Well, if the internet says it,
好吧如果网上这么说
then we better listen up, eh?
那么我们就听好了
How much money does this institution spend on healthcare per year?
这个监狱每年花多少钱在医疗保健上
Walking for a half an hour a day
每天走半个小时
reduces the risk of anxiety, arthritis, depression,
能减少焦虑症关节炎和抑郁症的风险
things like dementia and diabetes.
还有像是痴呆症和糖尿病也一样
It helps with everything.
它对所有问题都有帮助
If you could save money on medical expenses
如果你能通过其他方式节省医疗费用
with something as simple as walking,
比如像走路一样简单的方式
why wouldn't you?
为什么不去试试看呢
I mean, in the long term.
我是说从长远来看
No one here gives a crap about the long term, Chapman.
这里没人关心长远利益查普曼
Yo, Preparation H.
痔疮膏
Oops, sorry.
哎哟喂抱歉
I'll come back when you're done taking orders.
等你们处理完我再回来
A区十分钟内列队集合 Work Line, Cellblock A, ten minutes.

Sitting around all day
整天无所事事呆坐着
is the worst possible thing that you can do for your body.
对身体的危害是最大的
We're already doing the time here, there's no
我们已经在这里坐牢了没必要
I've got a deal for you, Chapman.
查普曼我跟你做笔交易
Caputo thinks a C.O. has been putting inside photos on the internet,
卡普托觉得有狱警把监狱的照片放到网上
but I think that kind of nonsense
但我觉得狱警再蠢
is too stupid even for a C.O.
也不至于会干出这么无聊的事
I don't know what you're asking.
我不知道你想说什么
Let's say an inmate is hiding a camera or cellphone or something,
比如说有犯人偷藏了照相机或手机之类的
and you find it for me.
如果你找到了告诉我
I'll take a look at opening that track.
我会考虑开放跑道
Prison's big place, Mr. Healy.
海利先生可是监狱那么大
I have confidence in you.
我对你有信心
Prisoner return from custody.
犯人返回监狱
Prisoner return from custody.
犯人返回监狱
What's with the grin, Bennett?
你在笑什么本尼特
You got some new silk panties on?
你换上新的真丝内裤啦
Or what? You get laid or something?
还是说你跟人上过床了
Oh shit!
我靠
Bennett got laid!
本尼特跟人上过床了
C'mon, man!
来吧老兄
Spill the beans, you fucking pussy monster!
给我老实交代你这个恶心的舔阴癖
Was she Asian?
她是亚洲人吗
No.
不是
I hear their shit goes sideways.
我听说她们的阴道都是横着长的[松弛]
Well, go ahead.
说吧
Okay, I I got laid.
好吧我我是跟人上床了
Yes! I knew it, I knew it,
果然我就知道我就知道
you dirty whore! C'mon.
你这个下流无耻的贱人说吧
I couldn't be prouder if I was your dad.
我要是你爹绝对以你为荣
Tell me, man. Wha what about her tits?
跟我说说老兄她的奶子怎么样
What were they like?
看上去怎么样
Big, floppy fucking milk jugs
是那种温香软玉的大奶霸
or nice, tight, lil' handful?
还是紧致小巧的一把抓
What was it?
是什么样的
They were fake.
是隆的
She's half Asian,
她有一半亚洲人的血统
half Brazilian.
一半是巴西人
She's got this sister.
她还有个妹妹
Jesus fucking Christ.
基督耶稣他妈的
Miss Jefferson, why do you deserve to be released?
杰弗逊小姐为什么你应该被释放
Thank you, sir.
多谢先生
Let the record show
根据记录显示
I only had three infractions for all my time here.
我在这里一共只有过三次违规
One was for smacking a bitch
一次是打了个贱人一巴掌
for not respecting my ice machine choices.
因为她不尊重我选的刨冰机
And, well, the second the they was bullshit.
第二次是他们都是瞎扯淡
Also, I ain't never missed a day working in the library.