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不期而至（2010）
Life Unexpected S01E08
Part 3
Dec. 5, 2020, 8:09 a.m.
Gas money? Road sodas? Tofurkey jerky?
汽油钱 汽水 肉干
Yeah, we're good.
准备全了
Okay, let me go get her.
好的 我去叫她起床
Hey. What are you doing?
你干什么呢
Jones is here. I know!
琼斯来了 我知道
Right on time.
真准时
This is already a disaster!
这已然是场灾难了
Who goes on dates at 9:00 a.M.?
谁会在早上9点约会啊
Well, apparently, little dude's
很明显 这小兄弟
got big plans.
有个大计划
Yeah... Yes, he says it's a surprise.
没错 是啊 他说是个惊喜
Surprise! Worst date ever.
惊喜吧 史上最差劲的约会
Bug never would've picked me at 9:00 a.M.
布格从不会早上九点接我
And when the waiter brought my nachos,
后来 服务生端来我的玉米片
there it was around a jalape
就在那堆小辣椒里
my engagement ring.
就是我的订婚戒指
And then the mariachi band
接着 墨西哥乐队
was playing "Here Comes the Bride,"
演奏 "新娘来了"
and I was, like, See, Oscar! See, See, See!
我当时就觉得 奥斯卡 我太感动了
Muchas graias, Ashley.
恭喜你 阿什莉
Okay, now, please welcome
现在 有请
our radio hosts, from K-100's Morning Madness,
我们K-100电台清晨狂想曲的主持人
Cate and Ryan!
凯特和瑞安
We can do this, right?
我们能做好的 对吧
Well, if anybody can lie, it's you.
要是比谁说谎在行 那非你莫属了
And they're gonna share
接下来在我们计票的同时
their engagement story while we tally the votes.
他们将分享他们的订婚趣事
What up, Portland!
你好吗 波特兰
And congratulations,
恭喜各位了
you girls are a tough act to follow.
女孩子的故事都太美了 我都不知道怎么接
Uh, right, the classic nacho story-
对 刚刚那玉米片求婚的故事
how charming is that?
多感人啊
So, if you're a fan of Morning Madness,
如果你是一名清晨狂想曲的粉丝
you already know our story.
你恐怕已经知道我们的故事了
Proposing to Cate was like...
向凯特求婚就像...
going on a Japanese game show -
参加日本游戏节目
there was a lot of yelling,
有大喊大叫
a lot of things being thrown at your head.
有东西砸到头上
Oh, it was one remote.
也就一遥控器罢了
I felt ambushed.
我是感觉太突然了
Or, as some women say, "Surprised."
或者 像其他女人说的 "惊喜"
I tried again.
我又求了一次
It was touch and go there for a while,
我也想过再被拒绝
but, uh... she finally said yes.
但是 她最终答应了
Well, actually,
其实
I asked you back.
是我请你回来
And you said yes.
而你答应了
Yeah.
没错
I sure did.
我当然答应
I think that Philip has our winner.
我猜菲利普已经统计出我们的赢家了
Philip?
菲利普
Okay, you guys want to know who won?
想知道谁最后胜出吗
All right! Yeah!
好啊
If you were lost, would you admit it?
要是迷路了 你会承认吧
'Cause we seem really lost.
我们好像真的迷路了
It seems like we've been driving for, like, two days.
感觉已经开了两天了
We're not lost.
我们没有迷路
Shut up!
等等
What?
怎么了
Wha...? Who gave you this mix?
这首串烧哪儿来的
What do you mean?
你什么意思
I made it.
我自己制♥作♥的
Change it if you want.
不喜欢就换一首
No, no. I love it.
不 我喜欢
The Shaky Hands, Red Fang, the Dirty Mittens!
握手乐队 红毒牙乐队 脏指套乐队
We have pretty much exactly the same taste in music.
我们俩对音乐的品味还挺相投的
And me and my friend Tasha saw
我和我的朋友泰莎在"流行前沿"
the Shaky Hands at Pop Now.
看过握手乐队演唱会
No way.
不会吧
Last July?
去年七月?
I was there.
我也去了
But that place was tiny.
那地方可不大
I probably spilled a drink on you.
我很可能洒过饮料在你身上
I'd remember that.
那我会记得的
I can't believe you like them.
我不敢相信你竟然也喜欢他们
If this was a cheesy romantic comedy,
如果这是个低级的爱情喜剧
this would be when we fell totally in love,
这会是我们双双坠入爱河的时刻
realize we were soul mates.
发现原来我们是灵魂伴侣
Or not.
胡说的
You might be the only father in America
全美只有你这个当爸爸的
who's actually encouraging his daughter's dating life.
怂恿自己女儿谈恋爱
Okay. Here's a reality check- you see that couch?
你要把事情搞清楚 看那沙发
No Lux. Why?
莱克丝不在 为什么呢
Because Lux is out having fun with her friend,
因为她和朋友玩去了
the high school quarterback.
和她那位校队的四分卫
Now, what do you think about that?
现在 你怎么看
Your phone was on vibrate, and...
你的手♥机♥震动了
why is Ryan texting you?
瑞安怎么会给你发短♥信♥
Maybe he's finally apologizing.
大概是给你道歉吧
For what?
道什么歉
For punching you off the car.
上次揍得你放开了车
I mean, what was that about? What'd you ever do to him?
他为什么打你 你对他做了什么
Yeah, who knows?
我也不知道
That's not my phone; that's Lux's phone.
这不是我的手♥机♥ 是莱克丝的
Let me look at this.
我看看
Dude, invasion of privacy.
老兄 这是侵犯隐私
No, no, no.
不 不
Why is Ryan texting Lux?
瑞安怎么会给莱克丝发短♥信♥
"Hang in there, kiddo.
坚强点 孩子
"Sorry to hear about Bug,
为你和布格的事感到惋惜
but Jones sounds like he's a good guy-"
不过琼斯听起来人不错
why is Lux talking to Ryan about Jones?
莱克丝怎么会跟瑞安说琼斯的事
I'm the Jones connection.
她和琼斯是我搭的线啊
There would be no Jones without me.
要不是我 怎么会有琼斯的出现
Baze, put it down. Seriously?
贝斯 说真的 把手♥机♥放下
Okay, okay, listen to this.
好 听着
"I'm at a bridal expo all day,
我今天要出席一个婚纱展览会
"But how does next Saturday sound
下个星期我们去选车
for car shopping?"
怎么样
He's buying her a new car? Are you kidding me?
他要给她买♥♥辆车 开什么玩笑
She won't even let me give her driving lessons.
她甚至不愿我教她开车
I try to get her a car,
我想要给她弄辆车
he knocks me off of it.
他却坏了我的好事
She... She doesn't talk to me about boys.
她 她从不跟我说男孩子的事
I mean, no wonder I can't get any traction-
难怪我一点威信都没有
I'm being secretly undermined
原来是这个混♥蛋♥
by Captain Jerk Sauce.
在从中挑拨
Whatever you're doing,
不管你要做什么
don't. What?
别想了 什么
What?
怎么
What single guy doesn't love bridal expos?
哪个单身男人不爱看婚展
I mean, I'm just gonna go, and I am going to
我只是去看看 借鉴借鉴
do a little drive-by, take in the new tuxedo trends,
看看当下流行的礼服款式
peruse a new china pattern or two.
或者研究一两件中式的
I am gonna show Ryan
我要让瑞安知道
that just because he punched me off of the car
不要以为那天比赛我挨揍放开了车
does not mean that he won the fight.
他就赢了
This is not a good idea.
这可不妙
I now pronounce you...
我现在宣布两位...
husband and meringue.
他很好 我却像个馅饼
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