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Wake up Portland, it's monday.
早上好 波特兰听众 今天是周一
It's Cate and Ryan on K-1000 Moring Madness.
It is 6:23.
And if you are just waking up. Screw you
Ryan and I, we have been up since 5:00.
Yeah, and as usual, arguing since 6:00.
是啊 很平常一样 从六点开始拌嘴
If you're just tuning in to Morning Madness,
Cate and I are in the middle of a rousing game
Of "Sex, marry, kill."
叫做 "献给谁 嫁给谁 杀掉谁"
I just did the Jessicas--
and definitely kill Simpson.
And Baby Jessica.
See, now, Cate is telling me that sh-she doesn't want to play
because doesn't believe in marriage.
I like the sex and kill part better.
Wow. Somewhere in Portland, Cate's boyfriend
just breathed a huge sigh
There is no boyfriend.
We-- we're just hanging out.
What'd he do to freak you out this time, huh?
Did he give you a compliment?
Did he want to meet the parents?
What, what happened?
Oh, he called me...
Oh, god, "The one."
Oh, my god. Okay, well, I hope you gave it to this guy.
I mean, I hope you did something crazy
or even slightly violent like,
like hurl a remote at his forehead.
I'm never telling you anything.
I love that.
Look, Cate, all right,
It's called talk radio, okay?
You get paid to spill your guts...
Cate, I'm just, uh...
He did it again.
Your son seriously puts the "Ew" in Stuey.
I swear to god, Lux, the
state's not paying me enough to deal with this.
And you would think with your last name
actually being foster,
You'd be somewhat equipped to be a foster parent.
Don't worry, in two days,
you won't have to be.
And what's that supposed to mean?
It means I'm turning 16.
I'm getting emancipated,
and I'm getting the hell out of here.
Well, don't make promises you can't keep.
Oh... Trace, you got to do this now?
Oh, I can't go running in just one shoe.
Help me look for it.
Aah, I worked till 4:00.
No, working is teaching western civ
to hormonal teenagers.
You drunk dialed me from your job.
Well, that's a perk of the career path, baby.
I don't think that opening up a bar and living above it
was what your dad had in mind when he gave you the building.
Well, my dad said to do what I love,
and I love to drink for free.
But you sleep until noon every day,
You play video games.
Don't you ever want to grow up? I will.
Hey, give me that. Look what I found.
And we have got Linda on the line.
Hi, Linda, you there?
你好 琳达 还在吗
Yeah, I'm calling 'cause I agree with Ryan.
I really want to meet someone
and settle down and have a million babies.
It's just seem impossible.
Yeah, well, you know what's impossible
好吧 要知道 不可能的是
is having a million babies.
Hey, Cate, you ever, uh,
You ever wonder why you're 32 years old
and don't have a maternal bone in your body?
I mean, where's the biological clock?
Where is that desire to make more than
ramen noodles and dry toast?
I learned it really early on,
The only person you can depend on in this world is yourself.
I mean, if you expect anything else,
You are just setting yourself up for heartbreak.
Okay, well, on that uplifting note,
that's our show for today, people.
I'm Ryan Thomas,
Alongside my clinically insane
我旁边的是 冷淡无情 精神错乱
But moderately loveable cohost Cate Cassidy.
Moderately lovable, okay.
Why is it on every single talk show across America,
the guy is always the calm and stable voice of reason
and the woman is the, you know,
Bitter, unlucky in love, crazy sidekick?
You know, it's-- it's kind of who you are.
plus you threw a remote my head last night.
No, "Threw" Is very strong.
I tossed it.
It was more like a hurl.
You know, I thought you were going to catch it.
I didn't think you were going to throw it.
Could you be any louder?
Calorie counting's not quiet.
Thank you very much.
So, um, uh... I'll text you. Ooh.
Yeah, there was a bachelorette party last night,
And Jamie was supposed to be working.
Instead he ends up with the maid of honor.
What's up with the beer guy?
He's, like, three hours early.
Jamie, what am I paying you for?
This place is trashed. So was I.
Uh, uh, uh, I need to get a signature from someone.
Probably not you. You know what?
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