邪恶力量
Supernatural S05E16
Part 3
April 10, 2020, 10:06 a.m.
Bones! Hey, come here!
来 快来
Come here!
嘿 哈哈
Hey!
骨头
Bones?
是啊 骨头是我的狗狗
Yeah. Bones was my dog.
你的 你的狗
Your -- your dog?
是啊
Yeah.
这里难道是弗拉格斯塔夫
Is this Flagstaff?
是啊
Yeah.
你好呀伙计
Hey, boy!
-对你这算是一段美好的回忆啊 -当然了
- This is a good memory for you? - Yeah!
我终于自己住了两周
I mean, I was on my own for two weeks.
天天靠零食和饮料过活
I lived off of Funyuns and Mr. Pibb.
怎么了
What?
你已经不记得了 是吧
You don't remember, do you?
在我负责照看你的时候离家出走
You ran away on my watch.
我四处找你
I looked everywhere for you.
我还以为你已经死了
I thought you were dead.
等到爸爸回家
And when dad came home...
迪恩 我十分抱歉
Dean, look -- I'm sorry.
我没站在你的角度想过
I-I never thought about it like that.
算了吧 咱们走
Forget it. Let's roll.
别动
Stay.
小骨 别跟来
Bonesy, stay.
这又是哪段记忆
What memory is this?
我也不知道
No idea.
好吧 咱们走
All right. Come on.
迪恩
Dean...
主轴 上帝
Road, God.
记得吗
Remember?
等等 别急
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
这地方
This?
这就是你甩开我们
This is the night you ditched us
去斯坦福的那晚 对吧
for Stanford, isn't it?
你梦想的天堂就是这样吗
This is your idea of heaven?
那晚可算是我人生中最糟糕的一晚了
This was, like, one of the worst nights of my life.
我也没法控制这事
I can't control this stuff.
说真的吗
Seriously?
这对你来说是幸福的回忆吗
This is a happy memory for you?
我不知道 当时就我一个人
I don't know. I mean, I was on my own.
我终于离开了爸爸
I finally got away from dad.
是呀 你离开的可不光是他一个
Yeah, he wasn't the only one you got away from.
迪恩 真的很抱歉 我只是
Dean, I'm sorry. I-I just...
是是 我知道 你没站在我的角度想过
Oh, I know -- y-you didn't think of it like that.
-迪恩 -行了吧
- Dean - Come on!
你的天堂是和别人一起过感恩节
Your heaven is somebody else's thanksgiving, okay?
是扔下你自己的家人
It's bailing on your family.
你还想让我说什么
What do you want me to say?
兄弟
Look, man...
从来都没人帮我切过面包的边
I never got the crusts cut off my PB&J.
我
I...
只是我看待家庭的角度和你不同
I-I just don't look at family the way you do.
是啊 可我是你的家人啊
Yeah, but I'm your family.
-我知道 -我们应当是一个整体
- I know - We're supposed to be a team.
就算全世界与我为敌 你也应该站我这边
It's supposed to be you and me against the world, right?
迪恩 是这样啊
Dean...it is.
是吗
Is it?
走 快走 快跑
Go! Go! Go!
躲避天使
Running from angels...
用跑的
on foot...
还是在天堂
in heaven.
这么有创意
With out-of-the-box thinking like that,
你们没能阻止天启真是让我惊讶
I'm surprised you boys haven't stopped the Apocalypse already.
伙计们 有什么问题吗
Guys, what's the problem?
我只是想把你们送回人间 仅此而已
I just want to send you back to earth. That's all.
我的意思是
I mean, that is,
当然要等我重新建立一个世界之后
after I tear you a cosmos of new ones.
你们现在在我地盘上了 小子们
You're on my turf now, boys.
等到我玩够你们的时候
and by the time I'm through with you,
你们会求着说"同意"的
you're gonna be begging to say "Yes."
小子们 别傻了
Guys, come on.
躲得了初一躲不了十五
You can run, but you can't run.
快 这边走
Hurry! This way!
等等 你是谁
Wait -- Who are you?
早上好啊 小贱♥人♥们
Buenos dias, bitches.
阿瑟
Ash?
欢迎来到我的蓝色天堂
Welcome to my blue heaven.
我的天 那家酒馆
My God, the road house.
甚至连味道都没变
It even smells the same.
啤酒 血液 还有下酒菜
Bud, blood, and beer nuts --
世界上最好闻的味道了
It's the best smell in the world.
来杯冰的吧
How 'bout a cold one?
在这儿 喝不醉的
Up here, no hangover.
那
So...
别介意
I mean, no offense --
像我这种邋遢鬼死后怎么还能上天堂
How's a dirtbag like me end up in a place like this?
吾乃得救赎者 伙计
I been saved, man.
我可是首席训蛇人
I was my congregation's number-one snake handler.
这就是你所谓的天堂吗
A-and you said this was your heaven?
没错 我私人 专属的
Yep. My own...Personal.
所以天使们紧咬着我们不放时 我们是
And when the angels jumped us, we were...
是在你们的天堂
In your heaven.
也就说有两个天堂咯
So there are two heavens?
不 有超多个
No, more like 100 billion.
所以 别担心
So, no worries.
要追到你们可得费点儿神
It'll take them angel boys a minute to catch up.
什么
Wha...
你们别以为天堂是一个地方
See, you got to stop thinking of heaven as one place.
更像是好多地方挤在一起
It's more like a buttload of places all crammed together.
就像迪斯尼乐园那种
Like Disneyland,
除了没那些反犹太教♥徒♥
Except without all the anti-semitism.
迪斯尼乐园吗
Disneyland?
没错 你们有温切斯特乐园
Yeah, see, you got winchesterland...
而这是阿瑟乐园
Ashland...
而这些每一个独♥立♥乐园
A whole mess of everybody-else-lands.
拼凑在一起 就成了天堂 明白吗
Put 'em all together -- heaven, right?
而在各色乐园的中心都有一个梦幻国度
At the center of it all is the magic kingdom --
花♥园♥
The garden.
也就说每个人都在天堂中有一席位
So everybody gets a little slice of paradise?
差不多吧
Pretty much.
少数的会共享 那是特殊情况 等等
Few people share -- special cases, what not.
特殊情况 是什么意思
What do you mean, "Special"?
你明白 像
Oh, you know, like...
灵魂伴侣
Soul mates.
总的来说
Anyways...
大部分人没法离开他们那块地儿
Most people can't leave their own private idahos.
但你不是那部分人
But you ain't most people.
是的 他们可没我这能耐
Nope. They ain't got my skills.
该死的 我已经转了个遍了
Hell, I have been all over --
见到过约翰尼·卡什 巨人安德雷
Johnny Cash... Andre the giant...
还有爱因斯坦
Einstein.
萨姆 那家伙能调出白俄鸡尾酒
Sam, that man can mix a white Russian.
有一天 我碰到麦尔纳格·瓦茨亚亚那
Hell, the other day, I found mallanaga vatsyayana's.
谁来着
Who?
《性♥爱♥圣经》的作者
Wrote "The kama sutra."
那个人的天堂 销魂软骨啊
That boy's heaven -- oh, sweaty, confusing.
这话竟出自曾睡在台球桌上的家伙之口
All this from a guy who used to sleep on a pool table.
没错 如今我死了 又复活了
Yeah, now that I'm dead, I'm livin', man --
而且活得更加精彩
A whole lot more.
那你怎么找到我们的
So, how'd you find us?
我组装了一台唯我仅有的
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