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Modern Family S08E18
Part 4
Nov. 28, 2019, 11:51 a.m.
你要走了吗
Are you leaving?
我想要你的停车位
I want your spot.
拜托
Oh, please.
别往自己脸上贴金了 小姐
Don't flatter yourself, lady.
曼尼 你有在听吗
Manny, are you listening?
没有 对不起 我没注意
No, sorry. I wasn't paying attention.
因为你吸引不了他的注意力
Because you're not holding his attention.
这就是我一直在说的
And this is what I've been talking about --
多余的细节太多了
too many useless details.
说重点吧
Get on with it.
然后她转过身 摘掉墨镜
So, she turns around, she takes her sunglasses off,
真的很诡异
which was really weird,
因为那副墨镜居然跟我去年买♥♥的
because it was the exact same pair
后来落在飞机上的那副一模一样
that I bought last year that I lost on that plane ride --
没人在乎你的破墨镜
Nobody cares about your sunglasses.
直接说结尾吧
Just get to the end.
我现在不想说了
I don't want to now.
那个女人转过身对你妈妈说
The woman turns to your mother and says,
"天啊 你是莎尔玛·海雅克吗"
"Oh, my God. Are you Salma Hayek?"
墨西哥知名女星 代表作《弗里达》
有车位了
Here we go.
我只是想帮你
I'm just trying to help you.
打方向灯 看后视镜
Put on blinker, check mirrors,
注意抢停车位的混♥蛋♥
watch jerk steal your spot,
后悔四年级时就放弃练空手道了
regret quitting karate in 4th grade.
你知道吗 杰 重点不是
You know what, Jay, this is not about
谁的故事比较精彩
who tells the best story.
而是你那天晚上打断我
This is about you jumping in that night
好像你不希望我说下去
like you just wanted me to stop talking because
因为我让你丢脸了一样
I was embarrassing you or something.
你让我觉得自己好蠢
You made me feel stupid.
你觉得这没什么 但我觉得很受伤
You think it's nothing, but you hurt my feelings.
歌♥洛莉亚 让你受伤是我最不愿见到的事
Gloria, that's the last thing I meant to happen.
你只是口头说说 你不是真的明白
You're just saying that. You don't really understand.
我是不明白 抱歉
No, I'm sorry.
最不想让别人觉得自己说话
Hell, I'm the last guy who wants to make somebody
很蠢的人 就是我了
feel like they sound stupid.
我有没有跟你提过 以前住我家附近
Did I ever tell you about the little boy
讲话结巴的那个小男孩
from my neighborhood who stuttered?
他为此很自卑
He was real self-conscious about it.
哪个孩子不会呢
What kid wouldn't be?
上课时 老师向他提问
At school, when the teacher would ask him a question,
他很努力想说出答案
he tried so hard to get the words out,
但就是说不出来
but it just wouldn't come.
其他孩子都看着他
Rest of the kids stared at him,
他反而更结巴了
which only made the stuttering worse.
他们在背后笑话他
They'd whisper behind his back and laugh.
最后发展到老师叫他回答问题时
Finally, got to the point when the teacher called on him
他即便知道答案
to answer a question, even if he knew the answer,
也说 "我不会"
he'd just say, "I don't know."
然后老师就会摇摇头 说
Then the teacher would shake his head and say,
"下次要更努力学习 杰"
"Next time, study harder, Jay."
你就是那个小男孩
You were that little kid?
好可怜
So sad.
你那时一定很难过
That must have been very hard for you.
的确
It was.
车停好了
We're parked.
好了 电影快开始了
Okay, the movie's about to start.
我们走吧
Let's go.
我有好多年没想起过那件事了
Man, I haven't thought about that in years.
真的很感人
That was really moving.
因为这才是正确的讲故事方式
'Cause that's how you tell a story.
你好 你能不能在五分钟之内
Hi, could you bring out the birthday cake
把生日蛋糕拿出来
in like five, minutes?
没问题 你想要我们唱生日歌♥吗
Sure, do you want the whole song and everything?
-能唱就最好了 -我问你纯粹是因为
- Oh, that would be great. - I only ask because
-我们不想唱 -好吧 谢谢
- we don't love doing it. - Okay, thanks.
你好吗 小寿星
Hey. So, birthday boy,
心情如何啊
how you feeling?
说实话 有点紧张
Um, a little nervous, actually.
为什么
Why?
其实吧
Uh, well.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
海莉 我今早醒来时
Haley, when I woke up this morning,
就有股浓烈的感情涌上心头
I just had this feeling.
我知道这很突然
And I know this is sudden,
但是如同每个中大型频道的天气预报员
but like any mid-to-large market weatherman,
我相信自己的直觉
I trust my instincts.
可能也和我快到45岁有点关系
And it might have something to do with turning 45,
但今天我的直觉告诉我 不要再浪费时间
but today my instincts told me not to wait another second
我想和我爱的女人共度余生
to spend the rest of my life with the woman I love.
海莉·格温多林·邓菲 你愿意嫁给我吗
Haley Gwendolyn Dunphy, will you marry me?
我愿意
Yes.
-我愿意嫁给你 -真的吗 你愿意嫁给我
- Yes, I'll marry you. - Really? You will?
真的
Yeah!
就是感觉对了 你懂吗
It just feels right, you know?
我不想要想太多
I don't want to over-think it.
我喜欢的就是你这点
That's what I love about you.
你任何事都不会想太多
You don't over-think anything.
你让我成为了世上最幸福的男人
Oh, you've made me the happiest man in the world.
我不知道这话怎么说才不会显得贪财
I don't know how to say this without sounding superficial,
但我想好好看看这戒指
but I need a closer look at this ring.
没问题 坐 坐吧
Yeah, sit down, sit down.
这是我奶奶传下来的
It was my grandmother's.
她当年在大萧条时期时把戒指
She hid it in her hollowed-out wooden foot
藏在挖空的木头假腿里
during the Great Depression.
震惊 我奶奶居然在大朋友圈
So crazy my grandmother's on Snapchat.
太美了
It's beautiful.
我这样不会破坏了惊喜吧
I didn't ruin the surprise, did I?
我本来是想装没事到吃完晚餐
I mean, I was trying to act normal through dinner.
但我实在藏不住内心的紧张
I just couldn't hide how nervous I was.
我想粉丝们走近跟我说话时 也是这心情吧
It's how I imagine fans feel when they come up and meet me.
没破坏 我完全没预料到
No, I didn't expect it at all.
我本来以为你紧张是因为
I just thought you were nervous because the light's
灯光打在了你右脸上
on the right side of your face.
对啊 你看看我
Yeah. Oh, look at me --
嘴都不自觉在笑了
I can't stop smiling. Yeah!
我通常都是把笑容留到镜头前
Usually I like to save my smiles for on-camera
因为这样会显得笑容比较真
because they come off more real that way.
但为此而笑太值了
Oh, yeah. But this is worth it.
-奇了怪了 -怎么了
- That's odd. - What's wrong?
下雨了
It's raining.
我没有预料到 我报了今晚晴朗呢
I didn't predict that -- I called for clear skies tonight.
我们要不要点个香槟来庆祝一下
Ooh, should we order some champagne to celebrate?
真不敢相信我的预报错了
I can't believe my forecast was wrong.
别太苛责自己了
Oh, don't beat yourself up about it.
我的气象预报应用也没预测到下雨啊
If it helps, my weather app didn't predict rain either.
-你的什么 -没什么
- Your what? - Nothing.
天啊 看看那大风
My God, look at those winds.
这起码是10级的暴风啊
They must register at least a 10 on the Beaufort Scale.
看看那些没关上的天窗
Think of all the sun roofs left open.
想想那些刚吹好的发型塌下来
Think of all the freshly blown-out hair de-volumizing.
我怎么能没预判到这个呢
How could I not see this coming?
雷纳
Rainer.
这是我今天唯一错判的事吗
Is this the only thing I was off about today?
你什么意思
What do you mean?
海莉 别自欺欺人了 我没有好好想清楚
Well, let's face it, Haley. I did not think this through.
我们婚后住哪里啊
I mean, where are we gonna live?
我家只有一个步入式衣帽间 它会维持是我的
My place only has one walk-in closet, which would stay mine.
我的女儿会对我们结婚这事有何想法
And how's my daughter gonna feel about us getting married?
你会想要有孩子吗
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