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Modern Family S08E09

Part 1 Nov. 28, 2019, 11:51 a.m.

-进来吧 -嘿
- Come on in. - Hey-o!
-嗨 -好啊
- Hi! - Hello.
喜欢我们的毛衣吗
Do you love our sweaters?
我觉得会超适合冰雪舞会跳舞
I thought they would be perfect for the Snow Ball dance.
我在那家有搭配商品的打折商店买♥♥的
I got them at the store where you buy things that go with the other things.
我知道那地方我们就是在那买♥♥的
Oh, I know that place. That's where we got
"椒盐"造型的盐和胡椒粉调味瓶
our Salt-N-Pepa salt and pepper shakers.
椒盐是最成功的女子说唱团体之一
由三名黑人女性组成
克莱尔总是分不清哪个是哪个
Claire can never tell which one is which.
创意与呈现都很失败的产品
A confusing idea poorly executed.
别再暗示我是种族主义者了
Stop implying I'm a racist.
我们怎么就要去当监护人了
How did we get roped into this chaperone thing?
有个特别烦人的家庭教师协会的妈妈玛乔丽
This incredibly annoying PTA mom, Marjorie,
整天缠着我们为各种活动当志愿者
keeps hounding us to volunteer for things,
我们推脱到终于没借口用了
and we finally ran out of excuses.
我也许该告诉她我们出发了
Ooh, I should probably tell her we're coming.
信了她的邪
Unreal.
"你在哪里"
"Where are you?"
"你跟克莱尔在一起吗"
"Are you with Claire?"
"你还有多远"
"How far away are you?"
"快到了发短♥信♥告诉我"
"Text me when you're close."
"我把钥匙锁在车里了"
"I locked my keys in my car."
那是海莉发的
Oh, that's from Haley.
虽然我很想见见这个怪人
Much as I'd love to meet this dingbat,
但他们到底需要多少监护人啊
how many chaperones do they really need?
只用一个人就能拿着水管
Takes one person to turn a garden hose
浇醒发♥情♥的人们
on those dry humpers.
如果菲尔要去那你也得去
If Phil is going, you are going.
我不喜欢在任何场合当唯一一个
I don't like being the only person in the room
没老公的人
without a husband.
这事让我没有安全感
It's my one insecurity.
菲尔在当老好人
Phil's just trying to be nice.
其实他也不想去
He doesn't want to go to this thing, either.
实际上我很期待
Actually, I was looking forward to it.
也许见见所谓的拉拉队员
Maybe meet some of these so-called cheerleaders.
我会告诉她们我们可以将蝎子摆尾姿势的人
Watch their faces when I tell them we could kewpie a scorpion
往上扔接住然后搭架子
into a cradle catch
同时观察她们惊讶的表情
and then pop up into a split extension.
当然这些现在大多数都是禁招了
Most of that stuff's illegal now.
我觉得菲尔的意思是
I think what Phil's trying to say is that
我跟他很久都没有度过男人之夜了
he and I haven't had a boy's night in a good while.
就你跟我两个人出去玩玩
I mean, wouldn't it be nice to just hang out together,
难道不好吗
just you and me?
你怎么说伙计
What do you say, buddy?
啥
What?!
跟我老丈人杰出去玩玩也许挺好的
Might be nice to have a hang with my boy Jay.
如果你没意见
If it's fine with you.
行啊这是我至少能做的因为明天
Sure, it's the least I could do, because tomorrow
你就要辅♥导♥卢克做家庭作业了
you are going to help Luke with his homework
而我要去葡萄酒庄
while I visit wine country.
我也想去
I want to go.
她的意思是躺在蹦床上
That's just what she calls lying on the trampoline
喝夏顿埃酒
drinking Chardonnay.
好我们在路上了
Oh, yes! We're on our way.
-好 -再见
- Okay. - Bye-bye.
你俩玩得开心哦
Have fun, you two.
别操心我们我们会嗨翻天的
Don't worry about us. We'll have a blast.
我们会过得很开心的
We'll have a good time. We'll have a good time.
好棒
Yes!
这会很好玩的
This is gonna be so great!
当然等她们出门后
Sure it will. Maybe give them about
五分钟你再走吧
a five-minute lag time before you hit the road.
你什么意思
What do you mean?
你说我们要一起去玩
You -- you said we were gonna do something together.
我是想帮我们摆脱愚蠢的舞会
I was just trying to get us out of that stupid dance.
好吧
Okay.
享受你的夜晚吧菲尔
Enjoy your night, Phil.
我跟一本写坏警长的精彩西部小说还有约
I've got a date with an epic Western about a crooked sheriff,
而我读到了我预测是不当绞刑的桥段了
and I'm at the first of what I predict to be many wrongful hangings.
如果你不打算出去玩
Well, if you're not up for doing anything,
我还是去舞会好了
I think I'll just go to the dance.
什么不你不能那样做
What? No. You can't do that.
会显得我像是个混♥蛋♥
Makes me look like a jerk.
那我该做什么
Well, then what am I supposed to do?
-你想做什么都行 -我想去舞会
- Whatever you like. - I want to go to the dance.
你怎么就不懂我意思了呢
How are you not getting this?
好吧我就回家好了
Fine. I'll just go home.
你要去舞会对吧
You're going to the dance, aren't you?
-当然 -好你赢了
- Of course I am. - All right, you win.
-我们一起玩 -太棒了
- We'll do something. - Awesome!
-你想做什么 -天啊我不知道
- What do you want to do? - Gosh, I don't know.
我的舞蹈细胞还有些蠢蠢欲动
I mean, dancing is still so much in the air.
你去哪里
Where are you going?
苏格兰威士忌酒庄
Scotch country.
12号♥桶里冰块不多了
We're low on ice in bucket 12.
蟹肉饼得撑一晚上
Hey, those crab cakes have to last all night.
多推销奶酪
Push the cheese.
演出曲目
Setlist?
你要以《幸运儿[上♥床♥]》开场吗
You're starting with "Get Lucky"?
拜托音乐有个故事起承转合好吗
Come on, we're telling a story here.
你知道现在几点了吗
Do you know what time it is?
我还以为你要帮我布置
I thought you were gonna help me set up.
抱歉
Sorry, buddy.
我在操心大局[大照片]
I was worrying about the big-picture stuff.
欢迎来到冰雪舞会
有足够的地方放吗
Hmm. Is there enough room for it here,
还是我该把它放在后门入口
or should I put it in the back entrance?
你绝对可以把它塞进某个"后入口"
You can certainly put it in a back entrance.
天啊一切看起来都好棒啊
Oh, my gosh, doesn't everything look so lovely?
这是高中嘛
Well, it's high school.
随你怎么装饰这里还是
Dress it up all you want, it's still the place I spent
我被虐待狂恶霸折磨了四年的地方
four years being tormented by sadistic bullies.
衬衫不错米歇尔小妞
Nice shirt, Michelle.
知道吗时代变了
You know what? Times have changed.
在高中你想过
In high school, did you ever imagine
你会跟橄榄球教练在一起吗
you'd end up with the football coach?
橄榄球教练倒是没有
The football coach? No.
游泳教练阿提诺老师我倒是每晚都想
The swim coach, Mr. Artino, almost nightly.
塔克教练米奇尔
Oh, Coach Tucker, Mitchell.
谢谢你们当志愿者
Thank you for volunteering.
我拒绝不了嘛
I couldn't say no.
我队里的孩子几乎是恳求我来
The kids on the team practically begged me.
我这么重要激励了这么多人真是太好了
It's an amazing thing to matter so much and inspire so many.
不我觉得他们希望你来
Oh, no, I think they just wanted you here
只是为了要整你
so they can prank you.
-是吗 -对
- Hmm? - Yeah.
橄榄球队计划好了一切
The football team has something all worked out.
我不知道详细招数因为薪水有了上限后
I don't know what it is 'cause I checked out
我就走人了
after they capped my salary.
但向来是惨不忍♥睹不忍♥直视
But there's usually a mess,
所以你最好在这精致的礼服外面套一个披风
so you might want to throw a poncho over all that finery.
我的天我好讨厌恶作剧
Oh, my God, I hate pranks so much.
我整场舞会都只能提心吊胆
Now I'm gonna spend the whole dance paranoid
猜测他们要怎么整我
wondering what they're gonna do.
会不会很疼我会不会哭
Is it gonna hurt? Am I gonna cry?
你是个小丑
You're a clown.
小丑不就是一直在耍别人吗
Isn't that mostly just pranking people?
不才不是小丑又有爱又欢乐
No, it is not. Clowns are loving and joyful.
你知道吗
You know what?
我对你们这种愚昧的想法早有耳闻
I was warned about this kind of ignorance.
不要让我后悔没跟马戏团圈内人结婚