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A Million Little Things S01E10

Part 2 June 3, 2020, 11:58 a.m.

- 阿什丽学习的时候落在那里了 - 好的
- with Ashley in the study? - Yeah.
终于你用来监视我的软件
Oh. Finally, a use for that app that you got
被我派上用场了
so that you could spy on me.
我是你妈妈这怎么能叫监视呢是吧
It's not spying when I'm her mother, right?
好吧
Yeah. Yeah.
手♥机♥在楼上呢我马上就下来
Okay. It's upstairs. I'll be right back.
感谢你过来把好心情传递给我们
Well, thank you for coming and spreading good cheer.
他们怎么样啊你的这些孩子们
How are they doing, huh? These kids of yours?
好极了
Amazing.
丹尼刚收到一个二手的钓鱼竿
Danny just got a used fishing pole.
幸运的小伙子
Lucky fella.
你呢
What about you, huh?
你和你那怀孕的大脑怎么样了啊
How are you and your pregnancy brain,
还是说你都忘了自己怀孕这件事了
or did you forget that you're pregnant?
你打算什么时候告诉他们呢
D, when are you gonna tell them, hmm?
你说要等到妊娠中期的时候
You said you were waiting for the second trimester.
而我们刚刚拥抱的时候
And based on our "hello" hug,
我感觉你已经到中期了
I would say that you are there.
我说不好
I don't know.
我想我只是
I guess I'm just...
有点担心
I'm worried.
现在是圣诞节
It's Christmas.
大家会变得多愁善感的
It's gonna be very emotional.
每次他们看到我的肚子
Every time they look at my belly,
他们都会想到乔恩的
they're gonna think of Jon.
他们怎么会想不到呢
How could they not?
所以加里先生才来这里啊
But that's why Merry Gary is in the house.
我去找点胶带
I'm gonna find some tape.
帮你把这些装饰品都挂起来
I'm gonna help you put the rest of these decorations up.
真的嘛
You do that.
然后我们制♥造♥一个
And then we're gonna get ourselves
耶稣诞生的场景虽然没有耶稣
a Nativity scene, sans Jesus.
然后我们趁机把你肚子里的宝宝介绍给大家
And that's how we're gonna sneak your baby into this family.
真棒
Ah, that's brilliant.
别跟我瞎扯什么家庭守则
Do not B.S. me about FTC rules
你自己都不会去遵守
when I know you break those all the time, Donny.
你认识乔恩比我认识他要早
You knew Jon longer than I did.
别对我们的家庭做这种事
Don't do this to this family.
都快圣诞节了
It's almost Christmas.
得了吧唐尼
Come on, Donny.
我得走了
I got to go.
嗨
Oh, hi.
嗨
Hey. Hey.
我不知道谁是唐尼
I don't know who Donny is,
但我希望我们没有把问题复杂化
but I sure hope what we did didn't complicate things.
别给你自己拍马屁了
Don't flatter yourself.
不我
No, I, um...
我只是打算搞一个
I just was trying to get Danny one of those
DIY无人机套件给唐尼当圣诞礼物
build-your-own drone sets for Christmas,
可惜卖♥♥光了
and they're sold out.
我喜欢你这个想法
Well, I like where your head's at.
这都是为了
It's all about helping this family
这个家能过个超棒的圣诞节不是么
have an amazing Christmas, am I right?
之前的事我很抱歉
Sorry about earlier,
但是我和乐队出发之后
but you are going to have plenty of Mom Time
你会花更多的时间照顾孩子
once I'm on the road with the band.
所以
Speaking of which...
哇哦
Whoa.
这是我为
I may be compensating
圣诞节出去工作对你的补偿
for having to work during Christmas.
这可是我的招
I invented that move.
而且由于我很内疚
Thanks to my work guilt,
咱儿子现在大概有六百万片乐高
our son owns approximately six million pieces of LEGO.
我觉得我可能踩到过三百万片吧
I think I stepped on half of them.
顺便提一句
Oh, by the way...
我觉得他盯上咱们了
I think he's on to us.
他也问了你圣诞老人的事吗
Did he ask you about Santa, too?
我本来希望他可以像去年一样单纯的
I was hoping he'd hold on to his innocence another year.
我也是
Yeah, me, too.
爸爸你准备好了没
Hey, Dad, you ready?
嗯马上出来
Yeah, I'll be right out.
等会儿
Hold on.
我4点之前就把他带回来
I'll have him back by 4:00.
他说他想一整天都骑大马
He says he wants a piggyback ride all day.
那三点半回来好了
Maybe 3:30.
别别别
Oh, no, no, no, no.
别管它大家都是这样的
Ignore the signs. Everyone does.
- 没事 - 我是认真的
It's okay. No, I'm serious.
这里的规矩由我定
I make the rules around here,
我可不信你接的电♥话♥
and there's no way that any call you get
会比瑞秋
is gonna be louder than
还有那边嚼口香糖的声音大
Rachel and that gum.
感觉她在嚼一块无边无际的牛排
It's like she's chewing a never-ending steak.
谢谢不过
Thank you, but...
我不想告诉别人我在这儿
I'm not telling anybody that I'm doing this
至少得等我的检查报告出来以后再说
until after I get my first scan back.
我不想给他们虚假的希望
Just don't want to get anybody's hopes up.
但是这不就是要希望才能好的吗
But this is all about hope.
打败它有一半靠的是
Half of beating this is
相信你自己能打败它
believing that you're gonna beat it.
还有一半是有支持系统
And half is having a support system.
那一半里有化疗的事么
Is any part of it chemo?
好嘞各位
Okay, people.
我们要弄最大的那棵树回去
We're gonna get the biggest tree here.
要不我们弄我能扛得动的最大的那棵吧
How about we'd get the biggest tree that my lower back can carry.
- 怎么样 - 行
How about that? Yes.
话说
You know what?
反正家里天花板高妈妈的信♥用♥卡♥也在你手上
You got high ceilings and Mom's credit card.
去吧
Go for it. Let's do this.
- 太好了我喜欢 - 走吧
- Yes! I love that idea. - Yes. Yeah, let's do this!
这心情变得挺快
Whoa, that was quite the mood swing.
我以为我才是那个吃抗抑郁药的人
I thought that I was the one on anti-depressants.
等等你的药能分我点么
Wait, we can do bits about your drugs?
- 我十分钟以后绕回来 - 行
I'll circle back in 10 min.Yeah.
别走散啊
Hey, stay together, okay?
也不许玩儿电锯
And no touching the chainsaw.
马上去好主意
On it. Good call.
小D
D? D? Mm.
买♥♥一罐三合一的爆米花
Get a tin of tri-colored popcorn,
因为好戏快上演了
because the show has started.
看看那个试图把树搬上
Look at this sad sack
- 他的车 - 别说了
trying to load his sad tree... Stop it.
的大胖子
...onto his sad car.
- 我们去帮他么 - 不了
Should we help him? No.
不菲力克斯的机会已将用光了
No, Felix had his chance.
要不是他赌得倾家荡产
If he hadn't gambled it all away,
朗达也不会搬走
Rhonda wouldn't have moved back to Boca.
我开什么玩笑呢我五年后估计也是这样
Who am I kidding? That's me in five years.
不一定啊打电♥话♥给她
Doesn't have to be. Call her.
不行我做不到
No, I can't do it.
朗达还在疗伤
Rhonda's still licking her wounds.
我不想异地恋
I will not do long-distance, D.
对我们来讲不公平
It's not fair to either of us.
我说的是玛吉
I'm talking about Maggie.
我知道你说的是她
I know who you're talking about,
我还能告诉你我们的谈话将如何结束
and I can tell you exactly how that conversation ends --
就是争论她到底该不该继续抗癌
with us arguing about whether or not she's gonna fight her cancer,
我不想在争这个了
and I can't do it anymore.
你知道不
And you know what?
朗达同意我说的
Rhonda agrees with me.