生活大爆炸

The Big Bang Theory S04E17

Part 4 Oct. 4, 2019, 2:04 p.m.

What's that like?
那是种怎样的滋味呀
I don't know.
我也说不清
It's fun while you're doing it.
当你做的时候乐在其中
And then after, it's mostly embarrassment,
但过后大多时候会尴尬
self-loathing and regret.
自我厌恶和后悔
I would take that deal all day long.
我愿意整天都享受这种滋味
Yeah, well, it's not gonna happen tonight.
好吧但今晚不会发生这种事
You know, for the first time in my life,
这是我人生中第一次
I am not in a relationship,
不谈恋爱
and I'm totally okay with it.
我也完全觉得没有关系
You know, if being on your own is new to you,
如果独自一人对你来说很新鲜
I'd be happy to share some tension-relieving techniques
我很乐意跟你分享一些我这么多年来爱用的
for ladies I've perfected over the years.
解除空窗期紧张的女士专用科技产品
For example, do you have an electric toothbrush?
比如你有电动牙刷吗
Um, no.
没有
You should get one.
那你应该买♥♥一个
What's that?
那是什么
It appears to be something preserved
好像是保存的某些东西
between two pieces of acrylic.
夹在两片丙烯酸树脂之间
Oh, it's a snowflake from the North Pole.
那是来自北极的雪花片
Leonard gave it to me last year.
莱纳德去年给我的
Oh, God, that is so romantic.
天啊真浪漫
Yeah, it was.
是呀曾经是
Leonard's really one of a kind.
莱纳德真是独一无二的情种
Saying that while holding a snowflake
一边拿着雪花一边说这话
is a bit heavy-handed, don't you think?
不觉得手上的东西有点儿沉么
Let me see that.
让我看看
Oh, screw it.
去它的破雪花
I can deal with a little self-loathing.
一点半点的自我厌恶姐还是能处理的
Let's go find me a heinie to bite.
走吧找个小翘臀让姐咬一口
Outstanding.
人才呀
And if we fail, we can always stop at CVS
如果失败了我们可以在CVS停车
and pick you out a nice toothbrush.
然后给你买♥♥个厉害的电动牙刷
I call mine "Gerard."
我管我的牙刷叫"杰拉德"
That's kind of creepy.
这有点太怪了
（Elton John & Kiki Dee《Don't Go Breaking My Heart 》）
* Don't go breaking my heart *
* 不要让我心碎 *
* I couldn't if I tried *
* 如果我奋力一搏结果也枉然 *
* Oh, honey, if I get restless *
* 亲爱的如果我焦躁不安 *
* Baby, you're not that kind *
* 宝贝你不是这种人 *
* Don't go breaking my heart *
* 不要让我心碎 *
Anybody do "Walking on Sunshine" Yet?
有人唱《走在阳光里》了吗
No.
没有
Dibs.
那我定啦
I'm sorry, Sheldon bought a loom
抱歉你是说谢尔顿买♥♥了台织布机
and learned how to weave?
然后学习织布吗
He actually got pretty good.
他其实学得挺好的
He made us all matching serapes.
他给我们都做一件相配的毛毯
I still wear mine when there's a nip in the air.
每当寒风刺骨的时候我还会拿出来披上
Now, was this before
那是在他养那25只猫
or after he adopted the 25 cats?
的之前还是之后
Long before the cats.
在养猫很久之前
I think it was around the time he tried
我觉得好像是在他试着宣告
to declare our apartment a sovereign nation.
我们的公♥寓♥是个主♥权♥国家的那段时间
I still have some of the currency.
我至今还留有些货币呢
All my friends.
我的朋友们
All my friends.
我的朋友们
All my friends.
我的朋友们
I think it's like Beetlejuice.
我觉得就跟《阴间大♥法♥师》一样
We said his name too many times.
咱们刚才总是念叨谢尔顿
- Come on in. - Thank you.
-快进来 -谢谢
Hey. I thought you were with your new buddies.
我还以为你跟你的新朋友在一起呢
I had to leave.
我必须得离开
They were having fun wrong.
他们的玩乐方式有误
Come here, Sheldon. Sit here with me.
过来谢尔顿跟我坐
Thank you.
谢谢
Would you like some homemade chili?
你来点私房♥辣椒汤吗
Are there beans in it?
汤里有豆子吗
Yes.
有
Then it's not chili.
那就不是辣椒汤
Real chili has no beans in it,
地道的辣椒汤是没有豆子的
but you're from a foreign land,
但由于你是来自异乡人
so your ignorance is forgiven.
你的无知可以被谅解
Sheldon, do you want some or not?
谢尔顿你要还是不要
Yes, please.
要谢谢
Your girlfriend's a little short-tempered.
你女人的脾气有点毛躁呀
I'd like to propose a toast
我提议举杯欢庆
to friends, no matter how quirky.
致朋友们不管他有多古怪
Cheers.
干杯
Priya, do you know why this is called a toast?
普丽娅你知道何为祝酒吗
Actually, I do.
这我还真知道
I believe the Romans used to put spiced toast
是罗马人把香喷喷的面包
in their punch bowls.
放进他们的酒碗里
She's also a bit of a know-it-all.
她还有点假装博学多闻
Mmm. This is good.
这挺好吃的
Whatever it is.
先不管地不地道吧
（Katrina & The Waves《Walking On Sunshine》）
* I'm walking on sunshine *
* 我走在阳光里 *
* I'm walking on sunshine *
* 我走在阳光里 *
Hello? I...
你好我
* I'm walking on sunshine *
* 我走在阳光里 *
Oh, I don't think so.
我还是走吧
I am so done with Twitter.
推特什么的玩儿蛋去吧