生活大爆炸
The Big Bang Theory S04E01
Part 4
Oct. 4, 2019, 2:03 p.m.
I only built the arm.
我就造了手臂
'Cause that's all you needed, right?
因为你就需要这个 是吗
Can you please just help me?!
能先帮我解决这再说吗
All right, all right.
好吧 好吧
Hang on, stay calm.
稍安勿躁
I need an orderly with a wheelchair.
请派护理员送轮椅来
I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.
有被机械手钳住小♥弟♥弟♥的来看急诊
You think you could be a little more discreet?
你讲话就不能含蓄点
I'm sorry,we don't have a code for "Robot hand grasping a man's penis."
抱歉 "机械手钳住小♥弟♥弟♥"这种情况未设代码
Why is it hooked up to a computer?
它为何还连到电脑上
- Uh, it's what controls the arm. - But it's frozen.
-就是通过电脑控制机械手的 -但电脑死机了
Did you try turning it off and back on again?
你试过关机重启吗
No, you see, it's more complicated than that.
不 这事远比这复杂得多
No, wait!
别 住手
Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree.
小熊维尼终于从蜂蜜树中脱困
Now can we have cookies and Hawaiian Punch?
现在能让我们吃饼干和夏威夷宾治了吧
You were right.
你说得对
This was a very productive evening.
这个夜晚确实收获颇丰
I saw a whole new side of Amy Farrah Fowler tonight.
今晚我见识到了艾米·菲拉·福勒全新的一面
I did not have sex with 31 guys.
我没跟31个男人有过性关系
I'll be happy to check the math, but numbers don't lie, Penny.
我很乐意验算下 但数字不会骗人的
In any event, now that Amy and I have spent quality time together,
不管怎样 现在我和艾米已共度了"美好时光"
I feel much more confident
我就更有信心
proceeding to the next stage of our relationship.
继续将我俩关系发展到下一阶段了
And that is?
什么阶段
Using in vitro fertilization and a surrogate uterus
利用试管授精和代♥孕♥
to gift humanity with our progeny.
生下我们的后代向人类献礼
You're still on that?
你还在计划这个
In these uncertain times, doesn't humanity deserve a gift?
人世无常 人类难道不该有所安慰
Okay, you know what?
好吧 这样吧
I'm gonna come at this in a whole new way.
我再换种方式跟你说
Sheldon, if you try to make a baby with Amy in a petri dish,
谢尔顿 如果你想用培养皿造出你跟艾米的孩子
I'm gonna tell your mother on you.
我一定会去告诉你的妈妈
That's no threat.
这威胁不了我
My mother's always wanted a grandchild.
我妈一直都想抱孙子的
Really? Your deeply religious born-again Christian mother
真的 你那虔信基♥督♥再生的母亲
wants a test-tube grandbaby born out of wedlock?
会想要一个非婚生的试管婴儿当她的孙子
Curses.
诅咒你
If I'd thought of that in the first place,
我要是早点想出这招
I could've saved myself this whole night.
今晚也不用受这份罪了
Well, it's not that late.
现在还不算晚
You could still go out and look for number 32.
你还是可以出去寻找32号♥性♥伴♥侣♥
Good night.
晚安
Hey, Howard, what's up?
霍华德 怎么了
I've decided not to procreate.
我决定不要孩子了
Yeah, yeah, great.
好的 很好
Howard, uh, slow down.
霍华德 慢点说
What do you mean it happened again?
什么叫悲剧重演了
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