女子监狱

Orange Is the New Black S06E10

Part 4 Feb. 7, 2020, 12:47 p.m.

我们必须跟埃默里教练见面讨论过渡期训练
We have to meet with Coach Emery to discuss your transitional training.
你知道我们这么做是为了你吧
You do realize that we're doing this for you, right?
现在赶紧去练习芭蕾舞转体然后洗洗睡吧
Now, please, practice your pirouettes and then go straight to bed.
你们俩收拾行李明天11点搬家车过来
You two, finish packing. Moving van gets here at 11:00 tomorrow.
好吧我已经收拾好了所以
Okay. Well, I'm already done, so...
你还没挑出捐献的衣服
Haven't separated what's going in the Salvation Army pile.
别忘了你们仨以后用一个衣柜
The three of you will be sharing a closet.
什么
What?
所以我们三个以后要住一间屋子吗
Does that mean I have to share a room with them? Both of them?
你知道我们搬家要花多少钱吗
You know how much it's costing us to relocate?
你有地方住就该谢天谢地了
Be grateful you have a bedroom.
我们可以睡上下铺吗
Do we get to have bunk beds?
闭嘴吧黛比
Oh, just shut up, Debbie!
别说脏话
Language!
我反正不去
Well, I'm not going.
霍华德夫人说我可以跟他们
Mrs. Howard said I could live with them
一起主导学期结束跟大家一起毕业
for the rest of the semester and graduate with everyone.
芭芭拉你以为咱家是你想来就来想走就走吗
Barbara, does this look like a La Quinta Inn to you?
我是服侍你的吗
Do I look like a goddamn bellhop?
这就对了
That's right.
你别想随自己心意想走就走
You don't get to check in and out of this family whenever you please.
没错黛比抬起脚跟旋转
Yep. Debbie, heels up on the turn
然后旋转旋转用脚尖完成专题
and then point, point, point your way through the pirouette.
10点钱我们会回来
We'll be back by 10:00.
他们太混♥蛋♥了
They're such dicks.
我们今晚要是不放生蝌蚪它们就会死
My tadpoles are gonna die if we don't release them.
去你的蝌蚪吧
Okay, nobody gives a fuck about your tadpoles.
卡罗尔不要芭比芭比别干看着啊
Carol, no! Barb, Barb, do something!
卡罗尔别这么狠
Carol, don't be such a monster.
她要是想今晚放生蝌蚪
If she wants to release her tadpoles tonight,
我们应该带她去
we should take her.
宝贝现在不好说话我在监视着呢
Hey, babe, can't talk. I'm mid-stakeout.
别这么说行不
Okay, please don't use that word.
你是说监视还是宝贝
"Stakeout" or "babe"?
都别说我说了你可以看法医报告没让你拿走啊
Both. And I said you could look at the coroner's report, not take it.
反正我那它也查不出什么
I can't make heads or tails of it anyway.
我得跟一个叫赫尔曼的人谈谈
I need to talk to this Herrmann guy.
然后呢根据一个恶作剧电♥话♥就逮捕公民吗
And then what? Make a citizen's arrest based on a prank call?
不我打算装傻装有好
No. I'm gonna try the dumb and friendly approach.
看看能不能引诱他承认自己的罪行
See if I can bait him into saying something incriminating.
太可笑了
Oh, that's ridiculous.
可伦坡就是这么做的
Hey, worked for Columbo.
先不说可伦坡是小说人物
Okay, putting aside the fact that Columbo was a fictional character--
他可是优秀文学作品中的饱满小说人物
A well-rounded and delightfully written fictional character.
可伦坡都是先有理论才去证明的
Columbo had a theory to prove.
可你什么都没有一点根据都没有
You, on the other hand, got nada. Shots in the dark.
没错
Exactly.
可这个赫尔曼可能知道些什么
And this Herrmann guy may know who shot what in that darkness.
看看他看着就可以
I mean, look at him. He even looks shady.
他肯定觉得自己是警♥察♥
I bet he thinks 'cause he's a cop
就可以白吃白喝了
he can get away without paying for his coffee.
好吧他交钱了
Never mind. He just paid.
还留小费了
And he's leaving a tip.
随便吧还是看着可以
Whatever. He still looks shady.
我走了
I gotta go.
好吧
Oh, well...
哥们还是赫尔曼
Hey, man. Or should I say, Herrmann?
我认识你吗
Do I know you?
啊你可能看到我穿衣服就不认识了
Right, you probably don't recognize me with actual clothes on.
我还挂了八字胡
And I shaved the mustache.
是我啊卡普托利奇菲尔德前典狱长
But it's me, Caputo. Former Litchfield warden?
想起来了
Oh. Yeah.
你常来吗我还挺喜欢这里的
You come here often? I just... I love this place.
这里太棒了
The place is shit.
这里的女服务员太性感了
But the chick that works here? Totally bangable.
确实很给力
She's really bangable.
不过我不是想上她
I mean, hey, I'm not gonna bang her,
但是我希望你能成功
but I really hope you get to.
好吧再见
Okay. Well, have a good one.
等一下
Uh, wait. Uh...
知道吗看到和自己
You know what? It's a relief to see people
有同样经历的人真实让人松了一口气
that went through what we went through, you know? It's...
我们就像是革命战友一样那天晚上太紧张了
It's like we're comrades in arms. That night was so intense and...
还很暴♥力♥
It was violent.
你当时不是跟两个妹子
Didn't you spend it sitting in an air-conditioned RV unit
- 坐在有空调的放车里吗 - 没错
- with those two chicks? - True.
但是我精神支持你懂吗
But I was with you in spirit, you know?
再说是我跟你们说了泳池的事情记得吗
And plus, I was the one who told you guys about the pool, remember?
好吧谢谢你
Yeah. Well, thanks.
听我说
Hey, listen, um...
你那天晚上进去之后在哪先看到德西·皮斯科特拉的
When you went in that night, where did you first see Desi Piscatella?
你什么意思你是在审问我还是什么的
What are you doing? You trying to interrogate me or something?
没有
No.
我只是想知道当时那里面发生了什么事
I'm just trying to understand what went on in there.
- 我的意思是对于我来说 - 如果你再靠近我
- I mean, for me, I'm--- You come near me again
我绝对会申请一张限制令
and I'll get a restraining order.
还有另一件事
Just one more thing...
Eight-three-zero-two-eight.
我怎么把它和我的借记卡绑定
And how do I link it to my debit card again?
我的天我给你说过多少遍了
My God, I have to explain this every time?
不关我的事是这流程太复杂了
It ain't my fault this shit's so complicated.
我不在的时候现金怎么办
What the hell happened to cash while I was away?
我不知道但你最好尽快适应
I don't know, but you better get used to it.
订单滚滚来
Orders are flowing.
现在的情况是我们需要你多提供一些
Matter of fact, we need you to pack more.
你疯了吧你想被发现吗
Are you crazy? You wanna get caught?
此外那些盖子比我圣诞节早上的屁♥眼♥还紧
Besides, those lids are packed tighter than my asshole on Christmas morning.
你在圣诞节捅屁♥眼♥
You stuck something up your butt on Christmas?
爆菊可是凯撒的愿望清单的第一个
Butt sex was on top of Cesar's wish list, okay?
我们有我们自己纪念耶稣降生的方法
We all honor the birth of baby Jesus in our own way.
亲爱的阿尔达我还在等你给我上茶呢
Aleida, honey, I'm still waiting on that tea you offered!
你还给不给我上茶了
That's because I didn't fucking offer!
谁在那喊叫呢
Who's that?
霍珀的奶奶不过别担心
Hopper's Nana. But don't worry,
我处理好那个玩阴的老家伙了
I got that passive-aggressive old bag taken care of.
听着凯撒已经对他要卖♥♥给我们的东西
Look. Cesar's already acting like a little bitch
表现的像个神经病似的我觉得他不会再继续做下去了
about what he's selling us. I don't think he'll do more.
凯撒他关心个屁
What does Cesar care?
他坐在监狱里什么都不干还能拿到分成
He's sitting in prison doing nothing and he's still getting his cut.
那就当他对我通过霍珀
Well, let's just say he ain't too happy
把那批货运进去不高兴
about me smuggling the shit in through Hopper.
他没权利不开心
He has no right to be jealous.
只要挡他的路的事他都要插一脚
He stuck his dick into anything that jiggled his way.
你那挡他路的屁♥股♥不知道吗
And don't your jiggly ass know it.
总之他现在就像
Anyway, now he's all like,
至少我不跟警卫啪啪啪还吞精
"At least I ain't fucking no guard and swallowing his little guard swimmers."
而我必须表现的
And I had to be like,
你个混♥蛋♥记住了我不吞精
"Yo, don't you remember, pendejo, I don't fucking swallow."
呕别说了你还想不想把孩子要回来
Ugh. Just-- Please, stop. You wanna get the kids back or no?
亲爱的为什么我打不开门
Honey, why won't my door open?
阿尔达亲爱的
Aleida, honey!
阿尔达
Aleida!
- 你知道吗 - 把这该死的门打开
- You know what? - Open this damn door.
也许我应该给她多拌几片药
Maybe I could squeeze a couple more grams in.
阿尔达阿尔达放我出去
Aleida! Aleida, let me out!
我没想让她那么做而却我也没想让她
I didn't want her to, but I didn't want her to have my--
嘿能让我跟她单独聊一下吗
Hey, uh, can you give us a sec?
门上要不要挂袜子
Should I put a sock on the door?
说吧什么事
What do you want?
我在课上没看见你
Haven't seen you in class.
我敢打赌你想那个替你工作的人了