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Modern Family S05E05

Part 3 Nov. 29, 2019, 12:31 p.m.

怎么回事
Uhh, what's going on?
新西服
New suit?
这个吗
This old thing?
是啊是新的
Yes, it is.
我在市里潮人集散地买♥♥的
I got it at this hipster place downtown.
你喜欢吗
You like it?
有点儿紧
It's tight.
售货员说现在流行这种风格
Well, the salesman said it was the style,
他看上去像个蒙福之子乐队成员
and he looked like a Mumford and Son,
我以为他很了解时尚
so I think he'd know.
我们走吧
Mm, let's go.
慢一点女飞人
Slow down, Flo Jo.
我们没有时间争论这些了
You know what? We don't have time for this.
我直接换衣服好了
I'll just change.
这让我好内疚我们还是一起换了吧
Well, now I feel bad. Let's both just change.
这样做才公平
That's the fair thing to do.
好的但是请你快一点
Okay, fine. But quickly, pLemony Snicketlease.
我不知道
I don't know.
这件是蓝色的
It's blue.
这件又太黄了
Yeah, this one's so yellow.
你猜怎么着
Oh, you know what?
这件衣服上有块污渍我不能穿这件
I have a stain on this one. I can't wear it.
涡纹图案不错我不确定
Oh, paisley, yeah. I don't know.
你是在跟我开玩笑吗
Are you kidding me right now?!
-怎么了 -我知道你在耍什么把戏
- What? - I know this trick, Cam.
你永远也挑不出一套衣服
You take forever to pick out an outfit,
你知道我肯定会说"我们走吧"
knowing very well that I'll say, "Let's just go,"
因为我们已经迟了
because we're late.
这么一来你做了提议换装的好人
Meantime, you get credit for offering to change
而我却是真正换装的那个人
while I'm the one who actually does.
-你一向如此 -你说什么
- As usual. - Excuse me.
你是在指责我♥操♥纵你按我的方式做事吗
Are you accusing me of manipulating you to get my way?
其实...
Actually...
因为我妈以前就是那么指责我的
Because that's what my mother used to accuse me of,
我不得不说
and I got to say
那让我想起了好多伤心事
that that brings up a lot of stuff with me.
你连滴眼泪都挤不出来
You're crying without tears.
给我点时间
Give me a minute.
"圣诞节要是没有礼物就不是圣诞节了"
"'Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents,'
"乔抱怨道"
"Grumbled Jo.
"贫困真是可怕她感叹着"
'it's so dreadful to be poor,' sighed --"
够了我不爱听这个
Stop! I hate this.
我能给你化妆吗
Can I put makeup on you?
怎么总有人这么问我
Why does everyone ask me that?
我们今晚就高高兴兴地享受一下行吗
Let's just have a good time tonight, all right?
-我没生气 -好很好
- I'm not mad. - Okay, good.
而且你穿那套衣服帅呆酷毙了
And you do look super-duper handsome in that.
别扯了
Don't even.
我去拿些水在路上喝
I'm gonna grab a water for the road.
给我拿罐汽水
Yeah, get me a soda.
好了艾丽克斯非常感谢你
Okay, Alex. Thank you so much.
晚上玩得开心点
Have a fun night.
宝贝我们爱你
Honey, we love you.
-给你 -好的谢谢
- Here you go. -All right. Thank you.
记住不许在客厅里吃东西
Okay, and remember, no eating in the living room.
我的天我的天
Aah! Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
你做了什么你做了什么
What did you do? What did you do?!
拜托你不会以为...
Come on! You can't possibly think --
你摇晃这罐子来着
You shook this can
这样你就能穿这套我想穿的衣服了
so you could wear the outfit that I wanted to wear?
是的我就是这么想的
That is exactly what I think!
这太荒谬了
That is insane.
你看着我把汽水从冰箱里
You saw me take it from the refrigerator
-拿出来给你的 -是吗
- and bring it to you. - Did I?
还是你趁我没注意
Or were you out of my sight for the two seconds
在从冰箱那里走过来的两秒钟里
that it took you to get from the refrigerator to here,
摇晃了这罐汽水而两秒钟刚好足够
which would have given you exactly the right amount of time
用来摇晃汽水
to shake the can?
真棒大神探但我没那么小心眼
Nice theory, Nancy Grace, but I'm not that petty.
你们俩看见什么没有
Okay, you two. Did you see anything?
假装在涂色
Just pretend you're coloring.
你在干嘛
Okay, what are you doing?
我在尝试够到镜子
I'm trying to reach the mirror.
我眼睛里进东西了
I got something in my eye.
你好这里是邓菲家
Hi, you've reached the Dunphys.
请在嘀声后留言
Please leave a message after the beep.
卢克为什么不接电♥话♥
Why isn't Luke picking up?
被一个刚被假释的
It's hard to reach the phone
比萨配送员绑住的确很难接电♥话♥
when you're tied up by a recently paroled pizza guy.
你真幽默
Ha ha. You're very funny.
你干什么
What are you doing?
我知道这听起来很奇怪
I know it sounds weird.
也许是母亲的直觉吧
Call it mother's intuition,
但我有种不祥的预感
but I just have this feeling that something is wrong.
好吧你爱怎样就怎样吧
Fine, do what you want,
但我已经忍♥了你...
but I've just about had it up to --
比这还要多
higher than here with this.
去死吧送比萨的
Die, pizza man!
住手住手
Stop! Stop!
妈妈啊对不起
Oh. Sorry, mom.
告诉过你他能照顾好自己了
Told you he could take care of himself.
让开
Move.
她为什么要这样呢
Why does she do this?
我们的订位会被取消的
We're gonna lose our table.
她知道准时到达对我有多重要
She knows how important it is to me to be on time.
真是折磨人
This is torture.
你重点搞错了吧杰
I think you've lost perspective, Jay.
你知道我愿付出多少来换取
You know what I would give to wait around
等待这样一个女人的权利吗
for a woman like that?
少来了小变♥态♥
Reel it in, creepy.
你说的可是你亲娘
That's your mother up there.
抱歉抱歉
Sorry, sorry.
我换了耳环之后就得把鞋子也换了
Once I changed the earrings, I had to change the shoes.
然后我试穿了歌♥洛莉亚的一条裙子
And then I tried on one of Gloria's old dresses,
让我觉得自己像个10岁的小男孩
which made me feel like a 10-year-old boy.
你身材很棒
Ay, your body's beautiful.
我同意
I agree.
留着对外人说去
Take it outside the family.
准备好出发了吗
Okay, we ready to go?
等等我拿错了口红
Wait. I have the wrong lipstick.
够了我受够了
Oh! That's it! I've had it!
就给我一分钟
Just one minute!
你不可能一分钟内做完
Nothing takes a minute with you.
我们现在就走
We're leaving right now.
我不管你要干嘛
I don't care what you have to do.
你对我这么无礼也就算了
It's bad enough you're being rude to me,
但你这样对那些
but you're being rude
在等着我们的人太不尊重了
to the people sitting there waiting for us!
不好意思你们是最先到的
Sorry, you're the first to arrive,
我们必须等到客人来齐后才能让您入座
and we can't seat you till everyone's here.
这下你开心了吧
I hope you're happy!
人都去哪儿了
Where the hell is everybody?
我讨厌这样等着别人
Yes, I hate waiting like this.
是吗
Do you?
就算其他人都迟到了
Just because everybody else is late
并不意味着我们迟到是对的
doesn't make it okay for us to be late.
你总是吼我我没法快速准备好
I can't get ready fast with all the yelling!
我没有吼你
I wasn't yelling.
你又在吼我了
You see, you're doing it again!
歌♥洛莉亚你每次都是这样
Gloria, you do this every single time.