闺蜜离婚指南（2014）
Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
第二季
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闺蜜离婚指南（2014）
Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce S02E09
Part 1
April 6, 2021, 10:14 a.m.
《闺蜜离婚指南》前情提要
Previously on Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce...
哈里斯不承认他是我的男朋友
Harris won't say he's my boyfriend.
所以 他不想结婚
So he's not big on commitment.
是的 至少现在是
Not so much. Not yet anyway.
-JD -嗨
- JD. - Hi.
你看起来不错
Um, you look nice.
想不想来点玉米饼
Do you want to go get some tacos?
-你贵姓 -我叫卡尔
- And you are? - My name's Carl.
你是个小白脸吗
You're a gigolo?
我比较喜欢被称为"伴侣" 不过也差不多
Prefer "Companion," but yeah.
-你是想要这样吗 -是的
- This is how you like it? - Yeah.
-你还好吗 -我的约会糟糕透了
- You okay? - I had a bad date.
我一直想祝贺你来着
Well, I've been meaning to congratulate you.
戈登·比奇 可不值得祝贺吗
Gordon Beach, I mean, come on.
门卫给你的
Doorman had this for you.
可能是结婚礼物
Maybe it's a wedding present.
我的天啊
Oh, my God.
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黄♥片♥里
无眼泪
2016女强人 洛杉矶律师协会
迪莉娅·巴耐
这是您的卡 祝您愉快
Here's your card. Enjoy your day.
-谢谢 -非常感谢
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
失陪一下 艾比
Oh, excuse me. Abby.
艾比 朋友不会让朋友边走边发短♥信♥
Abby, friends don't let friends text and walk.
-你可能会受伤的 -对不起
- You could hurt yourself. - Sorry.
只是哈里斯在短♥信♥聊天上火爆极了
It's just Harris is on fire with the texts.
哈里斯真的很在行
Harris has got it bad.
是的 你肯定想不到
Yeah, you have no idea.
-那天我们聊过一次 -然后呢
- We had a talk the other day... - Okay.
关于跟其他人约会的事
about seeing other people,
我真的有点接受不了
which honestly was very hard for me.
但我一说同意
But as soon as I agreed to it,
他瞬间就迷上我了
suddenly he is just all about me.
我想这就是他想要说的
I think it was just something he needed to say.
我觉得你做的是对的 艾比
Yeah, I think you played that right, Abby.
-你也这么想 -嗯
- You think so? - Mm-hmm.
-姐♥妹♥们♥ 姐♥妹♥们♥ -嗨
- Girls, girls... - Hi.
我是来这儿庆祝的 姐♥妹♥们♥
I am here to celebrate, ladies.
牛逼的巴耐小姐
Ms. Badass Banai's
要把我从弗朗西斯的魔掌中救出来了
freeing me of Frumpkis.
-天呐 -什么 离婚的事定了吗
- Oh, my God. - What? Is your divorce final?
不止是定了 弗朗西斯还放弃了
Not only is it, but the Frumpkii have given up
烘培店的所有权
all claim to the bakery.
-那太棒了 -乔
- That's amazing. - Jo!
Rize是我的了 Rize是我的了
Rize is mine! Rize is mine!
我们好好庆祝吧 宝贝
Let's get bombed, baby!
我不能庆祝了
Boo, I can't.
这里结束了我得回家赶稿子
I have to go home and write after this.
不不 你必须来
No, no, you can not.
我宣布这是一个国家法定假日
I declare this a national holiday.
弗朗西斯自♥由♥日
Frump Freedom for all.
我也希望去 但我情况比较糟糕
I wish I could, but I am kind of screwed.
我的书还有几周交稿 我才写到第三章
My book is due in a few weeks and I'm on chapter three.
也许我们能帮忙
Well, maybe we can help.
我们俩加起来已经离了三次婚了
We've got three divorces between the two of us?
三次 没错
Three. That's right.
我的意思是 关于第三章我...
I mean, all I have of chapter three is exactly...
毫无头绪
nothing.
除了标题
Except the title, which is,
《我们属于谁 拥抱非一夫一妻制》
"Who do we belong to? Embracing non-monogamy."
或是《享受非一夫一妻制》
or "Fun with non-monogamy."
等我们祝贺完迪莉娅
Soon as we honor Delia,
我就要立马回家奔向书桌
I'm just going straight home to my desk.
-懂了 -那你加油
- Got it. - You have it together then.
你会做得很好的
You're gonna be great.
是的
Okay.
今天的女主角来了
Hey! Woman of the hour!
女强人
Power woman!
谢谢你们uf8f5都来了
Thanks so much--mwah-- for coming.
不好意思 我要...
I-I'm sorry, I have to...
不好意思 我要...
I'm sorry. I have to...
要有不好的事发生了
Something terrible is happening.
什么
What?
我竟然还没有拿到酒
I still don't have a drink in my hand.
乔
Oh, Jo.
天呐 艾比 我们要进去了
Oh, my God, Abby. We are going inside.
-对不起 -迪莉娅的主题活动
- I'm sorry. - Delia's event.
对不起 我们里面见
I'm sorry, I'll meet you in there.
我要去一下洗手间
I have to go to the restroom anyway.
哈里斯
Oh, Harris.
艾比
Abby?
卡尔
What? Carl!
我以为发生在拉斯维加斯的事不会有人再提了呢
I thought what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
-通常是的 -嗨
- Usually, yeah. - Hi.
但我是陪客户来的
But I'm actually here with a client.
-你最近怎么样 -你在工作
- How are you doing? - Oh, you're working.
-是的 -她是谁
- Yeah. - Which one is she?
你知道我不能透露的
You know I can't tell you that.
我的工作最需要的就是谨慎保密
Discretion is everything in my line of work.
当然 我完全明白
Of course. Yes, I understand that.
如果你是卡梅隆·迪亚兹 会有何感觉
How would you feel if you were Cameron Diaz?
真的是卡梅隆·迪亚兹
Is it really Cameron Diaz?
不 我希望是
No. I wish.
-别这样对我 -看看你
- Don't do that to me. - Look at you.
-你看起来美极了 -谢谢
- You look beautiful. - Thank you.
我一直断断续续来回洛杉矶
You know, I've been in L.A. off and on.
真的吗
Really?
我一直想去找你
And I thought about looking you up a lot.
是吗
Really?
我只是...我不知道那样会不会很奇怪
I just...I don't know, I didn't know if it'd be weird.
不 我很高兴
No, I'm very flattered.
这样的话 我们还能再见面吗
In that case, can I see you again?
严格说来 我还欠着你呢 你付钱了
I mean, technically, I do owe you, because you paid,
却没有享受到全套的男友体验
but you didn't get the full boyfriend experience.
我很满意那次体验
I was very satisfied with my experience.
你给了我很棒的脚底按♥摩♥
You gave a great foot massage.
-神奇之手 -你确实是
- Magical hands. - You really do.
这对共♥产♥主义者来说可不是好事
That's bad for a Republican.
天 现在我要去洗澡
Gosh, now I need to bathe.
-这是我的卡 -你的卡
- Here's my card. - A card?
周五后有空 希望能见到你
Here until Friday. Love to see you.
-再见 -再见
- Bye-bye. - Bye.
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天哪 菲比
Oh, my God. Phoebe!
-怎么了 -说出来你肯定不相信
- What? - You're not gonna believe
猜我刚在大厅撞见谁了
who I just ran into in the lobby.
-Lady Gaga -什么
- Lady Gaga. - What?
怎么 我不知道
What? I don't know.
我想是Lady Gaga
I was thinking about Lady Gaga.
卡尔 维加斯那个
Carl. From Vegas.
-不是吧 那个小白脸吗 -天哪
- No! The gigolo? - Oh, my God.
那个小白脸
The gigolo!
不 那叫伴侣 拜托小点声
No, he's a companion. Please keep it down.
他在这 我一定要见他
He's here. Oh, I have to meet this guy.
别 坐下 乔 坐下
No, sit down. Jo, sit down.
他在工作 你们懂吧
Cause he is working if you know what I mean.
-什么 -我的天哪
- What? - Oh, my God.
艾伯特
Albert.
我以为你在领奖
Hey, I thought you were getting an award.
你上哪去了 我打了你一上午电♥话♥了
Where have you been? I've been calling all morning.
开早餐会去了 怎么了
闺蜜离婚指南（2014）
Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce
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