疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E13

Part 7 March 26, 2021, 2:49 p.m.

We should have her over for dinner.
我们应该请她来我们家吃饭的
I think so.
我也觉得
Okay, here's what you're gonna do.
好的接下来是你所要做的
You're gonna run a fly route straight down the aisle.
快步走过红毯
You're gonna keep your eyes on me.
全程看着我就可以
When I give you the signal,
当我给你示意时
in curl, over your left shoulder.
就绕我的手
Show us that adorable face.
在我们面前展示出你萌萌的脸
I'm gonna walk in a straight line.
我要在红毯上直走
I'm gonna throw flower petals everywhere.
随后到处撒花瓣
I'm gonna be cute.
同时一直卖♥♥萌
Okay, well...
好...
Yeah, that works.
这样也行
Just like that.
没错
Student becomes the master.
青出于蓝
Has the eagle landed?
老鹰降落了没
Uh, beg pardon?
额你说什么
Josh, the eagle? What's his 20?
乔希他是老鹰啊他在什么位置
Okay, "Where is he?" has fewer syllables than, "What's his 20?"
直接说 "他在哪" 不是比较简单吗
Just saying.
说说而已
Oh, Josh is here.
噢乔希到了
I mean, the eagle has landed at something hundred hours,
我是说老鹰已降落在...管他什么位置
I don't know army time.
我不会军队术语
He's pulling in right this second.
他准备停车了
Great. Get him to the groom's suite, ASAP.
很好尽快把他带到新郎房♥间里
Eagle is approaching.
老鹰正在接近
Eagle doesn't look that great.
老鹰脸色不太好喔
Hey, Josh.
嘿乔希
Okay, Eagle's not responding.
好吧老鹰没有任何回应
Eagle is not stopping.
老鹰没停下来
And Eagle is gone.
现在老鹰飞走了
Shouldn't we be starting by now?
我们不是该开始了吗
Yeah, I think so.
对没错
Can you see what's going on?
你能看到情况如何吗
'Cause everyone's here, right?
因为人人都到齐了对吗
Yes, no, absolutely.
没错应该人人都到了
On it.
我查查看
What's going on? What's wrong?
怎么了出什么事了
Uh, there's been a very, very slight delay.
出了些事稍微耽搁一下
But don't worry.
但不用担心
Father Brah is talking to Josh,
布拉神父在说服他
so it should all be just fine.
所以应该不会有问题
What?
什么
Something's wrong.
出事了
I have a bad feeling.
我有不好的预感
And I have a great feeling.
我感觉很好啊
What? What are you talking about?
什么你指的是什么
Oh, watching you and Madison together,
哦看着你和麦迪逊一起
I had a big breakthrough.
我想通了
You're right. We don't need to get married.
你是对的我们没必要非得结婚
Great. Glad to hear that.
很好啊很开心你能这么说
We should have a baby.
我们应该有个宝宝
What's that?
什么
Hey, gang.
嘿伙计们
Is he dead? Tell me that he's dead. Get him on the phone.
他死了吗他最好是死掉了让他接电♥话♥
Yeah. I've called him five million times, but he won't answer.
我已经和他打过无数次电♥话♥了但是他不接
That's... okay. I will kill him.
很好我要杀了他
Just what's going on? Where is he?
到底出什么事了他在哪
Just spit it out.
快说
Yeah, uh, uh, well...
好吧额嗯
Sorry, I'm just so shocked about this whole thing.
不好意思我只是太惊讶了
What do you mean Josh is not coming to the wedding?!
乔希不会来参加婚礼你这是什么意思
Yeah, uh, hold on, let me just finish.
停冷静让我把话说完
I, uh, I-I just got off the phone with Josh.
我... 我刚刚挂掉乔希的电♥话♥
The phone?! Where is he? Where is he?
电♥话♥ 他在哪他到底在哪
It's another girl, isn't it? Did he run off with someone else?
是不是和别的女人对不对他和别人跑了
That is so Josh.
这太符合他作风了
Oh, my God, it is.
我的妈是真的
It's-it's that pretty girl... it's the coach.
是那个漂亮的女孩那个教练
It's that other coach he was working with.
和他一起工作的那个教练
That's-That's her, right?
就是她对吧
I will kill him.
老娘要把杀掉
I will take his husky limbs into my hands
老娘要亲手抓住他的四肢
and I will rip them apart!
把他他五马分尸
Okay, uh, Josh is with someone else.
乔希他是和别人在一起
Oh, my God. Butbut it's not what you think.
天但是并不是你们想的那样
Father Rodrigo.
罗德里格神父
I got the call and I'm here to answer it.
我收到神的感召我来作回应的
I want the cool T-shirt.
我想要那件帅气的恤衫
Tell God I'm usually a size large.
告诉上帝我通常穿大一号♥的
I want to become...
我想成为
A priest?!
神父
Josh is leaving me...
乔希想离开我
to become...
去当...
a priest?
神父
Yeah, dude.
没错
Oh, okay. Okay.
哦好吧好了
Just sit. Rebecca, grab me.
坐这儿瑞贝卡扶着我
Come over here. Grab my hands.
来这儿抓住我的手
I'm sure... All right, just breathe.
我确信好了深呼吸
You just need to breathe. In through the nose, out through the mouth.
你只需要冷静深深地呼吸
Don't forget...
不要忘了
He's just freaking out.
他只是吓坏了
Nobody wants... he doesn't want to be a priest.
没人会想他不想去当一名神父
He likes women way too much.
他很喜欢女人
He could never give up sex and be a priest, it's...
他绝对不会放弃性福去当一名神父的这太...
Wa-wait!
等等
Rebecca! Stop!
瑞贝卡站住
Where are you go... ?
你要去哪
Stop!
站住
Oh, my gosh.
哦我的天
I guess Josh isn't marrying this girl, either.
看起来乔希也不会娶这女人了
100% not.
绝对不会了
Rebecca.
瑞贝卡
Rebecca. Wait!
瑞贝卡等等
Cookie, stop!
亲爱的站住
Stop. Okay.
站住好
Okay. Look, I'm... I'm right here, honey.
听着... 我就在你身旁亲爱的
Just-Just turn around.
转过身来
Okay? Just step back. Okay?
回来这边好吗
Why do they all leave?
为什么他们都离我而去
Every man I've ever loved, they leave.
生命中每一个我爱的男人都离我而去
Josh, my father...
乔希我的父亲
and Greg...
还有格雷...
and Robert!
和罗伯特
Who the Dickens is Robert?
罗伯特是那位啊
Okay.
好了
Okay, you know what, let's just, let's sit down,
好了听着让我们先坐下
and let's talk about it.
我们好好谈谈
No! No, just... don't-don't come close to me.
不要不要靠近我
Okay? Just nobody...
好吗都不要过来
just don't take one step closer.
不要再靠近一步了
Honey, are you okay?
亲爱的你还好吗
What's going on? Can you look-look at me?
怎么了你能看着我吗
Come on, stay with me. Stay with me.
求你了听我说回来
Stay with me.
回来这边
What's happening? Rebecca?
怎么了瑞贝卡
They all leave.
他们都离开了
Who the Dickens is Robert?
谁是罗伯特啊
What? Robert? No.
什么罗伯特不