疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E11

Part 3 March 26, 2021, 2:48 p.m.

♪ That's science for "a pain in your asses" ♪
♪ 下降风就是让你抓狂的那种风 ♪
♪ I'm mystical but also carry dangerous spores ♪
♪ 我很神秘但又携带危险的芽孢 ♪
♪ I bring whimsy and forest fires ♪
♪ 我带来奇思妙想与森林大火 ♪
♪ When I blow, there's magic in the air ♪
♪ 当我吹起空气中便充满了魔力 ♪
♪ And a higher risk of suicide ♪
♪ 自杀率也随之上升 ♪
♪ I make children wheeze ♪
♪ 我让孩子们咳嗽不断 ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm the Santa Ana winds ♪
♪ 因为我是圣塔安娜风 ♪
♪ To reiterate, I make things weird ♪
♪ 再强调一遍我让事情变得诡异 ♪
♪ When I blow, it sounds like "whee!" ♪
♪ 当我吹起听起来就像呜咦 ♪
♪ I'll be back ♪
♪ 一会再见 ♪
♪ Because I'm the wind ♪
♪ 因为我是风儿啊 ♪
♪ And also kind of a narrator. ♪
♪ 还兼♥职♥旁白呀 ♪
Okay, next order of business.
好下一项业务
I've been talking to some potential clients
我一直在和布伦特伍德的潜在客户商谈
out of Brentwood who'd like to expand their businesses east...
他们想向东扩展他们的的业务
Hold on
等等
to your panties; look at those winds.
沉住气看看那阵风
They're here.
它来了
The Devil Winds are here.
恶魔之风来了
Can we all please try to get through a meeting
我们就不能老老实实地
without actively being embarrassing?
别丢人现眼地好好开完一个会吗
Is that too much to ask? Karen?
那很难吗凯伦
Whoa! Whoa!
哇哇
Wow! Those are beauts!
哇哦真是对好宝贝
Okay, all right.
好了好了
Just, just, just, just...
额那个我们继续
Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Okay.
哈哈哈哈好啦
All right, show's over.
明白了演出结束了
Nothing to see here.
这没什么好看的
Goose bumps.
鸡皮疙瘩
Okay, Josh, I need you to give me goose bumps right now.
乔希我要你马上让我起鸡皮疙瘩
Damn you, winds of the devil.
去你的你这恶魔一般的风
♪ Hey, it's me again ♪
♪ 嘿我又来了呀 ♪
♪ I'm the Santa Ana winds ♪
♪ 你亲爱的圣塔安娜风 ♪
♪ Here's some magic dust ♪
♪ 这有些神奇的粉末 ♪
♪ Which will make things weird. ♪
♪ 会让事情变得诡异 ♪
The pursuit is the fun.
有趣的永远只是追求的过程
We're hunters by nature.
我们生性是猎手
The pursuit, the pursuit, the pursuit...
追求追求追求
Oh, Nathaniel.
哦纳撒尼尔
Oh, girl who works for me.
哦给我工作的那个女孩
Oh, my God.
天哪
Oh, my God!
天哪
Ew.
恶心
♪ They had the same dream ♪
♪ 他们做了同样的梦 ♪
♪ They just got Santa Ana winded. ♪
♪ 他们被圣塔安娜风整了 ♪
I had the weirdest dream last night.
昨晚我做了很诡异的梦
You did? So did I.
你也是吗我也是
Oh, me, too.
我也是
Oh. It's those damn Devil Winds.
噢一定是那该死的恶魔风作祟
You know, I dreamt
我梦见
that I married my pet snake Long John Slither, which is crazy.
我和我的宠物蛇滑长君结婚了真是疯了
That prop isn't even on the ballot yet.
和动物结婚的权利都还没出现在选票上呢
I actually had an amazing dream.
我其实做了个挺美的梦
It was George Washington, George Foreman,
乔治·华盛顿乔治·福尔曼
Boy George and myself... We're all on a yacht.
还有乔治男孩和我在同一个游艇上
Which makes sense, right?
这也合情合理对吧
'Cause my name is George.
因为我们都叫乔治啊
Oh, my God! What is wrong with you people?
天哪你们这群人什么毛病
You're all a bunch of jerks!
你们是一群混♥蛋♥
Okay, so, Karen, I'm totally freaking out,
好了凯伦我真是被吓坏了
because you all had weird dreams, but mine was...
你们做的都是诡异的梦我的却有点
mine was upsetting.
我的梦很让人不安
Okay, so, I'm in a funeral home,
我梦见我在殡仪馆里
and I walk up to a casket.
然后我走到一副棺材前
And in the casket was Darryl...
棺材里是达里尔
... holding an oil painting of him and me.
他手里拿着一副我和他的油画像
Oh, God, it's-it's been haunting me all morning.
天哪那景象在我脑中挥之不去
I mean, you know, you know when you have a dream,
我是说你做过这么
and it just feels so real?
真实的梦吗
Damn those Devil Winds!
该死的恶魔风
I'm here. Stop talking about dumb stuff.
我来了别再讨论那些愚蠢的东西了
Hey, we were just discussing the Devil Winds.
嘿我们正在讨论关于魔鬼风的事
Did you happen to have a weird dream last night?
昨晚你也碰巧做了个奇怪的梦吗
What? Why would you ask that?
什么为什么问这个
Because we've all had weird dreams,
因为我们都做了奇怪的梦
and we think it's because of the Devil Winds.
我们认为是恶魔风作祟的原因
Okay, I think we just, you know,
我觉得我们
dial it back on the Devil Winds, Karen.
别再老提恶魔风了凯伦
You did have a dream.
你真的做了那种梦
I see it.
我看出来了
Your eyes have been touched by the... Winds of Diablo.
你的眼睛已经接触了迪亚布罗风
Really?
真的吗
You know what? I did have a dream.
你知道吗我确实做了个梦
I dreamt that I didn't work with morons.
我梦见我不用和傻子一起工作了
Well, you know what I wish I had a dream about?
那你知道我想梦见什么吗
That my boss was kind.
就是我的老板是好人
Run, Karen.
快跑凯伦
You know, I'm so sorry about her.
呃我为她向你道歉
She just, um... Yeah.
她只是呃嗯
Hey! Hey.
嘿嘿
Oh, um, go ahead.
哦你先吧
No, you go.
不你先来
I'll-I'll just... I'll wait and stir.
我就等着顺便搅拌下
You're gonna stir before you put in the creamer?
放奶油前你就搅咖啡吗
Yeah. I like to saturate the wood.
没错我喜欢把 "木材" 先弄湿一点
Here you go. Thanks.
给你谢谢
Damn it. Goose bumps.
该死的鸡皮疙瘩
Hey, Darryl? Hmm?
嘿达里尔嗯
I was thinking.
我在想
I know sometimes I get impatient
我知道有时候和你在一起
with you, and I'm
我会没耐心我对此
sorry about that.
非常抱歉
And I just... you know, I want you to know
我其实你知道我想让你知道
that I value our friendship.
我十分珍惜我们的友谊
And, you know, if you wanted
还有如果你想
to pose for an oil painting together sometime,
和我一起摆个造型画幅油画
that I would be fine with that.
我愿意陪同
Really? 'Cause I was thinking about charcoal or a gouache.
真的吗我其实想用炭笔画或者水粉画
What? But an oil painting...
什么但是油画
That means that we would spend more time together, so...
意味着我们要花更多的时间在一起所以
Wait a second.
等等
What's going on?
这是怎么了
Why are you being so nice?
你怎么这么好说话了
This isn't one of your secret tricks,
这不会和上次
like the other time where you told me
你告诉我浴室里有冰淇淋一样
that there was ice cream in the bathroom?
都是你在耍我吧
No.
不是
That's really funny, though.
虽然那次真的逗死了
Come on. Anyway,
别这么想无论如何
just, I wanted to let you know that I appreciate you,
我只是想让你知道我很感谢你
and, you know, the... blah.
然后你知道之类之类的
Wait a second, Paula. Uh...
等等宝拉呃
What would you think about maybe hanging out after work tonight?
你觉得今晚下班后一起出去逛逛如何
Maybe grab a bite, just to catch up?
去吃点好吃的叙叙旧
Uh...
嗯
Okay. No, no. No. That's fine. I get it.
好吧好吧不强求没事的我明白
That's totally cool. No, no, no.
我就是说说不不不
Hey, you know what? Fine.
我改主意了好
Let's do it. Let's-let's grab a bite.
我们出去玩吧吃点东西什么的