疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E08

Part 5 March 26, 2021, 2:47 p.m.

Rebecca N. Bunch."
瑞贝卡·N·宾治
Okay, read it back to me.
好吧念一遍给我听
Uh-huh.
嗯哼
Yeah, uh-huh.
没错
Okay, take out the "Always."
行了把 "一如往常" 去掉
Great note, Dave, do that, yeah.
写得不错戴夫就这样
Also take out the "N."
把 "N" 也去掉
Too formal, I agree.
的确太过正式
Okay. Thanks.
行了谢谢
Just to let you know, I would do that
只是想让你知道为了生病的朋友
for any sick friend.
我愿意做任何事
Not doing it just 'cause it's Josh.
不是因为乔希才这么做的
He did look really sick, though.
不过他看起来好像真的病重了
Do you think Anna's taking care of him?
你觉得安娜会照顾他吗
I mean, 'cause here's this guy, green to the gills,
我是说因为他看起来脸色不太好
getting his own tissues.
还在帮自己擦鼻涕
Why? 'Cause she's busy with eyebrows?
为啥因为她忙着帮客人修眉吗
Clearly, there's an "I" in eyebrows.
显然乔希难受得印堂都皱出囧形了
You know what I'm saying?
你知道我在说什么吗
Feel free to weigh in, Tommy-o!
随口一说汤米
Tommy boy!
汤米小子
Oh, my God, can you just stop talking?
天啊你能别说话了吗
I'm trying to look at boobs.
我正在看咪♥咪♥呢
Thomas No-Idea-What- Your-Middle-Name-Is Proctor.
汤姆斯·而我不知你中间的名·普罗克特
Is this an adult-themed publication?
这是本成人刊物吗
You gave me five months' allowance and no guidelines.
你给了我五个月的零花钱又没说不能买♥♥什么
Okay.
好吧
So, Tommy, you're not in trouble.
汤米你没惹上麻烦
But I think it's important that you know
但是我觉得必须让你知道
that pornography does not accurately reflect
淫秽作品并不能准确反映
adult sexual behavior.
成人的性行为
Do you, like, always make these big speeches?
你经常说这些长篇大论吗
Yes, I do.
对经常
Ah, man. So let's put it this way.
小子这么说吧
Pornography is to sex,
淫秽作品对性来说
as superhero movies are to seventh grade.
正如七年级的孩子看英雄电影
Do you get what I'm saying?
你明白我的意思吗
Yeah, you're saying that seventh grade
明白你是说七年级的孩子
is going to be awesome.
看超酷的电影如性♥爱♥一样
No.
不
Hey, delivery for you.
嗨你的快递
Chicken soup.
鸡汤
Oh, that is so nice of you.
你真好
Thank you, Alex.
谢谢你亚历克斯
It's not from me.
不是我送的
There's something on the bottom, it's all wet.
底下还有个东西不过都湿了
Is that a note? No, it can't be a note. Ooh.
是张纸条吗不是吧不可能是张纸条
Who put this crazy-long of a note in a soup delivery?
谁会在汤的快递里塞这么长的纸条
Must be a shopping list or something.
一定是购物单之类的吧
I guess you have a
我猜你一定有一位
anonymous soup fairy.
隐姓埋名的鸡汤仙女
No, I know who it is.
不我知道是谁
My girlfriend Anna.
我女朋友安娜
Oh, she's the best.
她真棒
This is exactly what I love about her.
这就是我爱她的原因
I mean, who else would take the time out of their dayto take care of me?
还有谁会抽时间照顾我
I got to get a selfie with this soup and tag her.
我得和汤自♥拍♥一张上传再加标她
Can you take it?
你能拿着这个吗
I mean, I can, but then it's a not selfie.
可以但这就不叫自♥拍♥了
It's a picture with myselfie.
这是一张拍我自己的照片
So, it's a selfie.
怎不是自♥拍♥呢
How do you not see that?
你怎么连这都不知道呢
Got me there, bro.
你赢了兄弟
Chicken soup!
鸡汤
So you're on Instagram?
你有用社交网站吗
But I thought you had to be at least 13?
但是我以为你至少得13岁才能用
Okay, well, I hope your account is private.
好吧我希望你是私人账号♥
Why? I've made a lot of friends.
为什么我可交了很多朋友
Men who like bird-watching,
喜欢观鸟的男人
men who fly drones,
喜欢玩无人机的男人
men who build basements.
自己盖地下室的男人
Okay, Tommy, let's, um...
行了汤米
let's have a talk.
我们谈谈
It's another little lecture.
我可得好好说说你
So, you need to understand how preteen boysare viewed by..
你需要知道其他人是怎么看待你这小正太
some men with, let's say, personal issues.
这么说吧有些正太控大叔
Now, it's not just men.
好吧不止大叔
Female phy sed teachers can also be a problem,
女体育老师也可能是正太控
but you...have to be vigilant.
所以你... 得保持警惕
Oh, my God!
我的天哪
What's wrong?
怎么了
Josh posted a selfie of himself with the soup.
乔希发了一张他和汤的自♥拍♥
That's not a selfie.
这不算自♥拍♥
Someone else took that photo.
别人帮他拍的
Okay, whatevs.
好吧随便了
No!
不
Sorry.
抱歉
He said, "thank you @annathebrowbarian"
他说 "谢谢@眉毛大♥师♥小安娜"
the best, sweetest girlfriend ever, for my soup!"
世界上最棒最贴心的女朋友给我做的汤
That... He thinks Anna gave him the soup.
他以为是安娜给他的汤
Well, I can't have that happen.
好吧我不允许发生这种事
I got to find him and tell him.
我要去告诉他真♥相♥
I mean, I mean,
我是说
I can't let Anna take credit
我不能让安娜抢了
for my nurturing instincts.
我喜欢照顾别人天性的功劳
Nope, I got to find him. Let's see.
不我要去找他等着瞧
Okay, okay, his Instagram says
行了他的Ins上说
right now, he's at Spider's.
他人就在蜘蛛酒吧
That's a nightclub downtown with confusing punctuation.
一家位于市中心并且店名乱用标点符号♥的酒吧
You know what?
你知道吗
I have an idea.
我有个主意
You go to the club,
你自己去酒吧
leave me with some more of those hundos,
留点钱给我就行了
and, uh, I'll stay home,
呃我会乖乖待在家
order myself some sushi,
给自己点些寿司吃
study my magazines and...
研究我的杂♥志♥
No, no, no, no, no, you don't. Okay, not falling for that.
不不不老娘不会上当的
Okay, hey.
好的
I made a promise to your mom
我答应你妈妈
that I would take care of you
我会照顾你
and I take that responsibility very seriously,
我也非常认真地对待这份责任
so I'm not leaving you home alone.
所以我不会留你一个人在家
Now, come on, let's go get you a fake I.D.
来吧去给你弄张假身份证
so we can go clubbing.
好让我们能进酒吧
When did Heather get famous?
希瑟什么时候成名的
Uh, what is this?
呃这是什么
I asked for a whiskey on the rocks.
我要的是威士忌加冰
All they have are branded cocktails.
他们这的鸡尾酒都不错
Enjoy your soju peachtini. Soju?
好好享受你的韩国烧酒吧烧酒么
What is that? Dude,
那是什么老兄
it's the most popular alcoholic beverage in Korea.
这是在韩国最受欢迎的酒精饮品
Get woke.
醒悟吧
Okay, that is not the proper usage of "woke."
好吧那样说 "醒悟" 不大合适吧
Whatever, white man.
差不多吧伙计
Hey, what's the big surprise?
嗨有什么惊喜大放送吗
Yeah, bro, you look nervous.
兄弟你看上去很紧张呀
Let's just say tonight could change everything for me.
我们就说今晚的一切会因我而改变
Could be a real career move.
为我的前途踏前一大步
What's he talking about?
他在说什么
I have no idea.
我也搞不懂