疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E07

Part 4 March 26, 2021, 2:47 p.m.

And lives with his mother.
还和他妈妈住一块
Yeah. He's the worst.
就是说啊他最没用了
I once saw him bite off a toenail.
我有一次看见他啃自己脚趾
Well, I mean, he is very flexible and strong.
不过他身体确实很灵活也很强壮
And muscular.
一身的肌肉
Yeah, and his skin color. Would you say that's,
对啊还有他的肤色怎么么说来着
like, caramel? It's just so yummy.
焦糖色般的肌肤垂涎欲滴
Mmm. Delicious.
是啊美味极了
Wow, you guys just did, like,
天哪你们这样根本是
a whole loop-Dee-loop there.
想吃回头草
Anyway, I don't know. This-this isn't adding up.
不管怎么说我觉得这不算多管闲事
I think it's on us to get to the bottom of this.
我们有责任追查到底
Yeah. I mean, just because we're over Josh doesn't mean
对啊就算我们已经和乔希分手了
we can let some trendy girl exploit him.
也不代表能让某个时髦的姑娘垦他这片荒地
It's not right.
这是不对的
You are exactly right. We need to investigate.
你说得没错我们必须调查下去
Yeah.
好
I'll drive. Let's Thelma and Louise this thing. Okay.
我来开车让我们来一场末路狂花吧
Great.
太好了
Thelma and Louise drove off a cliff, so...
末路狂花最后开下了悬崖所以
... be careful.
你们小心啊
Warming up?
在热身吗
Yeah.
是啊
I try to lube the cords well in advance of a show.
我想在正式表演前润滑一下声带
Ah, the West Brovinas.
你是西柯兄弟班的吧
You're the buzz of the shipping department.
你们乐队在成品库口耳相传啊
Heard so much about you guys.
早就听说你们了
You have? Yeah. From you.
是吗对啊就是从你嘴里
Every day.
每天都能听到
I-I do love barbershop.
我确实喜欢男声和声
Mmm. Everyone needs a hobby.
谁没个爱好嘛
Hank, our tenor, likes to say,
汉克我们的男高音就喜欢说
"It's cheaper than golf and safer than whores."
比高尔夫便宜比婊♥子♥安全
Wait, maybe it's "cheaper than whores
不对应该是比婊♥子♥便宜
and safer than golf." Now... Well,
比高尔夫安全说实话
personally, I can't wait.
就我个人而言我真是迫不及待
I love close harmony singing.
我喜欢密集和声演唱
I die over a perfectly hit seventh.
能听到完美的七人合唱死都愿啊
Wow. Uh, that's cool,
那很好啊
Tanya. Yeah. See you tonight.
塔尼亚今晚见
I'm so nervous. Okay, listen,
我好紧张啊好了听着
since you're a sneaky-stalky virgin,
看你从来没有鬼鬼祟祟跟踪过别人
just play it cool, okay?
放轻松好吗
She won't notice anything Okay, coolio.
放轻松只要你不大惊小怪
If you don't notice anything.
她不会发现什么异常的
Okay, cool. So we're just here to...
放轻松我们只是来
Observe and analyze, like in the style of Margaret Mead,
观察与分♥析♥的就像玛格丽特·米德
Right. Mm-hmm. Yep.
没错是的
Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey...
珍·古德戴安·弗西她们一样
Mm-hmm. What? Who?
什么像谁
Just figure things out. Okay, I'm not stupid.
自然而然就好了不是我蠢
You just reference obscure things all the time.
只是你总是引用一些晦涩难懂的东西
I know. Mm.
我知道
Oh, my God. Wait, O.M.G., her outfit is beyond.
天哪等等我的天她穿得也太浪了
And I saw that her eyebrows are staggering, of course.
就是说啊她的眉毛都惊到我了
No, I know you're jonesing, but I can't give you
不我明白你已经上瘾了但我不能再
any more of the stuff.
给你更多的货了
Because. No, I'm still here.
因为不我还在这儿
I'm waiting on a shipment.
我在等装运的船
What is that?
那是啥
Okay, I'm sorry, is she giving all these women
我的天她是在给这些来光顾的女人们
some sort of white powder? Cocaine?
白粉之类的吗可♥卡♥因♥
I mean, I was thinking the same thing.
我也是这么想的啊
Or meth or crushed-up oxy. Who knows?
或者是冰♥毒♥之类的谁知道啊
Here she comes,
她来了
here she comes, here she comes. Peas and carrots, Mmm...
她来了
peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots,
豆豆鹦鹉豆豆鹦鹉豆豆鹦鹉
What are you doing?
你在说什么呢
Peas and carrots. I'm saying "peas and carrots."
豆豆鹦鹉我再说豆豆鹦鹉
It's what you do when you're faking chitchat.
当你假装在聊天的时候就该说豆豆鹦鹉
I did it in my eighth grade church play,
我在八年级教堂礼拜的时候就是这么干的
Don't Be Different.
别小题大做
Peas and carrots, peas and carrots, peas and carrots, It's...
豆豆鹦鹉豆豆鹦鹉豆豆鹦鹉
peas and carrots, peas and carrots, p...
豆豆鹦鹉豆豆鹦鹉豆
You're saying it so loud. Just stop. Just...
你说得太大声了闭嘴
Because some girls abuse it
因为有些姑娘滥用
and then I have to completely cut them off.
所以我不得不断了她们的货
Oh, my God. You're right.
我的天哪你说得没错
She is a drug salesperson.
她是个毒贩子
I'll call you back. Oh, she sees us.
我回头打给你她看见我们了
She's a drug dealer.
她是个毒贩子
Josh's girlfriend is a stone-cold narco.
乔什的女朋友竟然是个冷血的毒贩子
I mean, I guess it makes sense.
不过这也说得通
You can't pay gentrified commercial rents
光靠拔拔额头上的毛怎么能付得起
by plucking forehead hair.
高档公♥寓♥的租金
We have to tell Josh.
我们得告诉乔什
There's no way he'll figure it out.
他那个猪脑子肯定发现不了
I mean, let's face it, not the smartest.
说真的就他那令人堪忧的智商
No, no, no. He's not so bright.
确实他脑子不灵光啊
He once told me his favorite animal was Antarctica.
他有一次和我说他最喜欢的动物是南极
He thinks eau de toilette is called that because,
他以为梳妆[厕所]水
Oh, it's from a toilet.
是因为源于厕所啊
It's so sad. Also, he talks to telemarketers.
真可悲而且他还和电♥话♥销♥售♥员唠嗑
He'll believe anything anyone tells him.
谁和他说什么他都信
He's too trusting, too sweet.
他太信任别人了还贴心
I mean, the guy just radiates sunshine.
他根本就是个小太阳啊
I love his mouth. Yeah.
我爱他的嘴是啊
We loop-Dee-looped again!
我们又想吃回头草了
We have to tell him. Yes.
我们必须告诉他对
We can't just sit here on our big fat lazy fat cans all day.
我们不能整天坐在这辆破车里无所事事
All right, let's go. Okay.
行了我们走吧好的
Um, hey, while we're driving,
我们在路上的时候还可以
let's talk about your continued body dysmorphia,
谈谈你身体畸形恐惧症
'cause I thought we'd nipped it in the bud.
因为我觉得我们应该防范于未然
So, body dysmorphia is often caused by personal trauma,
这种恐惧症通常由个人创伤所引起
such as childhood teasing or parental over-involvement.
比如小时候遭嘲笑啊父母过分关心啊
That's weird. Did you leave your purse on the ground?
怪了你把钱包落在地上了吗
No, I didn't bring a purse.
没有啊我根本没带钱包
I brought my mini calf-hair crossbody. We're on the go.
我带的是迷你小牛毛挎包我们出任务呢
Yeah, which is why
是啊所以我才带了
I brought my high school JanSport backpack.
我高中的杰斯伯双肩背包
Wait. So what did I run over?
那我轧过什么了
Oh, my God!
天哪
Oh, my God! Gravy?! Oh!
我的天小肉汁
What happened? Who ran my cat?!
发生什么了谁撞了我的猫
Oh, my little baby. It's gonna be okay.
我的小宝贝没事的
It's gonna be okay.
不会有事的
Did you see who hit my cat?
你们看见是谁撞了我的猫吗
Um, um, we saw... we saw it.
额那个我们我们看见了
It was a hit-and-run. Someone...
司机肇事逃逸
It was a thoughtless man. It was a man!
是一个做事不过脑子的男人是个男人
It's always a man!
肇事逃逸的都是男人
Yeah, it was a man with, um...
是个男人戴着额
Um, a hat. Yeah.
戴着个帽子对
And-and one eye and a parrot here.
一个眼睛戴着眼罩肩膀上还站着个鹦鹉
A pirate? A pirate hit my cat? That's insane.
海盗一个海盗撞了我的猫这不可能啊
Yeah, it was... it was insane.
是的这这太不可思议了
That's why she remembers it so vividly.
所以她才记得这么清楚
It was a guy with, like, yellow teeth and black eyeliner.
那是个满嘴黄牙画着黑眼线的男人
I bet it's one of those creeps
我打赌肯定是好莱坞