疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E12

Part 2 March 26, 2021, 2:48 p.m.

which is, uh, what I am doing now. Wait.
也就是我正在做的等等
You're planning the wedding yourself, like a DIY wedding?
你要自己办婚礼像那种DIY婚礼吗
Do I why wedding? Because I love Josh.
我为什么要结婚? 因为我爱乔希啊
No, DIY: Do it yourself.
不我是说DIY "自己动手"
DIY wedding.
自己动手办婚礼
That's... yes, yes.
没错没错
That is what our wedding will be.
我们的婚礼就打算这样
DIY wedding.
自己动手办婚礼
Oh, look at these.
看看这些
In fact, our wedding is going to be a lot like
事实上我的婚礼会很像这个
this one... Dustin and Sasha
来自加拿大哈利法克斯市的
from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
达斯汀和萨沙的婚礼
Our wedding is gonna be
我的婚礼将会
a lot like... uh, almost like...
非常像... 特别像....
You know what? Exactly like their wedding.
就这样将会是一模一样的婚礼
DIY makes it so much easier.
自己动手容易多了
It's the opposite.
其实困难多了
'Cause all I need to do is pick up
我需要做的只是
some twinkle lights,
去买♥♥些闪闪的灯饰
some burlap sacks,
买♥♥些麻布袋
some mason jars, more mason jars, lotta mason jars.
一些玻璃罐很多玻璃罐非常多玻璃罐
Wow, they have mason jars for everything.
哇他们什么都用玻璃罐
For the candles, and cocktails,
蜡烛又用鸡尾酒又用
and succulents and lightning bugs.
植物又用萤火虫又用
This is great, 'cause all I need to do
太棒了我要做的就是
is spend a day at a craft store... my wedding's done.
在工艺品商店挑一天我的婚礼就完成了
Well... I love DIY
好吧我喜欢自己动手
because it's-it's an easier, yet completely normal way to do a wedding, right?
因为既简单又正常对嘛
Uh-huh. Yeah.
对
Are you sure? 'Cause it looks like a lot of work.
你确定吗因为看起来还是挺费时费力的
Okay. So let's look at their Web site.
我们来看看他们的网页
Look at that.
看这个
They even have a to-do list.
他们还有准备清单
So open source.
毫不隐瞒
Thanks, Dust and Sash.
谢谢达斯和莎莎
Valencia.
瓦伦西亚
Rebecca.
瑞贝卡
What are you doing with all that craft stuff?
你拿这些工艺品做什么
Wedding stuff, huh?
婚礼用的东西
Yeah. I'm-I'm doing this whole DOA,
我在做那个DOA
DUI, DIY... thing.
DUI DIY 自己动手办
Uh, what are you doing here?
你在这干嘛
Oh, I make my own candles
我现在自己手作蜡烛
so rooms smell like me even when I'm not in them.
这样我的房♥间任何时候都充满我的香气了
It's basically the only reason I teach yoga any more,
也是我又回去教瑜伽的原因
so I get to use my candles.
让我不在家可以用蜡烛
I know you've probably gotten all my texts, but...
你应该收到我的短讯不过...
I really miss you. Don't. II can't, please.
我很想你别这样我受不了
Dear God,
亲爱的主耶稣基♥督♥
I know you're busy with everything from Afghanistan
我知道你有各式各样的事要忙
to the Zika virus, but if you have time...
从战争到疾病但有时间的话
we could really use your help with our fast breaks.
求你保佑我们的快攻战略能突破重围
Oh! And, uh, while I have you,
既然在祈祷了
if you could have Macy's restock the new Jordan 5's, size ten,
要是你能让百货公♥司♥能把新乔丹的限♥量♥版十号♥码重新进货
that would be awesome.
这样就最好了
Amen. Okay, break.
阿门好了散开
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
开打开打
Hustle, hustle. There we go.
快点快点
Man. Those kids love you after just a couple weeks.
只用了几个星期这些孩子们就这么喜欢你
You're a natural, Chan.
乔希你真有天分
And I mean that with the kids,
当然是指和小孩相处
not with basketball, obviously.
不是说打篮球
What? Okay, that's absurd.
什么那太荒谬了
Clearly, you didn't see me
你肯定没看到我早前在
dunking on Jimmy earlier
吉米头上扣篮的样子
He's 11 and we lowered the hoop
他才11岁而且我们还降低了篮框高度
Still
一样
It felt so damn good
那感觉真♥他♥妈♥的好
I was like, "I'm five eight"
我当时喊着 "我一米七"
Dude. Thanks for coming in today, man
兄弟非常感谢你今天能来
Figured you'd be busy with, like, wedding planning, or
还以为你会忙着策划婚礼之类
Oh. Nah, no, no. It's okay. I mean
不不没事没事
Rebecca's handling most of it
大部分都由瑞贝卡处理
See, one of the reasons we decided to shorten
我们之所以急着结婚其中之一的原因就是
the engagement is that she's so good at wedding stuff and loves it
她又爱又擅长策划婚
Yeah. Josh
好吧乔希
just make sure this wedding is happening with you
但记得是你去结婚
and not to you
不是去参加婚礼
Right?
好么
Like that time you walked
就像那次因为瓦伦西亚
around with curtain bangs
以为她可能想成为发型师
for six months because Valencia thought she might want to be a hairstylist
你就半年顶着个中分刘海四处见人
Dude. Um, I'm involved with this wedding
兄弟我有投入这场婚礼啊
Very involved, okay?
非常投入好么
Like, I got a ring, I proposed
我买♥♥了戒指我求了婚
I asked you to officiate
我还请你来当证婚人
and obviously
而且很明显
I came up with the hashtag, bunchofchans
是我想出 #陈氏帮的
I mean, that's a good-ass hashtag
那个标签棒极了
so you got me
你说服我了
You are on it
你确实有投入其中
I never even wash my hands
我甚至从来不洗手
Oh, come on. That's not even a sexy one
噢得了吧那画面根本不性感
Wow. That looks disgusting
哇噢看起来真恶心
So I'm gonna assume that it's healthy
所以应该是健康饮料
It's my restart button. It cleanses everything out
它就是我的重启按钮能净化身体
I couldn't find any place
整个这个讨厌的小镇都
in this stupid town
没能找到个地方正确地
to make it correctly, so I made it myself
做出这种饮料所以我自己动手做了
It's got spinach
里面有菠菜
Kale
甘蓝
Cauliflower, Thai mung beans
花椰菜泰国绿豆
Why do you have to cleanse?
你干嘛非得净化
I mean, you know, what'd you do
你就算增重半磅
Gain, like, half a pound?
又会怎么样呢
No. Stop looking at my wrists
不别再盯着我的手腕看
I just don't feel normal
我一增重
when I'm packing some extra ounces
就觉得不正常
Anyway, where is Rebecca?
这些都不重要瑞贝卡在哪里
It's almost 11:00 a.m.
现在都快11点了
and still no sign of her yet again
又还是没见她人影
Uh, well, no. You remember? She she called in sick
你记得么她打电♥话♥来请病假了
She called in, like, really, totally sick
她真的病入膏肓的样子
Hmm. I don't believe in sick
我才不信什么生病
Okay. If it's not cancer, you come to work
只要你没得癌症你就得来上班
In fact, most cancers are a half day
事实上就算得了癌症也只能请半天
Wow. Okay. So that drink really cheers you up
哇噢好吧所以那杯饮料确实让你振作了起来
Rebecca epitomizes the kind of laissez-faire attitude
瑞贝卡就是我还没能杜绝的你们这种
that I haven't been unable to stamp out around here
在这儿自♥由♥散漫态度的典型
For example, what is that?
比如说这个是什么
Hmm? What is this?
这个是什么
This has got dead skin all over it
这东西上面都是死皮
Oh, that's mine
噢这个是我的
I have psoriasis
我有牛皮癣
Come on, people
行了大家
We need to tighten the ship
我们需要团结一致
If my father was to walk in this second
如果我父亲现在走进来
he would put everyone over his knee
他会惩罚在座每一位
and not do anything. To scare you
然后啥都不干吓唬你们
We need to focus, okay?
我们得专注好么