疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E05

Part 5 March 26, 2021, 2:46 p.m.

We haven't bonded yet.
我们都还没真正相处啊
Look at where we are.
看看我们身处何处
It's so beautiful. Look at the,
这么美丽看看那
the colorful toadstools and the eggs.
色彩斑斓的毒蘑菇还有那些蛋蛋
It's what... it's what I imagine Easter to be like
我妈要是允许我信上帝的话
if I had been allowed to believe in Jesus!
这就是我心目中的复活节啊
I saw a woman with a bikini top made of the Bill of Rights!
我还看见一个女人穿的比基尼上写着权利和自♥由♥法案
This is amazing, so let's bond, okay?
简直不可思议啊让我们搭上友谊的小船吧
Hey, let's start small.
我们一步一步来
Look at that. I'm thirsty. Are you thirsty?
快看那儿我好渴啊你渴吗
I am a little parched.
我都快烤干了
All right, come on.
那好我们走
Hello, hello, my ladies,
欢迎欢迎女士们
welcome to high tea!
欢迎来到嗨茶
Ah! She's British. Um...
噢她是英国人
Verily, I would like to sample
说实话我想尝尝
some of your earthy water.
你们这儿的朴实的茶水
Let's just drink it. Let's drink it, yeah.
没什么我们直接喝吧直接喝
To the queen.
敬女王
Okay, I am a little thirsty.
好吧我是挺渴的
Two cups!
两杯啊
You guys must have a really high tolerance.
你们俩还真能喝啊
Um, what?
什么意思
A Triceratops tolerance?
三角龙之宽容
The hallucinogen Triceratops?
三角迷幻剂
AKA 3Tops?
又称3T迷幻剂
Meketyltrichlorocaine?
专属三角海♥洛♥因♥
Mixy, Toxy, Cloxy? Wait.
混合醉酒嗑嗨等一下
Did we just drink drugs?
我们刚嗑药了吗
Yeah.
是的
Oh, no.
天哪
A dream ballet. A dream ballet.
梦幻芭蕾梦幻芭蕾
Ooh, I'm a ballerina.
我成一个芭蕾舞者了
What a beautiful drug trip.
这药嗑得太值了
Triceratops.
三角迷幻剂
I'm a pretty ballet dancer.
我是一个芭蕾舞者了
What a great drug trip.
这药嗑得太值了
Roar! I'm a triceratops!
哇我是三角龙喔
Oh, my God, I am so sad.
天哪我真的好难过
I'm so sad about Josh.
我为乔希难过
I want to kill him.
我想杀了乔希
Oh, my God, I forgot how fun it is
天哪我都忘记了这有多好玩
to sit here and watch strangers trip balls.
就远远地坐在那儿看着陌生人嗑嗨
Yeah, it's so fun.
是啊真是开心
You seriously mad about Carl?
你真的为卡尔的事生气了啊
You a little bit jealous, bud?
你吃醋了吗
I wasn't even that into him.
我压根就不喜欢他
It's just that he was more...
只不过他比我想象的
distinguished than I expected.
要再出色些
You mean old?
你是说老吧
I think he's younger than you, dude.
他应该比你年轻吧
No, he's not. I think so.
才没有我觉得是
No, he's not! I think he might be.
他才没有比我年轻我觉得他年轻些
No, he's got those little wrinkle frowns.
才没有你看他皱眉时的皱纹
I didn't have that. See?
我可没有看见没
Come on, I like guys who are smart and confident.
别这样我喜欢聪明仔细自信的人
Like you.
像你一样
Mmhmm. Okay?
是吗对啊
For what it's worth, he's a really cool guy.
不管怎么说他确实挺好的
I think you guys would hit it off.
我觉得你们应该能合得来
Yeah, well, people don't usually like to bond
有谁喜欢和自己男朋友的前任
with the boyfriend's ex... it's weird.
打交道啊这很奇怪好吗
That was a horrible trip.
刚才的梦太可怕了
Mine was horrible.
我的才可怕好吗
And... beautiful and... and sad.
但又很唯美又很悲伤
I feel like I want to punch something.
我好想打人啊
Like, I-I feel, like, 'roided out.
就好像打了类固醇一样
Like my mom made me drink all these energy drinks
好像在我参加高等院校考试之前我妈♥逼♥我
right before I took the ACT.
喝完了所有的功能饮料
Like, I could just rip down the whole tent right now.
感觉我现在能徒手撕了这个帐篷
Yeah, I'm just realizing how much Josh
我现在才意识到乔希
has taken advantage of me time after time after time.
一次又一次地占我的便宜一次又一次
And I, I just lay down and let him.
而我却躺下任他为所欲为
Oh, you're crying.
你怎么哭了啊
Josh hurt me so much.
乔希伤透了我的心
I broke up with him.
虽说是我甩了他
But the truth is...
可事实是
he left me, emotionally, long before.
他很早之前就已经精神出轨了
I killed the relationship because I had to.
我之所以跟他分手是因为我不得不这么做
It was already dead.
我们的爱情本就枯萎了
And now...
而现在
I am so scared to be alone.
我真的好怕孤身一人
Hey, it's okay.
没事的
I ripped his heart out.
我刚才不是把他的心掏出来了吗
I never, never want to see him again.
我再也再也不像看见他了
Uh, hey, bro, I'm here from Aloha
嘿哥们我是阿罗哈的
to fix the AV system.
来帮你们修音响
Oh, everyone's gonna be so freakin' happy you're here.
你来了大家一定都开心得不得了
We need music.
我们需要音乐
I'm Josh.
我是乔希
Hey. Sherpa Allen.
我是夏巴·艾伦
Cool, Sherpa Allen.
你好夏巴·艾伦
Mr. Sherpa or Mr. Allen?
叫你夏巴先生还是艾伦先生
Uh, Sherpa. You can call me Sherp.
夏巴叫我小夏也行
Oh, nice to get some fresh air.
呼吸些新鲜空气真舒服
Oh, yeah. Hey, Ben.
你好啊本
What's up, Jerry? How's it going, man?
最近怎么样杰里过得还好吗
Oh, hi, Jerry. You know him?
嗨杰里你认识他吗
No, but you seem to.
不认识不过你好像挺熟啊
You know both Ben and Jerry.
本和杰里你都认识
You love all the classic flavors, don't you?
长得标致的你都爱不释手对吧
What's up, Len?
你还好吗伦恩
Hey, Paul. Hey, Frank.
嘿保罗嘿弗兰克
Oh, my God. What?
我勒个操怎么了
Tell me I didn't just say hi to five of your exes.
别告诉我我刚打招呼的五个都是你前任
No. Gross.
当然没有恶心
Four. I would never date Paul.
四个而已我怎么会和保罗约会
Oh, my God! What's your problem, dude?
天哪你是不是有病啊
You have an older-man fetish.
你有恋老癖啊
All your boyfriends
你所有的男朋友
could have been in Cocoon!
老得都快成木乃伊了
You know, you don't like a man
不是老得掉渣的
until his Sandra Bullocks start dropping.
你还不喜欢对吗
I don't have a fetish. I maybe have a little bit of a type.
我没有恋老癖只是比较喜欢这一款罢了
But so what?
那又怎么样
I thought you liked me for me.
我以为你是喜欢我这个人
I... But you don't!
我可惜你不是
Good day, sir. Hi there.
你好啊先生你好
Oh!
我说什么来着
Oh, come on, it's just a friendly stranger.
不是吧就是个友善的陌生人啊
Darryl.
达里尔
I mean, I just can't believe
我真不敢相信
that Josh is here right now.
乔希现在就在这儿
That is Josh, right? It's not a hallucination?
那是真的乔希吗不是我的幻觉吧
Oh, no, that's him.
是他
I can smell his sandalwood body spray
我能闻到他身上的檀木香味
that I gave him.
还是我给他的呢
So what are we gonna do?
那接下来该怎么办
Nothing. Hide till he leaves.
什么也不做我们躲起来直到他离开
No. No.
不不