疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E05

Part 7 March 26, 2021, 2:46 p.m.

Okay. I was kidding.
好的开玩笑而已
I was, too.
我也是
Okay, well, they're doing yoga up on the meadow,
他们在那边草地上做瑜伽
and I'm gonna go see whose postures need adjustment.
我去看看谁的姿势需要纠正
I saw some tragic Warrior 2's.
我看到些简直不堪入目
She's back.
她又自信满满喇
Oh, hey!
嗨
Hi, there you are.
你在这
Rebecca, what are you doing here?
瑞贝卡你在这干嘛
I heard about this place from you.
我听你说过这个地方嘛
Isn't this just the best?
这里真的太棒了
I feel like my life has changed, you know, I've just...
感觉我整个人都彻底改变了
Really feel like I'm a whole new pers...
简直重生一样
Hey, you look sad. Are you okay?
你看起来心情不好你还好吧
I don't belong here. This is for young people
我不属于这地方这是年轻人的地盘
and all of Josh's really old boyfriends.
全都是乔希的前任老男友
What? Hey, hey, D, talk to me.
什么达里尔跟我说说
Oh, yeah.
好吧
It turns out Josh is really into old guys.
原来乔希是都喜欢大叔
Yeah, it's practically a fetish.
根本是恋老癖
Okay, well, let's not knock someone for a fetish.
不要随便说人家是个恋老癖
I mean, you know, some people like being...
有些人就是
choked by red licorice.
有不同喜好嘛
Not saying who, but I think you know it's me.
不说是谁了但你应该都知是我吧
Yeah, but I don't have a fetish.
但我没什么癖
I don't have a type.
也没什么喜欢的类型
I-I don't even prefer a gender.
我连较喜欢的性别都没我就是个双性恋
I mean, I just feel so dumb.
这种感觉好蠢
I thought I was special.
我还以为双性恋是很特别的
Darryl, of course you're special.
达里尔你当然很特别
I mean, he's in the office every day just to see you.
他每天跑来办公室就是为了见你一面
I mean, sometimes all it takes
有时候啊
for two people to connect is for one person to reach out
两人要好好相处是需要其中一方不断去尝试
and try really hard.
努力的不断去试
Like, like, harder than they should.
失败乃成功之母
Like, to the point of kidnapping.Or something.
就算是绑♥架♥她或是什么也得尽力试啊
Anyway, just go talk to him, okay?
无论怎样去和他聊聊吧好吗
All right.
好吧
I did good.
我这番说太棒了
Hey, I want to talk.
嘿我想谈谈
'Kay, let's talk.
好啊就这么谈吧
Could you stop angry crunching for a second?
可以先别生着气来做运动吗
I set an intention.
我设下了目标多少就多少
Please?
停下好吗
Come on.
过来吧
Okay, look,
听着
when I saw all those...Pat Sajaks that you'd been with, I just...
当我看到你那些... 跟七八十年代节目主持人一样老的男友
felt so ordinary and old.
我觉得自己又老又平凡
But, you know, these are my own insecurities.
不过... 就算这样让我没安全感
I don't expect you to understand.
你也不会懂那种感受
Why not?
有何不懂
You think you're the only one with insecurities?
你以为只有你一个人没安全感吗
Come on, when I see your abs, I definitely do.
看你满身腹肌随时都可以找个比我更好的
No, I have tons of insecurities.
不不我可是超没安全感好吗
Like, for instance, lately,
就好像最近啊
I've been starting to think that...
我开始觉得...
I don't know, I'm just some boy toy to you.
我只是你的玩物而已
Like you're having a midlife crisis
像你刚好中年危机
and I'm just your fetish. Oh, come on, that's not true.
而我刚好是你迷上的玩物才不是
I feel like you don't take me seriously.
我觉得你不重视我
I... come on, why haven't I met Madison yet?
那你说为什么我到现在还没见过麦迪逊
I am so sorry, I just didn't want to freak you out.
对不起我只是不想把你吓走
I mean, a kid's a big deal.
涉及到家庭就是很认真很严肃的事了
I didn't want you to feel pressured into something serious.
我不想让你感到有压力
I want something serious, D.
达里尔我想和你认真严肃的谈恋爱啊
I want that with you.
我想和你认认真真谈恋爱啊
Not someone who is your type.
不是随便一个老伯
You.
而是你啊
Oh, I love you, Josh.
我爱你白乔乔
I love you, too.
我也爱你
I'm really glad I came out here, Sherpa Allen.
我真的很开心能来到这里夏巴·艾伦
You did a great job.
你做得很棒
Thanks, but that's not why I'm glad.
多谢但是这不是我开心的原因
Like, I really needed a reminder
我的确需要一些事情
of why I'm so happy being single.
来提醒我为什么单身令我如此快乐
Women are tough.
女人真难搞
I mean, love 'em, but they are complicated
我爱是爱啊但是她们太复杂了
and, uh, just hard to understand.
呃真伤脑筋
Oh, I understand.
我理解
I've been celibate since 1987.
我从1987年到现在都是一只单身狗
Yup.
没错
I orgasm internally as a part of my practice.
一自♥慰♥分分钟高♥潮♥ 简直家常便饭
Well, I don't know how to do that,
好吧我可不会
but I am gonna take a break from the ladies.
但是我准备单身一段时间
A good long break.
好好休息一下
Thanks again, son.
再谢你一次孩子
Also, your equipment smells delicious.
而且你的设备闻起来还不错
Be well.
保重
Hey.
嗨
Hey.
嗨
You fixed the sound, right?
是你修好音响的吗
Without music this event is just dirt, so thank you.
要是没有音乐这派对也太烂了吧所以谢谢你
I work out.
老子有健身喔
What?
什么
Yeah.
没错
Oh! Hi.
嗨
Madison, I want you to meet my friend Josh.
我想给你介绍一下我的朋友白乔乔
Josh,
白乔乔
this is Madison.
这位是麦迪逊
It's so nice to meet you, Madison.
很高兴见到你麦迪逊
Nice to meet you, too.
我也很高兴见到你
I heard that you like Snails.
我听说你喜欢蜗牛
I'm more into Pegasuses now.
我现在喜欢飞马喔
Oh, okay, yeah, let's take this back and get you a Pegasus, then.
好喔那我把这个退掉给你换个飞马
Oh, n-no, let's get a Pegasus in addition to this one.
不不那么给我蜗牛再买♥♥飞马就好
Uh, Madison! Okay.
呃麦迪逊行
Done.
就这么定了
I like your boyfriend, Daddy.
爸爸你男友挺不错喔
He ain't cheap.
他不会很小家喔
You guys want a boba?
要喝珍珠奶茶吗
Yeah. Okay.
好啊行
So, you and V are good now?
那么你和小瓦和好了吗
Yeah, we, like, totally bonded.
对我们超粘对方的
Hi! Hey!
嘿嗨
Hey, bitch, I heard you peed on some stuff.
嗨小婊♥子♥ 我听说你尿在器材上喔
Yeah, I did.
对啊是我♥干♥的
I always knew I kind of liked you.
我一直知道我和你有点像
You're basic but in an enjoyable way.
你很普通却又很有趣
Thanks, bitch. Yeah.
谢谢小贱♥货♥ 对啊
Aw, guys, we're all bitches.
大伙我们都是小贱♥货♥
Bitch, bitch, bitch,
贱♥货♥贱♥货♥ 小贱♥货♥
Also, we're liberating that word from its misogynistic confines.
贱♥货♥一般用来说厌恶的女人而我们把这词解放了
Just like we liberated ourselves from Josh Chan.
就像我们从乔希·陈中解放一样
No, uhuh. This is so easy.
不这钱太易赚了
Oh, my God. Five dollars. Yeah.
我的天哪五刀太棒了
Why did I agree to this with both of you?
为什么我要答应和你们两个下注
Thank you. All right, it's a work in progress.
多谢行了还在努力弃坑中
Anyway, as I was saying, bitch, bitch, bitch.
总之正如我所说贱♥货♥贱♥货♥
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch. -
贱♥货♥贱♥货♥ 小贱♥货♥
Oh, yeah, Roxane Gay wrote an Op-Ed on that word.
啊对罗克珊·盖伊为这个词写了一个专栏