疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E10

Part 4 March 26, 2021, 2:48 p.m.

Mom!
妈
Got to moisturize the rest of me.
要让我其余部分湿润起来
What are you working on, Tim?
蒂姆你在忙什么
Uh, nothing.
呃没什么
I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
Wait, weren't you fired, Jordan?
等等你不是被解雇了乔丹
It's... it is George.
呃是乔治
And, uh, Nathaniel hired me back
而且纳撒尼尔又雇我回来了
'cause I guess you're shorthanded
因为我猜你们缺人手了
and the firm has so much work to do.
而且整个公♥司♥有一大堆事要做
Oh, right, yes, that's right.
对对
I do remember that now because that was my idea.
我确实想起来了因为那就是我的主意
Hey, look at this busy bee.
嘿看看这勤劳的小蜜蜂
How's it going, M-Dog?
一切顺利吗小玛玛
Oh, pretty good, D-Money.
非常好达达
Hey, I have to cancel Shirley Temples and karaoke tonight.
我得取消秀兰邓波儿和卡拉OK之夜
I'm so slammed.
我好伤心的
What?
什么
Well, I can help...
嗯我能帮...
Sorry, I was specifically told
抱歉我被特别叮嘱
not to let you touch any of the work.
不能让你碰任何工作有关的东西
What do you mean?
你是什么意思
Wait, what's going on?
等等怎么了
No... told that by whom? Heads up, folks.
不谁说的抬下头同志们
I was just into the briefs for the Peterson case.
我刚刚看了彼得森案的辩词
It's Petterson.
应该是贝德森
It's not. It isn't.
不不是的
And so sad to say that they're gonna need a major overhaul.
很遗憾的说需要来一次大修改
Reason? They're garbage.
为什么呢因为这是一堆垃圾
I cannot show these to my father, all right?
我不能把这个给我父亲好吗
If he's gonna give us this client,
如果他要给我们这个客户
we need to step up our game.
我们需要更上一层楼
Our work needs to be
我们的成果需要是
Ivy League, and right now, it's Arizona State.
常春藤等级的而现在还是亚利桑那州大学
Go, Sun Devils!
冲吧太阳魔鬼队
So, we'll all be working on Saturday.
所以我们要在星期六集体加班
Oh, now you moan.
噢现在你们出声了
I can't work on Saturday; I got the kids alone all day.
我周六不能加班我孩子一整天单独在家
I'm supposed to do an escape room with my college roommate.
我本应该和我的大学室友玩密室逃脱
Some of you may know her, Zosia Mamet?
你们有些人可能知道她若莎·马麦特
My adult ceramics class is finally gonna glaze.
我的高等陶瓷课程终于开始上釉了
Look, I hear you, Jer.
我明白你感受耶利米
It's George. I literally have the easiest name in the world.
是乔治这差不多是世界上最简单的名字
Guys, don't worry. I can handle this.
同志们不要担心我来处理
I still matter here.
这里还是我的律师行
My name's still on the wall.
我的名字还在墙上
I am not an emasculated sock puppet!
我才不是一个软弱的牵线木偶
What? No one called you that.
什么没人这么说你
Where did you even come up with that?
你怎么想到这茬了
No one said that under their breath?
没有人小声这么说吗
I'm pretty sure I heard that,
我很确信我听到了
'cause I would not just think that.
因为我不会凭空这样想
We are not working Saturday.
我们不会在星期六加班
Watch-watch this, guys.
看着同志们
Watch...this.
看着
No.
不行
He said he'll think about it while we're working on Saturday.
他说我们星期六加班的时候他会考虑的
Don't cry, don't cry, you emasculated sock puppet.
别哭别哭你这个软弱的牵线木偶
God, who said that to me?
天哪谁这么说的我
Wait.
等等
Where's all the candy?
糖果去哪了
Um, Jim?
嗯吉姆
Do you knew where the good snacks are?
你知道哪些最好的零食都去哪了吗
Why do we have "pepitas"?
为什么我们有南瓜子
yQue es "pepitas"?
南瓜子是什么鬼
Nathaniel made us throw out the candy.
纳撒尼尔让我们把糖果扔出去
He what?
他干嘛了
Yeah, he said it was disgusting
是的他说那太恶心了
and impacts productivity and it's a tumor waiting to happen.
影响工作效率吃多了还有个肿瘤等着你
I'm sorry we have to sleep on the sofa.
我很抱歉我们得睡沙发
My mom uses my room to hoard
我妈用我的房♥间存放
old issues of Marie Claire magazine.
老版的美国丽人杂♥志♥
Oh, she's nuts.
她真是疯的
Are you okay? Is this okay?
你还好吗这不要紧吧
I'm fine.
我还好
Are you?
你呢
I mean, she seems to rattle you.
我是说她有点让你心神不宁
Yeah, you know, normally she would,
一般她都让我心烦意乱
but you're here, so it's helping.
但你在我身旁有助缓和我情绪
Don't touch the air conditioning!
不要乱按空调
I sweat like a pig!
我出汗出得像头猪一样
It's like the frozen tundra in here!
我这像是在高原冻土层
I'm sor... I'm sorry.
我... 我很抱歉
Um, it's just, uh,
嗯只是
this place has a slight negative energy for me.
这地方很微妙地在施加负能量给我
Yeah, yeah, bad stuff has happened.
是啊是啊坏事老发生
Like, you see that end table?
比如你看到那个茶几吗
I used to hide under it when I was little
当我还是个小女孩我经常躲在底下
and compulsively scratch grooves into the inside leg.
再强行将凹槽划入内腿
Yeah. I was a strong, feral little girl.
是啊我是个又壮又野的丫头
That sounds terrible.
那听起来糟透了
Yep.
是的
Yep, wasn't great. Was not great.
是的不好一点也不好
But now we can make good memories.
但我们能创造好的记忆
You know, we can pave over the pain and the suffering.
你懂我们掩盖伤痛和苦难
I want to do that for you. I want to help you with that.
我愿意为你这样做我想帮到你
Oh, you're the sweetest.
你最好了
Uh, your mom is right upstairs, Becks.
你妈就在楼上啊贝卡
Oh, no, no, no, she sleeps like a rock.
不不不她睡得和死猪一样
Yeah, glass of wine, sleeping pill,
是的一杯红酒一片安♥眠♥药♥
Billy Crystal's autobiography splayed across her chest.
比利·克里斯托的自传在胸前翻开着
Boom, down for the count.
睡成猪一样
Now, come on.
现在来吧
I am ready to turn my childhood trauma into a kink.
我准备好把我的童年阴影变成梦游奇境了
I don't know.
我不知道
I was afraid that you might run out,
我怕你们吃完了
so I looked and I found some extra whitefish in the freezer,
所以我在冷藏室又找了些白鲑鱼肉
but I don't know how to thaw this thing.
但我不知道怎么解冻这玩意
Oh, please, don't stop on my account.
哦拜托不要因为我停下
Go ahead, get back in there.
回去吧回去
Get back in there.
回去继续
I've seen worse from this one.
我能从这个看到更糟的样子了
I will never forget that crime scene I walked in on
我不会忘记我进来时候看到
between you and Isaac Berger of the Model UN.
你和模联的伊萨克博格的犯罪现场了
They were having...
他们有
♪ Period sex, period sex ♪
♪ 生理期嘿♥咻♥ 生理期嘿♥咻♥ ♪
♪ Put down a towel... ♪
♪ 垫条毛巾 ♪
Mom! Oh, my God!
妈天哪
Just stop ruining this like you ruin everything!
别搅和我的所有事好吗
Hey, don't yell at me in front of the Oriental.
别在这东方小子面前这样对我大吼大叫
They're a very peaceful people.
他们是很和平的人们
Oh, my God, you are so offensive.
天哪你也太种族歧视了吧
Okay, y-you know what, Mrs. Bunch?
好吧你知道吗宾治女士
L-Let me help thaw the fish.
让我帮你解冻鱼吧
I'm really good at it.
我真的很擅长这个
My mom buys fish sticks in bulk.
我妈经常批发一堆鱼条
Why don't you and I go into the kitchen?
为什么你不和我去厨房♥呢
Finally someone who's actually
终于有人能实际上
offering to help out around here.
提供一点帮助了
Finally someone is not completely selfish.
终于有人不会完全自私了