疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E04

Part 2 March 26, 2021, 2:45 p.m.

Who am I supposed to be now?
我现在到底算什么
Honey, be yourself.
亲做你自己
What?!
什么
Who? No!
啥玩意儿不
Ew.
好恶心哦
Ugh. Who wants to be that?
我去谁愿意做我啊
Paula, you just don't understand.
宝拉你不会明白的
You don't know what it's like to be at a crossroads,
你根本不明白站在十字路口
and not know what to do next.
却无法做出抉择的感觉
You're right, honey.
你说的对亲爱的
I don't.
我不明白
... with it now
有了它
across the center-line as the defense settles in...
就可以跨过中线采取防御措施
Turn the TV down! I can't think!
把电视关了我都没法思考了
Mom, I'm starving.
妈我好饿
We just had dinner.
我们才吃过晚餐
Babe, do we have stamps?
宝贝我们家还有邮票吗
I don't know, did you buy them?
我怎么知道你买♥♥了吗
Ma, don't wake me up in the morning.
妈明早上不用叫我了
I can sleep in. I got suspended.
我被停课了能睡懒觉了
Not my fault.
这可不是我的错
I was playing with my lighter
我本来安安静静玩我的打火机呢
and some kid got his book in my fire.
一个小臭孩儿就把他的书伸到我的火里来了
Brendan, I am so disappointed in you.
布莱顿我对你简直太失望了
Put that on some bread.
这奶酪是要跟面包一起吃的
He gets suspended and you yell at him for eating naked cheese?
他都被停课了你是不是抓错重点了
You're in that mood, huh?
你现在有点燥蛤
You-you want a chardonnay?
想来杯霞多丽吗
You know I can't. Oh, it won't hurt.
你知道我不允许喝酒的哎呀没关系的
You're only a little bit pregnant.
你才怀孕多久呀
Oh, right, 'cause we only had a little bit of intercourse.
呵呵对呀因为你那根进去了一点点
You, uh, sure you want another baby?
唉你确定你还想要这个孩子吗
There are options, you know.
我们可以选择的你知道
We just won't mention it to Father Brah
只要我们别让布拉神父知道就可以了
and he won't tell God.
以免他告诉上帝了
Scott, I am a married mother of two.
斯科特我可是两个孩子的妈妈了
Okay, those options are for teenagers the month after winter formal.
你说的提议是给参与冬季舞会乱搞的青少年
You know who I think you should talk to? Rebecca.
我知道我觉得你该找谁说说吗瑞贝卡
She's young.
她比较年轻
I bet she's had tons of options.
她肯定有很多建议的
Rebecca is the last person I want to tell.
就算世界上人都死光了我也不想告诉瑞贝卡
Well, when I let her know that I'm not going to law school
拜托我可不想让她知道我决定不去上法学院
because I'm having this baby, I mean, she's...
就是因为我突然又怀孕了你想啊她是不会
She's not gonna understand.
她是不会理解我的
She is your best friend.
她可是你最好的朋友啊
Well, I don't want to burden her.
再说了我而不想再给她添烦恼了
I mean, she's recovering from not one, but two breakups.
她刚刚分手了两次鬼知道她经历了什么
So...
所以
Okay.
好了
I'm gonna move on.
我得向前看了
Yeah. I'm gonna move on, just like Paula said.
是的我要向前走了宝拉说得对
I'm gonna figure out who I am
我会认真想想我到底是谁
and scrub these men out of my life.
还要把那两个臭男人从我的生活中抹掉
Are you sure you want do that?
你确定你想这么干吗
Greg?
格雷
Greg, I knew you wouldn't leave me.
格雷我就知道你不会真的离开我的
I knew you'd come back!
我知道你还会回来的
Of course I did.
我当然会回来啦
I could never leave you.
我永远都不会离开你的
And I'm here, too.
我也回来了呢
What?
我晕了
We will never leave you, Rebecca.
瑞贝卡我们永远都不会离开你的
Never.
永远不会
Great.
好极了
Ghosts.
阴魂不散
No, no, I know what you guys are.
好了好了我知道你们是啥
You're dream ghosts.
你们是第一季的小梦灵嘛
What? No.
什么才不是呢
Dream ghosts are lame. So lame.
小梦灵弱爆了弱爆了好吗
We're memory spirits.
我们是回忆の魂
Coined it! Oh, nice, dude.
说得好嘴挺顺溜啊大兄弟
I pitched ex-ray visions,
我本想說叫前任-光の幻視
but we're not named Ray, so...
可是我们名字里没有光字
Memory spirits are old boyfriends
我们回忆の魂是专门对前女友死缠
who haunt their exes.
的怨念前男友哦
We are polter-guys.
我们是神出鬼前男友组合
What?
你说啥
Coined that, too.
说的好
Dude, that's awesome.
你简直太有才了
Okay,
好吧
I guess scrubbing you out of my life wasn't enough.
看来单把你们抹掉已经不足够了
I need to sweep you out.
我得把你们扫出去
Where's my broom?
我的扫把呢
You can't sweep us out. We're everywhere.
用扫把可是赶不走我们的哦我们无处不在
This house is filled with memories of us.
这房♥子到处我是我们的回忆
Remember?
记得吗
♪ I banged you here ♪
♪ 我们在这里搞过 ♪
♪ I nailed you there ♪
♪ 我们在这里也爽过 ♪
♪ And on this couch ♪
♪ 还有这沙发上 ♪
♪ And in this chair ♪
♪ 甚至这么小的椅子上也做过 ♪
♪ In the doorway ♪ ♪ The hallway ♪
♪ 在你的家门口 ♪ ♪ 在你的门厅里 ♪
♪ On every stair ♪
♪ 在每一节台阶上 ♪
♪ We tapped that ass all over this house ♪
♪ 整个屋子都是我们丁丁碰撞的声音 ♪
♪ Sometimes him,♪
♪ 有时候和他 ♪
♪ sometimes me ♪
♪ 有时候是我 ♪
♪ Though never simultaneously ♪
♪ 话虽如此但从没3P ♪
♪ But one of us was hitting it usually ♪
♪ 不过我和他总是有一个在填补你的空虚 ♪
♪ We tapped that ass all over this house ♪
♪ 整个屋子都是我们丁丁碰撞的声音♪
♪ You'll never escape us ♪
♪ 你永远都别想逃离我们 ♪
♪ 'Cause we live in your head ♪
♪ 因为我们已经在你的脑海中扎根 ♪
♪ Just two swell dudes that you screwed ♪
♪ 两个可爱温顺被你搞过的男人 ♪
♪ Here ♪ ♪ And here ♪
♪ 在这里搞过 ♪ ♪ 在那里搞过 ♪
♪ And there ♪ ♪ And here ♪
♪ 还有这里 ♪ ♪ 还有那里也搞过 ♪
♪ And even occasionally in your bed ♪
♪ 还有别忘了在床上惯例来两发 ♪
That bed is really uncomfortable. Right?
说真的那床真的一点都不舒服对吧
It's like a prison cot.
还没监狱里的床睡着舒服呢
♪ On the stove ♪
♪ 在烤箱边上 ♪
♪ Over the sink ♪
♪ 在水槽旁边 ♪
♪ And sort of in the fridge ♪
♪ 貌似在冰箱里也来过 ♪
♪ One time I think ♪
♪ 好像真的来过一次 ♪
♪ And then we hit the back patio ♪
♪ 我们还在后院做过 ♪
♪ That's where we hit your back patio-oh! ♪
♪ 我们就是在你的后院搞了你的后面 ♪
♪ We tapped that ass all over this house ♪
♪ 整个屋子都是我们丁丁碰撞的声音 ♪
♪ How many times did we tap that behind? ♪
♪ 说到底我们究竟有做过多少回呢 ♪
♪ Well, let's estimate ♪
♪ 嗯哼让我保守估计一下 ♪
♪ On an average day ♪
♪ 平均每天下来 ♪
♪ I would have to say ♪
♪ 差不多就是 ♪
♪ A five, six, seven, eight ♪
♪ 一日五次六次七次不对八次 ♪
What? Too cheeky?
怎么了嫌弃我俩脸皮厚了吗
Hey, does this ring a bell?
嘿你听听这个能不能想起来点什么
♪ A little to the left. ♪
♪ 往左边一点点 ♪
♪ Oh, oh, okay, now ♪
♪ 哦哦好好 ♪
♪ a little to the right. ♪
♪ 再往右边一点 ♪
♪Oh, oh, wait, wait♪
♪ 哦好等下 ♪
♪ back to the left.♪
♪ 再回左边来 ♪
♪Right there, right there. ♪♪ Wait, no,♪
♪ 就在这里就这儿 ♪ ♪ 等等别 ♪
you're doing it wrong. I'll do it myself.
啊你做的不对我自己来
Barkeep, what's on tap?
老板娘什么东西在上面呢
It's me. And my ass.
那是我还有我的屁♥股♥
Ooh!
哟