疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E01

Part 6 March 26, 2021, 2:44 p.m.

Oh, honey, honey, honey, honey, I told you...
哦亲亲亲爱的我告诉过你
Oh, my God, this is a workplace.Okay?
哦我的天这是工作的地方好吗
No sleeves, no service.
衣装不整恕不招待
Shh!
嘘
Thank you for bringing me lunch, Joshua.
感谢你给我送午餐乔希亚
And before you leave, I've got a little something for you.
在你离开前我有个东西要给你
That's great. It'll make things easier.
好赞这样会更方便点
Sorry, you're giving him a key to your apartment? What?
抱歉你给了他一把你房♥子的钥匙吗咋回事
That's right, I gave this man the key to my heart,
没错我给了他打开我的心的钥匙
and now I'm giving him the key to my "ap-heart-ment""
现在我要把打开我 "心房♥" 的钥匙也给他
But he doesn't have a drawer, right?
但他并没有个专属的抽屉对吧
What, a drawer? No, because he's got a dresser.
啥抽屉? 没有因为他有个专属梳妆台
Just for the essentials.
就放点生活必需品
Protein powder, glutamine, socks. Mmhmm.
蛋白粉谷氨酰胺袜子嗯哼
I want that. You want broccoli?
我也想要那个你想要花椰菜?
No, no, I want, I want a, I want a key.
不不我想我想要把钥匙
I want a dresser.
我想要个梳妆台
And I can have it all, Paula.
我可以拥有那一切宝拉
All I need to do is just find Greg.
只要我能找到格雷
Don't do those...
别摆出...
No Bambi eyes, you know I can't. I can't.
不要瞪小鹿斑比眼你知道我没法抗拒没法
Not... no, stop it.
不能... 不要别瞪了
Oh, God, it's so tempting, it's like a box full of donuts
哦老天太诱人了就像我面前
under my face.
放了满满一盒甜甜圈一样
Eat the donut, Paula.
快吃甜甜圈宝拉
Eat it. Eat it. I...
快吃快吃我...
No. No. No. Eat it. Eat it.
不不不快吃快吃
Eat it. Eat it. No. No.
快吃快吃不不
Eat it. Maybe.
快吃好吧
Paula, thank you so much for helping me find Greg.
宝拉太感谢你帮我找格雷了
I know it makes you feel dirty and hate yourself,
我知道这是让你觉得很肮脏且自我怨恨
but I really need it.
但我真的需要啊
Yeahhuh. Yeah.
行吧好啊
All right. Yay.
好吧耶
All we have to do is take the IP address of his phone,
我们只需要获得他手♥机♥的IP地址
which I have,
我现在已经有了
and then I triangulate the cell tower records,
然后对信♥号♥♥塔记录进行三角测量
which are way easier to access than they should be.
然而毫无难度去弄到这些记录超简单的
Yeah, I mean, Snowden was a hero.
是啊斯♥诺♥登就是个英雄
And voila.
然后瞧好了
All of Greg's comings and goings for the last month.
上个月格雷的全部来去行踪
Wow.
哇哦
This is insane, you're so good. Thank you.
这太厉害了你好牛谢谢夸奖
You're so good. I know.
你好牛逼姐知道
It's really sexy. Okay.
真是好性感好了
Uh, let's see, so it looks like Greg has been going
来瞧瞧看起来格雷每一天
from his house to a location on East Cameron every day.
都要从他家去东卡梅隆大道的某个地方
Yeah.
是的
Okay, hold on, it is...
好的等等那是...
locking down on a place.
锁定一个地方
What could that be? What's on East Cameron?
那会是什么地方东卡梅隆大道上有什么
Okay, like, literally everything.
呃真的什么都有啊
There it is. Hey.
在那里出现了嘿
Okay. Got it? All right. Okay. All right.
好的记下来没好了好的
Come on. Let's go. No. Nope.
来吧我们走不不了
I... you know, oh, I have so much work to do,
我... 要知道我有好多工作要做
and I just, I don't know... Hey, Paula?
我真是不知道... 喂宝拉
You're cervix deep in this now, let's go.
你涉事已深无路可退了我们走吧
I'm so glad we didn't change your room
我真庆幸我们没把你的房♥间改造掉
so it's ready for you. Yeah.
现在就可以让你入住了是啊
Your father wanted to make your room
你父亲想把你的房♥间
into an indoor sauna,
改成室内桑拿房♥
but I said, "What if he comes back?"
但是我说 "万一他回来了怎么办"
It's just temporary, Mom.
这只是暂时的安排妈妈
I just need time to save up some money.
我只是需要点时间存钱
A few months, a few years.
几个月几年
I'm just happy you're coming home.
你回家了我很高兴
I can make those
我可以给你做那种
grilled cheese sandwiches you like with the crusts cut off.
切掉外层硬皮的烤乳酪三明治给你吃了
I'm an adult.
我已经是成年人了
I eat crusts now.
我现在吃硬皮了
Of course you do, sweetie.
当然了小宝贝
Where are we? What is this place?
我们在哪儿这是什么地方
I smell cigarettes and burnt coffee.
我闻到了香烟和煮焦咖啡的味道
You know what that means.
你知道这意味着什么
Alcoholics.
是酗酒者
But...
可是
Greg's not an alcoholic.
格雷不酗酒啊
I drink anywhere.
我在哪儿都喝酒
Tacos and tequila.
墨西哥卷饼和龙舌兰
But I do my study drinking... here.
但我在这里进行自习饮酒
We're way too sober for this wedding.
我们参加这婚礼喝得还不够多
How about I get us some shots?
我去拿几小杯烈酒怎么样
Oh, I don't leave when there's whiskey left.
还有威士忌没喝完的时候我是不会离开的
I need to take... I need to take a nap.
我要睡我要睡一会儿
Ah, yes,
啊没错
the classic Serrano pass-out.
经典的塞拉诺氏昏迷
Oh.
哦
Yeah, I called that one.
是啊我早就预见到了
Look, there he is, there he is.
瞧他在那儿他在那儿
Hi, I'm Greg.
大家好我是格雷
He's gonna say something.
他要发言了
So I'm here because one night
我来这里是因为某一晚
I had ten cocktails at a wedding.
我在一个婚礼上喝了十杯鸡尾酒
As one does.
就像普通人会做的
And then I passed out in my own vomit.
然后我昏倒在我自己的呕吐物里
As one does.
就像普通人会做的
The next morning I got in my car and a cop stopped me,
第二天早上我开着车警♥察♥把我拦下来
uh, as they do, when you're weaving.
如果你在蛇行的话警♥察♥通常会拦下来吧
And, um...
然后呃
Turns out, I was still legally drunk
原来我昨晚喝的酒导致我第二天
from the night before
仍然处在法律界定的醉酒中
and I got arrested, as,
于是我就被逮捕了
again, one does, um...
仍然就像普通人会经历的呃
The judge sentenced me to come here every day for a month.
法官判我一个月内天天要到这里来
My plan was to knock out these meetings,
我原来的计划是混过这些讨论会
get my court card signed,
签满法♥院♥的记录卡
and go back to being as angry as I could
然后回归对任何我能想到的人
with just about anyone I could think of.
都出离愤怒的老日子里去
My mom, my dad, my job, West Covina,
愤怒的对象包括我妈我爸工作西柯维纳
men who wear skinny jeans. Yeah!
还有穿紧身牛仔裤的男人没错
Thank you, Frank.
谢谢支持弗兰克
But that whole time,
但是一直以来
there was one person I was really angry at.
都有一个让我非常愤怒的人
That's me, it's me, he's talking about me.
是我是我他要说起我了
Myself.
我自己
Oh, it's him, it's him, that's better, it's him.
噢是他太好了是他自己
Yeah, way better. I'm responsible
是啊好太多了我自己要负责任
for not only what happened that night,
不仅是对那晚的事情负责
but for the whole mess that was my life up to that night.
还要对那晚之前我整个混乱的人生负责
And now I see...
现在我意识到
I needed to face something that I'd always known.
我需要面对我心里一直知道的一项事实
That I'm an alcoholic.
那就是我是个酗酒者
And I've known that
自从我喝了第一口酒
since I had my first drink. My first sip felt like I...
我就知道这个事实我的第一口酒让我感觉
I don't know, like glitter was exploding inside of me.
我不知道就像体内有闪粉在爆♥炸♥
That's how alcohol affects me.
酒精就是那样影响我的
So here I am, facing that reality.
所以现在我在这里面对那个现实
And, uh, now that I have, the funny thing is,
并且现在我面对了现实奇怪的是
I'm not as angry anymore.
不再像以前那么愤怒了