疯狂前女友（2015）

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend S02E08

Part 4 March 26, 2021, 2:47 p.m.

I'm thinking... Dora the Explorer.
看 "爱探险的朵拉" 如何
You really don't know how old I am, do you?
你真的不知道我几岁对吧
I know you're older than eight and younger than me.
我知道你八岁以上又比我小
Hey, tell you what?
你知道吗
Why don't we just go get a bunch of popcorn,
不如我们去买♥♥点爆米花
and watch whatever we want? Sounds good?
然后看些片子什么的怎么样
All right, vamanos, Boots.
走出发探险吧
Oh, and also, um, FYI,
哦对了
boobs are really just sacks of yellow fat, so...
胸部不过就是装满脂肪的袋子
not worth the whole obsession.
没必要去喜欢的
where does your mom keep your car seat?
你妈把你的儿童安全座椅放哪的
Why is your friend on a sign for
为什么你朋友的牌子写着
the thing my mom calls my dad?
我妈对我爸说的话
Oh, a douche.
阴♥道♥冲洗器[混♥蛋♥]
Tommy, do you know what douches are?
汤米你知道阴♥道♥冲洗器[混♥蛋♥]是什么吗
Okay.
好吧
This is a great opportunity
刚好是一个机会
for you to soak up some wisdom
给你增长见闻
from a lady who understands something called "the patriarchy."
从我这个懂得何为 "父权制" 的女性
So, douches are a product created by a corporation
阴♥道♥冲洗器是一家公♥司♥研发的产品
that are meant to exploit... O.M.G., it's my ex.
用来清洗... 我的天是我的前任
Okay, this is really awkward, um,
这有点尴尬了
because the last time I saw him,
因为上一次见到他时
I peed on all of his stuff.
我尿在他的东西上
Up top.
击掌
Thanks.
谢啦
You know what?
你知道吗
There's Josh Chan, but who cares? No.
乔希·陈又如何呢
I feel nothing, you know?
我的内心毫无波澜
Quick emotional scan.
快速情感扫描
Boop boop boop.
哔哔哔
Nope, nothing.
什么感觉也没有
I'm in remission.
我已经看开了
Yeah, I'm not even gonna say hi.
我连招呼都不想打
Watch, I'm not gonna say hi.
看吧我才不会和他打招呼
Hi!
嗨
Hi, Josh.
嗨乔希
Hi.
嗨
Hi, Rebecca.
嗨瑞贝卡
Uh, how have you been?
近来如何
Haven't seen you since...
很久没见过你了自从
She peed on your stuff.
她尿在你的东西上
Uh... yeah... um, sorry.
没错... 抱歉
Uh, this is, uh, Paula's son, Tommy.
这位是宝拉的儿子汤米
He's my-my ward...
他是我的受保护动物
...my protege, my charge for the day.
他是我今天负责照看的对象
I'm babysitting.
我帮忙带孩子
Oh, cool.
不错哦
Um, hey, Tommy, why don't you
呃汤米你去
go get yourself some candy, my man?
买♥♥点糖果吃吧好吗
This a $100 bill.
这可是张100美元的钞票
Oh, sorry.
不好意思
There you, should be enough.
给你应该够了
Kids. Um...
孩子就这样
So, hey, I've been meaning to apologize to you about,
嗨我一直想和你道个歉
as Tommy said, the-the peeing.
正如汤米所说尿尿那事儿
Um... I have no excuse,
呃我不会找借口解释
other than I felt primal that day,
那天我之所以会那么做是因为觉得自己像个原始人
but I hope it didn't fritz out any of the expensive equipment.
但是希望没弄坏什么贵重的设备
It's fine, stuff happens.
没事意外时有发生
Listen, Josh, I'm glad we ran into each other, honestly,
听着乔希老实话真的很高兴我们能相遇
because I hope that, after everything that has happened,
因为我希望经过这些风风雨雨
that we can still be friends.
我们还能做朋友
Yeah, like, me too.
我也这么觉得
I thought you would still be mad
我还以为你还在生我气呢
because of the way we broke up. No.
因为毕竟我们分得那么难看不
I made mistakes, you made mistakes,
我们都犯过错
you made some other more mistakes.
当然你犯得比较多
It-it... we're human.
但是我们终究是普通人啊
I'm so glad to hear that.
我很高兴听你这么说
Yeah!
没错
Yeah, and, oh, I, uh, saw that you-you have a new lady in your life.
对噢我看到你交了个新女朋友
Is her name, uh, Hannah?
她叫汉娜对吗
Anna. Anna!
安娜安娜
Oh, right. And I saw you post about it online.
没错我看到你传到网上的照片了
And not all the posts, a normal amount of posts.
也没全部看啦就看了几张而已
Let's say three.
差不多三张吧
I saw three posts.
我就看了三张照片
Uh, anyway, she's... whoo!
呃总之她还不错哦
She's breathtaking, Josh.
她可真是美得令人窒息乔希
So, uh,
所以呃
...good job, sir.
干得不错哦小伙子
Oh, thank you.
谢谢
Yeah, wow, I mean,
哇我是说
I'm relieved we can just be normal about this.
我们可以如此轻松地谈论这事我也算是松了口气
Why would I be weird about it?
有什么好小题大造
Yeah, right? Exactly.
对吧没错
Well, uh...
好吧
good to see you.
很高兴见到你
Yeah, for me too, for me to see you good. Yeah.
我也是见到你很高兴
Uh, hey, come here.
嗨过来
Oh, uh-uh, I'm-I'm actually a little sick.
呃其实我好像有点生病
Uh, that's what these tissues are for.
所以才会买♥♥这么多纸巾
Like, I got a little case of the sniffles.
我还打了几个喷嚏
Oh, c-come on.
行了
I don't care, friends share their airborne pathogens.
我不在乎朋友就该分享空气传播的病原体
You know, Tommy,
你知道吗汤米
you are one lucky little dude to have Rebecca as a babysitter.
你可真幸运有瑞贝卡当你的保姆
Yeah, she's not bad.
是啊她还不错
Oh, she's more than not bad,
她可不止还不错
she's Rebecca Bunch, she's the greatest.
她可是瑞贝卡·宾治她是最棒的
"The greatest," that's so nice of you.
"最棒的" 你真好
That's nice Isn't that nice?
不错真贴心
Being hyperbolic, with the...
真夸张
Yes, just a quart of chicken soup.
对一公升鸡汤
And, sorry, just to be clear,
不好意思只是确认一下
you do not have matzo balls, correct?
你那没有面包汤对吗
No, it's okay, I've just...
不是没关系的我只是
...never heard of chicken soup without them, but okay.
从来没听过不加面包的鸡汤但是没关系
Yes, so send to Josh Chan at Aloha Tech.
对外送到阿罗哈科技给乔希·陈
All right, now, for the note, grab a pen. All right.
好吧现在拿支笔写张纸条
Hey, Tommy, what do you think the note should say?
嗨汤米你觉得纸条该写什么呢
I want it to convey "I still really care about you,
我想传达我仍然在乎你的心意
"but not in a needy way.
但不要像死缠烂打的样子
Just like in a friend way, 'cause I'm nurturing."
就像朋友那样因为我就爱照顾人
Okay, I'll handle it, never mind.
算了我自己来吧
Hi, yes.
嗨
Ready for the note? Great.
准备好了吗不错
"Dear Josh Chan..."
亲爱的乔希·陈
Actually, you know what? Don't say "Chan," just "Josh."
其实你知道吗不用连名带姓乔希就好了
No, don't write "Just Josh." Just...
不别写 "乔希就好了"
No, no, write just "Josh," don't write the word "Just."
不不写 "乔希" 就好了不要写 "就好了" 啊
Okay, never mind, let's start over.
好吧没关系重新来过
You ready? Okay.
准备好了吗好了
"Dear Josh...
亲爱的乔希
... enclosed in this humble plastic container,
在这个简陋的塑料箱里附着一封信
you will find an invitation to a healing slumber.
是一封治愈睡眠的请帖
To sleep...
酣然睡去
perchance to dream.
也许会做梦
Always, in friendship,
一如往常以朋友的方式