小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S05E15

Part 4 March 5, 2022, 7:18 p.m.

不他心里觉得内疚
No. He's feeling guilty,
他会做出正确的选择
and he's gonna do the right thing.
康妮那妹子衣服一脱他良知就飞走了
Connie, the second that girl's shirt comes off, it's game over.
不我外孙比你想的要正直诚实...
No. My grandson has more integrity than you're giving him credit...
爽歪歪
Amazing.
我吃撑了
Boy, I am stuffed.
如果你太饱了开不了车我可以帮忙
You know, if you're too full to drive, I could help.
你别想开老子的卡车
You're not driving my truck.
拜托就在停车场这里开一下
Come on. Just here in the parking lot?
没门
No.
求你啦爸比
Please, Daddy?
我知道你在干嘛
I know what you're doing.
制♥造♥父女之间永生难忘的回忆吗
Creating memories that'll last a lifetime?
好脚踩在刹车上
Okay. Foot on the brake.
哪个是刹车
Which one's that?
救命左边那个
Oh, boy. The one on the left.
-踩好了 -接着
- Got it. - All right. Now
把档位朝自己方向
pull the shifter toward you
拉到D档像这样
and then down to "D," Like this. Here.
知道了吗
All right?
然后是最重要的一步
Now, the most important step.
永远不能告诉你妈妈我们干了这事
Do not ever tell your mother we did this.
我又不是傻子继续
I'm not an idiot. Let's go.
接下来
All right. Now
脚松开刹车
take your foot off the brake
再轻轻踩下...
and gently put it on the...
我在开车
I'm driving!
我知道你们是人类医院
I know you're a human hospital,
但动物医院不接电♥话♥啊
but the animal hospital isn't answering their phone.
你们那有没有特别喜欢宠物的医生
Well, is there a doctor who has a soft spot for pets?
或者办公桌上放着猫咪照片的护士
Maybe a nurse with pictures of cats on her desk?
你可以挂电♥话♥了约翰
You can hang up the phone, John.
为什么
Why?
你应该知道为什么
I think you know why.
谢谢你打扰了
Thank you for your time.
真遗憾没能救它
Well, that's a shame.
我很遗憾
I'm sorry.
不过是只犰狳对吧
It's just an armadillo, right?
你刚才在车上好像很在乎它
It didn't seem that way to you in the van.
我知道这么说很傻气
I know it's silly, but...
但当我看见它躺在地上又秃又无助时
when I saw it lying there all bald and helpless,
我不禁觉得
I thought,
"有一天我也会变成这样"
"That's gonna be me one day."
这是我听过的最致郁的话
That is the most damn depressing thing I have ever heard.
生命的终结确实常令人感到沮丧
The end of life does tend to be depressing.
在新奥尔良人们信奉爵士葬礼的传统
In New Orleans, they embrace the tradition of a jazz funeral
用音乐来纪念逝者
where the deceased are celebrated through music.
确实如此
That's true.
酒保你点唱机里
Barkeep, do you happen to have
会不会刚好有迪克西兰爵士乐
any Dixieland jazz on the jukebox
可以放来纪念一只犰狳的狳生
to celebrate the life of an armadillo?
你们立刻给老娘滚出去
Y'all need to leave now.
在酒吧后面草草埋葬了犰狳后
After a quick burial behind the bar,
我们又重新上路
we were back on the road.
斯特吉斯博士试图找一首合适的音乐
Dr. Sturgis tried to find some appropriate music
好好送别犰狳
for a proper send-off.
经过三个基♥督♥教答问节目和很多静电噪音之后
Three Christian talk shows and a whole lot of static later,
他选定了他口中的
he settled on what he declared
西德州的迪克西兰爵士乐
the Dixieland jazz of West Texas.
墨西哥流浪音乐
Mariachi.
安息吧小犰狳
Vaya con dios, armadillo.
安息吧
Vaya con dios.