小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S05E02

Part 4 Oct. 16, 2021, 4:03 p.m.

God is real.
主无处不在
God is everywhere.
而且主爱你们
And God loves you.
他要失去我了
He's losing me.
这里不太干净但胜在无人打扰
It ain't pretty, but it's private.
那么
So,
你有什么事
what's up?
你别惊慌
Now, don't freak out,
康妮之前去酒吧打听了
but Connie was at the bar asking questions.
搞什么
What the hell?
没事我处理好了
It's fine. I handled it.
我们没被发现
We're all good.
但愿如此
Well, I hope so.
真的没事
We are.
但我们最好这阵子都别同时
But I think we probably shouldn't go to the bar
去酒吧了
at the same time for a while.
好你在家里蹲我去
Okay. You stay home. I'll go.
为什么是我我才是酒吧的常客
Why me? That's where I hang out.
我单身
I'm single.
我坐在家里还怎么邂逅男人
Who am I gonna meet sitting at home?
我不知道邮差水管工
I don't know. Mailman? Plumber?
我看过一部电影里面那个送披萨小哥
I've seen a movie where the pizza delivery boy
艳遇不断
does pretty well for himself.
我大学毕业之后频繁换过很多工作
Yeah, I bounced around from job to job after college.
对未来一直没有什么规划
Never really had a plan for what was next
直到有一天我感觉到主召唤我为祂效劳
until one day, I felt the Lord call me to his service.
问吧你叫米希·库珀
Yes, Missy Cooper.
-对吧 -你怎么知道的
- Right? - How'd you know?
我想想玛丽是你妈妈谢尔顿是你哥哥
Let's see, Mary's your mother, Sheldon's your brother,
我听说你是个很厉害的投手
and I hear you are one heck of a pitcher.
-各位我有做功课哦 -功课他又赢回我的心了
- I do my homework, y'all. - Homework. He's winning me back.
你在烦恼什么米希
So, what's on your mind, Missy?
我可以怀疑主是否真的存在吗
Is it okay that I'm wondering if God is real?
我能回答这一题
I can take this one.
你可以
Yes.
他说得很对
He is absolutely right.
-真的吗 -我对是基本操作
- He is? - I usually am.
不能因为别人说一件事是真的你就相信
Can't just believe something because people say it's true.
你必须质疑它
You have to question it.
这和科学方法有点类似
It's kind of like the, uh, the scientific method,
对吗谢尔顿
right, Sheldon?
我也做了和你相关的功课
Did my homework on you, too.
但假如我判定祂并不存在呢
But what if I decide he's not real?
我不是叫你相信我所相信的
Look, I'm not asking you to believe what I believe.
我只是让你思考你所相信的
I'm just asking you to think about what you believe.
听起来你已经在这么做了
Sounds like you're already doing that.
-说吧 -你都知道我什么事
- Yep. - What do you know about me?
你是比利·斯帕克斯
Hmm. Billy Sparks.
六年级
Sixth grade.
也打棒球但或许没她打得好
Also plays baseball, but maybe not as good as her.
然后罗伯牧师说我信不信主不重要
And then Pastor Rob said it doesn't matter
因为主相信我
if I believe in God 'cause God believes in me.
我也说过同样的话啊
I said the same thing.
但不像他那么酷
Not like he did.
我告诉他
Well, I told him
宗教信仰不是客观存在的并无证据能证明
religion isn't objective and there's no proof for it.
他肯定不喜欢你这么说吧
Oh, I bet he didn't like that.
他爱死了
He loved it.
他引用了哲学家克尔凯郭尔的话
He quoted Kierkegaard and said
说如果你能证明就没有信仰的余地了
if you could prove it, there'd be no room for faith.
他可真行
Oh. Well, good for him.
他也喜欢做功课
He also likes homework.
他还把《圣经》摔地上了
He even threw the Bible on the floor.
-什么 -你听到了
- He what? - You heard me.
你还没离婚时你会说
When you were married, would you have said
赫谢尔是你最好的朋友吗
that Herschel was your best friend?
哪个已婚人士会说这种疯话啊
What married person would say that?
我哥们韦恩
My buddy Wayne.
你这个哥们有孩子吗
Does this buddy of yours have kids?
-没有 -那他知道个屁啊
- No. - Then what the hell does he know?
他每天都乐呵呵的
He's a very happy guy.
应付他真累人
It's exhausting.
我该走了
Ooh, I should get going.
好
Okay.
你想带只鸡回去烤吗
You want to take a chicken for the smoker?
我看起来像素食者吗
Do I look like a vegetarian?
-妈妈你在里面吗 -我马上出来宝贝
- Mom? You out here? - Um, I'll-I'll be there in a sec, honey.
我在喂鸡而已
I'm-I'm just feeding the chickens.
-要我帮忙吗 -不用我快好了
- You need some help? - No. I'm almost done.
好的
Okay.