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Young Sheldon
第五季
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Young Sheldon S05E14
Part 4
Feb. 26, 2022, 5:50 p.m.
没什么能阻止我
Nothing could stop me.
该死
Dang it.
敬男性自尊
Well, here's to male egos
和随之而来的笑话
and all the fun that comes with them.
你经常需要面对这些 对吧
You've had to deal with that a lot, huh?
我来这里的第一个月 人们总默认
The first month I was here, people kept assuming
我是校长的秘书
I was the president's secretary.
你有指正他们吗
Did you correct them?
没有 我告诉他们校长太忙了
No, I just told them that the president was too busy
没空见他们 然后默默削减他们经费
to see them and then I cut their funding.
那感觉一定超爽
That must have felt good.
就像度过漫长一天后终于脱下胸罩一样
Ah, it was like taking off my bra at the end of a long day.
不过我不说你也懂
Mm-hmm. But I don't have to tell you.
你能相信吗 我的专业只有三个女性
Can you believe there were only three women in my major?
至少你们能互相帮助
Oh, at least you had each other.
那些臭婊♥子♥ 算了吧
Those bitches? Pass.
那些男的呢
What about the guys?
要么不敢跟我说话
Either too scared to talk to me
要么想拐我"露出天体"
or trying to talk me into being horizontal.
我懂
Oh, yeah, I hear that.
甚至有人蓄意破坏我的项目 就为了让我出丑
I've even had projects sabotaged just to make me look bad.
-开玩笑的吧 -真的
- You're kidding. - Nope.
那你做了什么
Well, what did you do?
最终我意识到
Well, eventually I realized,
我是实验物理学家
I'm an experimental physicist.
我想造什么机关来保护我的研究都行
I can build anything I want to protect my work.
多亏了我家孩子们
And thanks to my kids,
我对《小鬼当家》那部电影非常熟悉
I am very familiar with the movie Home Alone.
经过多番道歉 一点求情
After a lot of apologizing, a little begging
和我母亲写的保证书后
and a note from my mother,
我保住了在团队的位置
I was allowed to keep my role on the team.
柯克舰长身处绝境时
When Captain Kirk faced the no-win scenario,
他不用连续一周流蓝黄交加的鼻涕
he didn't have blue and yellow snot for a week.
像大海的声音
Sounds like the ocean.
很令人放松
Oh, it is very relaxing.
有了它 厨房♥其他地方看起来都很垃圾
Kind of makes the rest of the kitchen look trashy.
它配有温升感应器
Ooh, it has a temperature boost sensor.
那是什么
What's that?
确保水被加热到
It makes sure the water is heated
最适合的温度 以获得最佳
to the correct temperature for ideal cleaning
清洗和烘干效果
and drying results.
你要去哪
Where are you going?
你会错过冲洗阶段的
You're gonna miss the rinse cycle.
我什么也没错过
I'm not missing anything.
它发出了"哔"声 查一下什么意思
Oh, it beeped. Look up "Beep."
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