小谢尔顿

Young Sheldon S05E08

Part 1 Dec. 3, 2021, 7:51 p.m.

♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪
♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪
♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪
♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪
♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
少年
谢尔顿
《少年谢尔顿》前情提要
Previously on Young Sheldon...
一个秘密赌场
A secret casino room?
警♥察♥把这关了
The cops shut me down.
再把这地方开起来吧
Let's get this going again.
怎么样
How we doing?
钱匣出了点问题
There's a problem with the cashbox.
什么问题
Oh, what's that?
满到关不上了
Can't get it to close.
我就爱听到出了这种问题
That is my kind of problem.
来聊聊会议的美妙之处吧
Let's talk about the glory of meetings.
各方面都令人喜爱议程有计划会议记录详尽
What's not to love? Agendas, detailed minutes,
如果运气好在会议开始与结束之时
and if you're lucky, they begin and end
还能听到纪律与规则令人舒心的声音
with the soothing sound of discipline and rules.
所以你们就能理解
You can imagine my frustration
当我发现东德州理工有教员会议
when I found out East Texas Tech
而我却被人拒之门外时有多不爽
had faculty meetings that I was not allowed to attend.
失礼了
Excuse me.
我也不是没努力过
Not that I didn't try.
再见谢尔顿
Goodbye, Sheldon.
可恶
Darn it.
谢尔顿出去
Sheldon, out.
抱歉我误以为你是某个烦人小伙子
Sorry, I thought you were an irritating young man
那家伙缠着我没完没了
that won't leave me alone.
过分了吧
That's rude.
出去
Out.
如何了
So, how was it?
有要建立什么小组委员会吗
Did any subcommittees get formed?
没有谢尔顿这只是预算会议
No, Sheldon, it was just a budget meeting.
预算吗快跟我分享
Ooh, budgets, do tell.
基本上都是在讨论把科学通识课的要求
Most of it was about reducing the gen-ed science requirement
从必修8学分调到4学分
from eight credits to four.
但这表示会减少上科学课谁会想要啊
But that's less science classes. Who would want that?
行政部门学生与学生家长都乐意
Apparently the administration, the students and their parents.
有人尝试阻止这件事吗
Did anyone try to stop it?
没有
No.
这议题有引起唇枪舌战吗
Did it spark a heated debate?
好像也没有吧
Not really, no.
那你好歹有稍微不爽吧
Were you at least annoyed?
我听起来有不爽吗
Do I sound annoyed?
有
Yes.
那不就得了
Well, there you go.
我真不敢相信学院的人居然同意
I can't believe the faculty is okay with this.
这事也只代表非科学专业的学生
It just means students who aren't science majors
以后只需要修一门科学而非两门
need to take one class instead of two.
但这足足是砍了一半啊
But that's 50% less.
谢尔顿这又影响不到你
Sheldon, this doesn't affect you.
减少科学教育将会影响全社会
Less science affects all of society.
而且如果你没注意到
And in case you haven't noticed,
我就是引话题到自身之王
I'm good at making things all about me.
有有有我当然有发现
Yes, I have picked up on that.
抱歉这件事我无能为力
Sorry, there's nothing I can do about it.
我理解你也只是大机器中的一枚齿轮
I understand. You're just a cog in the machine.
对哦我♥干♥嘛跟你谈这个呢
In fact, why am I talking to you?
您不想说了随时可以停
Feel free to stop.
你这时间不是该上班吗
I thought you'd be at work.
我这周做晚班
I work nights this week.
我都不知道洗衣店开到那么晚
Oh, I didn't realize the Laundromat was open late.
我出的主意
I did that.
大家白天都得工作感觉晚上是蓝海市场啊
People work during the day, it seemed like an untapped market.
真聪明对了
Smart. You know,
如果你想宣传你们新的营业时间
if you want to advertise your new hours,
你们可以去教堂公告打广♥告♥啊
you could take out an ad in the church bulletin.
这主意还不赖
That ain't a bad idea.
或许你的生意头脑是从我这遗传的呢
Maybe I'm where you get it from.
广♥告♥语甚至可以是这样
Oh! It could say something like,
"耶稣洗去你的罪孽
"Jesus washes away your sins,
我们洗去你的污渍"
and we'll wash away your stains."
哇塞简直是广♥告♥狂人啊
Wow! You are really good at this.
你身为大学的校长你真的希望
And do you really want to be the president of a university
自己身负减少科学必修课
that is responsible for the dumbing down
令全校学生智商再下降的责任吗
of scientific discourse on this campus?
我完全同意你说的
I totally agree with you.
真的吗
You do?
对啊简直是疯了
Oh, it's an outrage.
我来是为了打造东德州的哈佛
I came here to make this school the Harvard of East Texas.
而不是...
Not the...
你最不喜欢的学校是哪家
Wh-What's your least favorite school?
麻省理工
MIT.
而不是东德州的麻省理工
Not the MIT of East Texas.
你这个吐槽不错
Nice dig at MIT.
它们活该
Well, they deserve it.
所以你会让科学必修学分保持原样吗
So, you're gonna keep the science requirements the same?
如果我说了能算当然
If it were up to me, yes.
但你不是校长吗
But you're the president.
谢尔顿每个人都有老板
Everyone has a boss, Sheldon.
很遗憾的呢我上头还有...
Now, unfortunately, I have to answer to the...
大校长
grand chancellor.
我都没听说过他呢
Oh. I've never heard of him.
他绝对存在
Oh, well, he definitely exists.
或许我该去跟他谈谈
Perhaps I should speak with him.
我很谢谢你的好意但这场战斗得我来打
I appreciate that, but this is my fight--
无论输赢虽然估计会输
win or lose-- and I'll probably lose,
但我跟你保证我绝对会战到最后一刻
but I am gonna go down swinging, I promise you that.
我能帮忙你吗
Can I help?
当然
Absolutely.
我希望你能写一份详尽的提案报告
I need you to put together a report backing up our position.
配合各种表格图表全套的
Charts, graphs-- the whole shebang.
什么东西的表格与图表
Charts and graphs of what?
是你来帮我还是我来帮你啊
Am I helping you or are you helping me?
你说得对
Uh, of course.
我会想出来
I'll figure it out.
我知道你会的
I know you will.
好啦你先出去吧
Okay, now, get out of here.
你还有好多东西得准备呢
You have a lot of work to do.
是的女士
Yes, ma'am.
小孩真令我口干舌燥
Kid makes me thirsty.
我们先休息一会儿让这封信风干一下吧
Maybe we take a little break and let this one dry out.
休息我一定同意
You don't have to ask me twice.
你有想过戒了吗
Do you ever think about quitting?
戒了这份工作吗当然
This job? Yeah.
我们怎么现在还接赌场的广♥告♥了
Since when did we start advertising gambling rooms?
什么那是洗衣店啊
What? It's a Laundromat.
那高速附近的按♥摩♥店还只处理肩膀僵"硬"呢
Yeah, and the massage parlor off the freeway is for stiff necks.
这家店可是正经生意
Well, that is a legitimate business.
我妈开的我儿子也在那里工作
My mother owns it, my son works there.
你说是就是
If you say so.
本来就是
I do say so.
行行行
Fine.
是真的
It's true.
我很想说"敢来打赌吗"
I'd say, "Want to bet,"
但我昨晚在你♥妈♥的♥"正经生意"输了40块
but I lost 40 bucks last night at your mom's "legitimate business."
你在洗衣房♥里面开了赌场吗
Are you running a gambling room in the back of the Laundromat?
什么才没有呢
What? No.
佩佩说她昨晚去过
Peg says she was there last night.