好汉两个半（2003）

Two and a Half Men S04E16

Part 4 Nov. 17, 2020, 1:58 p.m.

Thank you.
谢谢
So, you going out tonight?
你今晚有要出门吗?
Eh, what's the point?
你问这干嘛?
Look, Charlie, I'm glad you're slowing down a bit,
听我说查理我很高兴你放慢了生活节奏
but you haven't been out of the house in a week.
但你已经一星期没出门了
Eh, it's too depressing.
这太令人郁卒了
Wherever I go, I'm the oldest guy in the room.
不管我去哪我都是最老的
Even here.
甚至这里
Hey, what would you think about getting a cat?
嘿你觉得我们养只猫如何?
Okay, that's it.
好吧够了
Put some clothes on. We're going out.
去穿衣服我们要出门了
It's 9:00.
现在9点了
I was going to make some kettle corn.
我要来弄些爆米花
Forget the corn; you're coming with me.
别管爆米花了你要跟我去
Where are we going?
我们要去哪里?
You'll see.
等下你就知了
Can you drive?
你能开车吗?
I don't like to drive at night.
我不喜欢晚上开车
What the hell is this place?
这是什么鬼地方?
The fountain of youth.
青春的泉源
What?
什么?
Follow me.
跟我来
Ooh, look, young stuff.
哦看啊幼齿的
Alan, you are genius.
艾伦你真是个天才
May I ask you a personal question?
可以问你一个私人问题吗?
Sure.
当然
How old are you?
你今年几岁?
I just turned 40.
刚满40
Oh, you're a baby.
哦你只是个小朋友
well Yeah.
是的
Hey, I have a little riddle for you.
嘿我有个小谜语让你猜
All right.
好啊
What has multiple orgasms and hums?
谁有多重性高♥潮♥又很会哼哼叫?
I give up.
我放弃
Come on, I'll show you.
来吧我给你看答案
Alan...
艾伦...
Alan, I'm leaving.
艾伦我要走了
And may God bless you.
愿上帝保佑你