好汉两个半（2003）
Two and a Half Men S04E10
Part 4
Nov. 17, 2020, 1:57 p.m.
Lydia, this is not what it looks like.
莉迪亚 事情不是你想的那样
That's it, I'm out of here.
到此为止吧 我要离开这
Me too.
我也是
Berta? Lydia? Come on, wait.
贝塔 莉迪亚 哦 等等！
This is not what it looks like.
事情不是你们想的那样！
Say it a few more times, Charlie.
多说几次 查理
Maybe somebody'll believe you.
也许会有人相信你的
Berta. Berta, Berta, Berta.
贝塔. 贝塔 贝塔 贝塔.
Wait, wait, wait. You can't quit.
等等 等等 你不能走
Why not? Because we're family.
为什么不? 因为我们是一家人
We love each other.
我们彼此相爱
We forgive each other our shortcomings.
我们原谅彼此的缺点
Oh, bite me.
少来
Don't go. Don't go.
别走 别走
I promise I'll break it off with her.
我保证我会和她分手
No, you won't. And you wanna know why?
不 你才不会呢 知道为什么吗?
Because you are addicted to this broad.
因为你已经上瘾了
Oh, that's ridiculous.
哦 那太荒谬了
I can stop any time I want.
只要我原意 随时可放弃
No, you can't. You're a nookie junkie
不 你不能 你做♥爱♥成瘾！
and I just can't trust you anymore.
我不会再相信你了
No, no, no. Wait.
不 不 不 等等
Wait, wait, wait.
等等 等等
You're right.
你是对的
I am addicted.
我上瘾了
I've got a vagina on my back, but I know I can get it off.
我时刻都想做♥爱♥ 可我知道我可以戒掉的
I mean, you gotta help me.
我是说...你得帮我
I can't help you, pal.
我可帮不了你 老兄
You've gotta help yourself.
你自救吧
Goodbye, Charlie.
再见 查理
Oh, come on, Berta, don't go.
哦 别这样 贝塔 别走
I'll do anything.
我可以为你做任何事！
I'm leaving now.
我走了
You don't have to.
你不需要走！
I just fired her.
我刚刚炒了她
Goodbye, Charlie.
再见 查理
Oh, come on, Lydia, don't go.
哦 别这样 莉迪亚 别走
I'll do anything.
我什么都可以为你做！
You know what?
知道吗?
I don't need either one of you.
我才不需要你们呢！
I can do my own laundry and I've got my own finger.
我可以自己洗衣服 用自己的手指
I don't like it here.
我可不喜欢这
Well, tough.
那就忍♥忍♥
This is the only way I could get Berta to come back.
这是能把贝塔找回来的唯一希望
But why do I have to be here?
可为什么我必须来呢?
Because it's the only way you're ever gonna sell your condo.
因为这是你能卖♥♥掉公♥寓♥的唯一希望
Okay, let's get started.
好的 我们开始吧
Welcome to our regular Monday night meeting.
欢迎参加每周一晚上的例会
Do we have any newcomers?
有新来的吗?
My name is Charlie
我叫查理 呃...
and my maid says I'm a sex addict.
我的女佣说我是个性♥爱♥隐君子
Hi, Charlie.
你好 查理
Hi.
大家好
I'm Alan
呃 我叫艾伦...
and I have a lovely condo for sale.
我有一栋可爱的公♥寓♥要卖♥♥
And I'm a sex addict.
而我是个性♥爱♥隐君子
Hi, Alan.
你好 艾伦
It's priced to move.
搬走是要付出代价的
Hi, my name is Pam
你好 我叫Pam...
and I'm a sex addict.
我是个性♥爱♥隐君子
Hi, Pam.
你好 Pam
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