你看起来不太高兴啊
You do not look happy.
我对这个野兽派的签名一筹莫展
I'm having such a tough time with this breast-o-graph.
我猜我今天的运气比较好
Well, guess I'm having a better day.
摩根和格雷格发现的物质
The substance that Morgan and Greg found:
是聚碳酸酯塑料
Lexan plastic.
在里面找到了一些灰
Found some ash in it,
显然它是在一个有烟头的烟灰缸里
and apparently it was melted in an ashtray
被高温融化了
along with a cigarette.
当然了
I was, however,
我用我的技术 对它进行了重建
given my skills, able to reconstitute it,
让它大体回到了原本的形状
restore it roughly to its original shape.
结果发现那是个吉他的拨片
Turns out, it's a guitar pick.
恭喜 但我们已经知道我们在找一个乐队了
Congratulations, but we already know we're looking for a band.
对 但现在我的幸运日变成你的幸运日了
Yes, but this is where my good day becomes your good day,
因为这是个特殊的吉他拨片
because this is a special guitar pick.
据制♥造♥商所说
According to the manufacturer,
它是为一个乐手私人订制的
it's custom-made for one particular rocker.
而且上面有他的签名
And graced with his signature.
而在这个拨片上
Or in this case...
有签名的一部分
what's left of it.
那是我的G
That's my "G."
还有你的S
And your "S."
我不知道那是个S
I didn't know it was an "S."
我知道 你觉得那是个H 对吧
I know. You thought it was an "H," Right?
我觉得制♥造♥商应该已经提供了
So, I assume the manufacturer
有嫌疑的摇滚歌♥手的身份了吧
has identified the rocker in question?
是的
Oh, yes.
现在 就是我们的乐趣所在 请洗耳恭听--
Now your joy and my joy together are-- wait for it...
都在一个"吻"里
...locked in a Kiss.
你好啊 美人
Hello, gorgeous.
你们这儿有没有橙汁
Say, uh, you wouldn't happen to have some, uh, orange juice?
我已经口干舌燥了
I'm a little parched.
应该没有 先生
I don't believe so, sir.
叫我吉恩·
Call me "Gene."
要花很长时间吗
So's this gonna take long?
别担心 会让你出去《整夜玩摇滚》的
Don't worry, you'll be able to "Rock and Roll All Night".
"吻"乐队的著名单曲
真搞笑
Hilarious.
-你真幽默 -抱歉
- Funny guy. - Sorry.
我是脑残粉 我不是有意
I'm just a big fan. I didn't mean to...
要不我进去喷点火怎么样
What do you say I go in there and, uh, spit some fire?
我开玩笑的
I-I'm just kidding.
-让我进去 -哦对 这边走
- Let me in. - Right. This way.
你是个好人
You're a good guy.
你认识她吗
You know this girl?
让我看看
Let's see.
女孩真漂亮
Oh, pretty girl.
相貌很熟悉
Yeah, the face looks familiar,
但说实话 我不记得她的名字
but, honestly, I can't place the name.
昨晚你把你的名字记在了她身上
Well, you placed your name on her body
一处特殊的地方
in a special place last night.
这妞死了
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa. This chick's dead.
没错 她是死了
"Whoa-whoa-whoa". Yeah, she's dead.
她被人杀害了
She was murdered.
尸体是在一辆豪车里发现的
And the body was found in a limo.
我们在豪车里找到了你的低音吉他拨片
And in that limo, we found your bass guitar pick.
这说明你去过犯罪现场
Now that puts you at the scene of the crime.
上了豪车的还有另一位姑娘 小橘子
Also in the limo was another young girl named Tangerine.
她失踪了
She's missing.
我建议你 吉恩 坦白交代
I would advise you, Gene, to come clean.
听着 我从来都很坦白
Hey, man, I've never been cleaner, okay?
先让我说说我猜想的事情经过
I'm gonna lay out what I think happened.
昨晚你和"吻"乐队有一场特约演出
You and the Kiss band played a secret gig last night.
比如为了一位迪拜王子
Played for, like, some prince from Dubai,
或是什么俄♥国♥帮派演唱
some Russian gangster.
演唱会结束后的派对上 来了一些女人
So, in the after-party, some women are involved,
场面变得无法掌控 大家都喝高了
things get out of hand, everyone's wasted...
兄弟 你完全想错了
Whoa-whoa. Brother, have you got this wrong.
首先 我不喝酒 不吸毒
'Kay, first thing: I don't drink, I don't do drugs.
我觉得喝嗨的人很无聊
High people bore me.
另外
Another thing is,
我每天都在签名
I sign tatas every day.
这是我的工作 我的任务
That's my job. That's what I do!
我是个摇滚歌♥星
I'm a rock star!
再来
And another thing is,
昨晚我和吻乐队没有任何特约演出
the Kiss boys and I didn't have any kind of secret gig last night.
是吗 那这个你怎么解释
Okay. How do you explain this then?
你们的摇滚派对豪车
Your rock and roll party bus.
很简单 这不是真的
Simple, it's not real!
这是一个可以购买♥♥的套餐
It's all part of a package you can buy.
叫做"一举成名"
Look, it's called "A Fame Experience""
一帮哥们一起聚会
You know, a bunch of guys get together,
付一大笔钱来感受明星的生活
they pay heavenly sums to feel famous
与我这样的摇滚巨星一起混
and to hang out with a rock god like me!
"一举成名"
"The Fame Experience."
那么这个演出是假的
Okay, so, this gig, it wasn't real.
是装样子假扮的
It was, uh, like, theatrical and make-believe?
没错 我就是这个意思
That's right. That's what I'm saying.
昨晚和我一起摇滚的人
That the guys that I rocked out with last night
都不是我们吻乐队里的兄弟
weren't even my Kiss brethren.
另一首吻乐队单曲
他们是别的什么"夜行生物"
They were some other "Creatures of the Night".
那这些"夜行生物"叫什么名字
Okay, these creatures of the night have names?
既然你想知道 我就告诉你
You wanted it, you got it.
吉他手是阿诺德·博尔科夫斯基
On guitar, you got Arnold Borkowski,
来自俄克拉荷马州塔尔萨的会计师
an accountant from Tulsa, Oklahoma.
鼓手是莱克斯·杨
On drums, Lex Young.
他倒是有两下子
He can play.
他通过网络赚了不少钱 人不错
He's an internet-rich guy -- actually a good guy.
认识他挺好的
A good guy to know.
最后是低音吉他手 埃德·卡佩纳
Finally, on bass, Ed Kapena.
埃德来自火奴鲁鲁[夏威夷]
Ed's from Honolulu.
和他妈妈一起酿啤酒
Makes beer with his mom.
吉他弹得不咋地
Lousy bassist,
不过那范儿还是挺像摇滚明星的
but I do know he can party hard like a rock star.
你不相信我是吧
You don't believe me, do you?
如果你觉得我是个杀人不眨眼的人
Look, if you think I'm a killer...
我随你怎么想
...you can kiss my ass.
是了
Oh, yes.
"一举成名"
"The Fame Experience".
感觉挺悲催的啊
It's kinda sad, huh?
关键是你自己怎么想
Depends on how you look at it.
我想也挺酷啊
Could be kind of cool, I guess.
站在舞台上实现梦想
Up there, living out your dream,
在台上摇滚
rocking onstage.
等一下
Okay, wait a minute.
别告诉我 尼克你以前是个小摇滚家啊
Don't tell me Nick was a young rocker.
我中学搞乐队的啊
High school band.
你们自己进来了
I see you let yourselves in.
你一定是马蒂·科斯
You must be Marty Kirch.
对
Yeah.
我请乐队 招人扮观众
I book the bands. I recruit the clients.
朋友都叫我"猫人"
My friends call me "The Cat."
欢迎来到"一举成名"
Welcome to the Fame Experience.
想做歌♥手
You want to be a singer?
演员
An actor?
或是舞者
A dancer?
你要想成为明星 那你就来对地方了
If you really want to be a star, you came to the right place.
有事要问我吗
You want to ask me some questions?
对 科斯先生
Yes, sir, Mr. Kirch, we do.
昨晚有三个自封的摇滚明星在你这舞台上
Three wannabe rockers on your stage last night
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