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You've done time. You've got a record.
是 但我现在已经不再走"弯"路
Yes, and now I've gone straight.
不是说性向
Not sexually.
我是说 我已经不再把满腹的才华
I mean, I no longer utilize my substantial talents
挥洒在违法乱纪上
for misdirection to break the law.
你对格雷戈里·瓦伦丁了解多少
How do you know Gregory Valentine?
你对格雷戈里·瓦伦丁又了解多少
How do you know Gregory Valentine?
我对他了解到
I know Gregory Valentine well enough
如果他说也许你就是杀蒂莫西·费奇的凶手
that when he tells me that you probably killed Timothy Fitch,
我就信
I listen.
等等 小瓦说我杀了费奇
Wait. Val said I killed Fitch?
没错
Yes.
你知道吗
Well, you know what?
还有人说小瓦是精神病
Some people say that Val's a sociopath,
也许他们说的没错
and maybe they're right.
好了 我想我们有点偏离主题了
Okay, I think we've gotten off the road and into the weeds.
我想知道的是
What I want to know about is --
在少管所
Juvie hall.
你知道 说实话
You know, honestly,
我一度以为小瓦跟我之间的感情是不一样的
I thought that what Val and I had was something special,
不只是监狱里聊以慰藉 是真实的感情
not just jailhouse bonding, but the real thing.
我听说有人要害小瓦
I heard that Val was gonna get shanked,
然后我冒着自身危险 提醒了他
and at great personal peril, I warn him.
然后你知道发生什么了吗
And you know what happened?
他先对那个人出手了
He got the guy first.
而且让我给他背了黑锅
And he let me take the blame for it.
真是个悲伤的故事
Well, that's very sad,
不过我还是要指控你谋杀
but I'm still gonna charge you with murder.
好吧 这个事情我们计划了很久了
Okay, this has gone on for way too long.
什么
What?
费奇还没死
Fitch is not dead.
他已经死透了
He's totally dead.
没有 费奇雇了我
No. Fitch hired me
因为我本身就是个骗子 而且很专业
because I'm a con man and I have an expertise,
在近一年的时间里 我们一直尝试完成
and for a year now, we've been trying to pull off
这个策划已久的安迪·考夫曼式的表演
this long-form Andy Kaufman-type thing
70年代美国著名喜剧演员 表演另类独特
费奇要演一场自己被杀的戏
in which Fitch stages his own death.
跟我来 有好东西给你看
I've got a little treat in store for you.
莫托
Moto!
那个人肯定不是费奇
It's not gonna be Fitch.
死人看起来确实不怎么像活人
Well dead bodies don't look like real people
因为他们的灵魂已经离开身体了
on account of their spirit has left the building.
准备好了吗
You ready?
当然
Yeah.
那好吧
Okay.
看样子我可以得出结论
I'm gonna go ahead and conclude
你现在相信费奇已经死了吧
that you now believe Fitch is dead.
你看到的那个人是费奇没错吧
You see Fitch?
你也看到他确实死了吧
You saw he's dead.
想帮我们搞清那晚到底发生什么了吗
You want to help us figure out how that happened?
我记得我没有喝那么多少酒啊
I-I seriously don't remember drinking that much,
可为什么过了十二小时我还没清醒
so why was I unconscious 12 hours later?
拜托 我看着像个酒量差的人吗
Oh, come on. Do I look like a lightweight?
挺像
Yes.
瓦伦丁真的跟你说人是我杀的吗
Did Valentine really say I was a killer?
你知道 当你爱一个人的时候
You know, you love someone,
就意味着你相信他
which means you trust him,
但最糟糕的并不是他并不爱你
but the bad part isn't that he doesn't love you back,
而是他利用这份爱
but that he exploits that love.
是啊
Yeah.
爱是个危险的东西
Love is a treacherous item.
如果我发现小瓦为了不到一万块就出♥卖♥♥♥我
Oh, if I find out that Val sold me out for less than $10,000,
我会亲手杀了他
I'll kill him myself.
我随便说说而已
I didn't really mean that.
把那些东西全都放在这边好了
You can just set all that stuff over here.
可以的话 尽量不要堆在一起
Try not to stack it, if possible.
这都是些什么
What's all this?
这些东西
This is the contents
都是从受害人的仓库里拿出来的
of the murder victim's storage unit.
不敢想到底用了多少垃圾才造出这堆垃圾
It's amazing how much junk it takes to make more junk.
蒂莫西·费奇的尸检报告
Autopsy report for Timothy Fitch.
有检查他血液里的酒精浓度吗
You get a postmortem on his blood alcohol level?
有 验尸官测试的结果是0.21g/L
Yes. The coroner test gives us .21.
我国常用21mg/100mL来表示
费奇是醉酒状态
Fitch was wasted.
他这样的体型 肯定要喝九到十瓶啤酒
A big guy like that, must have been 9 or 10 beers.
莫斯确实没有喝那么多
Moss was right about how much he drank.
过了十二小时他还在运动场上酣睡合理吗
12 hours later, he's still asleep in the playground?
我知道晕过去是什么感觉
I know blackouts.
晕了就是真晕了
You either get them or you don't.
不过 喝两罐啤酒是达不到这种效果的
But when you do, it's not from two beers.
你认为他被人下药了
You believe he was drugged?
有人不想把他牵扯进来
Someone wanted to keep him out of the way.
就说明人不是他杀的
Meaning he didn't commit the murder.
给他做个尿检
Go get him to pee in a cup.
看看里面除了恐惧和做作 还有什么
See if you can find anything besides fear and affectation.
好的
Okay.
那是什么
What is it?
三十六罐甜土豆
36 cans of sweet potatoes.
我一点都不想知道
Don't think I want to know.
这些单子看起来像是
These look like copies of papers
他之前表演碎纸的那些纸张复印件
from that shredding piece that he did.
切碎他前女友资料的那次吗
The one with the ex-girlfriend?
没错 违停罚单 商店收据
Yeah. Parking tickets, grocery receipts.
怎么了
What?
这些是医疗记录的复印件
These are copies of medical records.
看看有什么
Let's see them.
急诊室问诊 割伤 挫伤 烧伤
E.R. Visits -- cuts, contusions, burns.
这还有一张是手腕骨折的
Here's one for a broken wrist.
这些单子的日期看来
These are all dated from the time
当时他还跟露西在一起
that he and Lucy were together.
他一直在虐待她
He was abusing her.
如果我们对露西·哈姆斯的猜测是对的
If we're right about our theory of Lucy Harms
她曾经被费奇虐待
as a battered woman,
当时她出现在活动现场
and then here she is at the festival,
再次面对伤害她的人
confronted, once again, with her abuser --
只是这一次 他心软了
Only this time, he was kind enough
没有阻止她拿起了他的枪
to allow her access to his own gun.
这是她复仇的最佳时机
It's the perfect opportunity for revenge.
格雷夫利 我知道你不喜欢
Gravely, I know you're not a fan
直接跳到结论
of jumping to sensible conclusions,
但我很肯定
but it's a pretty safe bet
给莫斯·布雷迪下药的人
that whoever drugged Moss Brady
就是杀害蒂莫西·费奇的凶手
killed Timothy Fitch.
这个可以跳
I can get with that.
大家都这么说
That's a thing that people say.
-并不是 -就是
- No. - It is.
露西·哈姆斯曾经在表演中用了迷幻药
Lucy Harms once used ecstasy in one of her performances.
迷幻药加上酒精 不晕才怪
Ecstasy plus alcohol equals blackout.
我能问问你为什么
Can I ask why you're so anxious
这么迫切地想排除莫斯·布雷迪的嫌疑吗
to eliminate Moss Brady as a suspect?
这是我缜密分♥析♥了所有线索和情况后
It's a byproduct of my rigorous analysis
得出的结论 格雷夫利
of the clues and the facts, Gravely.
我完全理解
Yeah, I totally get it.
这就像牙科诊所里的鱼缸
It's like the fish tank in my dentist's office.
你就想这么直勾勾地盯着
You just want to watch.
在这等着
Wait right here.
观众不得入内
No audience members allowed.
我不是你的观众 我是你的告解者
I'm not your audience. I'm your confessor.
也就是说你觉得我需要告解喽
Meaning you think I have something to confess.
好了 金毛妞 咱们走
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