丧心病探（2015）

Backstrom S01E06

Part 1 March 18, 2021, 10:53 a.m.

我一直不喜欢唐人街
You know, Chinatown freaks me out.
我也是
Yeah, me, too.
我讨厌在吃的东西上看到各种脸
I don't like seeing faces on the stuff I eat.
我讨厌一个国家的人占领另一个国家
I don't like watching one country buy up another country,
还在每个城市建个缩小版的自家街景
then make tiny versions of itself inside every city.
兴许在中国也有一条"美利街"
Maybe they have a United-States-of-Americatown in China.
你知道吗如果你把步子迈小一点
You know, you take tinier steps,
这白♥痴♥计步器也不会发现
this stupid pedometer doesn't even notice.
你这样走看上去像尿急
Yeah, it makes you look like you got to pee.
这是中国制♥造♥的吗
Is that made in china?
问得好他们国家确实普遍腿短
Good point. They got mostly short legs there.
人腿短步子就迈得小
Short legs take short steps.
莫托不要种族歧视
Don't be racist, Moto.
恶心
Yuck.
被害人的双胞胎妹妹已经指认了尸体
The victim was identified by his twin sister
死者名为戴维斯·古 27岁
as Davis Gu, age 27,
是这家店的老板
proprietor of this establishment.
自称是个灵媒
Claimed to be a psychic.
这里发生什么了
What happened here?
从血液喷溅的模式我们可以知道
Well, here's what the blood-spatter patterns tell us so far.
又来了
Here we go.
昨天午夜过后
It was after midnight last night
被害人听到有人敲门
when the victim hears a knock on the door.
他确认了来者身份后开了门
He sees who it is and he unlocks it
即使这家店当时已经停止营业了
even though there's a sign reading "Closed".
他在往店里走的时候突然被刺
He moves further into the store when stab!
刺在背部上方但被害者反应敏捷
In the upper back, but the victim is fast.
他转过身猛挥自己双手
He turns and he flings up both of his arms--
砍刺砍
Slash, stab, slash.
被害人双手鲜血淋漓面目全非
The victim bleeding from both of his arms and the gash to his cheek,
试图跑去拿这把剑来保护自己
runs for this sword in hopes of defending himself,
但是他还没够到杀手又开始猛刺
but before he can reach it, the killer strikes again--
刺刺
Stab! Stab!
现在他可惨了
Now he's in trouble.
现在才惨吗
Now he's in trouble?
被害人站在这里肺部被刺穿
The victim stands here, punctured lung,
肾部穿孔精疲力尽
perforated kidney, losing strength.
却阻挡不了他的求生欲望
But not the will to live.
他转过身继续被砍刺砍
Turns, slash, slash, stab.
被害人倒下了
Victim goes down.
他开踹再踹一脚
He kicks. He kicks again.
凶器在光滑的地面上滑开
The weapon skitters across the floor.
看到线状血迹了吗
See the streaks of blood?
被害人爬到一边因失血十分虚弱
The victim drags himself away, weak from loss of blood.
与此同时凶手又拿起了凶器
The assailant, meanwhile, regains the weapon,
把被害人拖到了房♥间中♥央♥
drags the victim, pulls him into the middle of the room,
然后他就开始我刺我刺我刺刺刺
and then he just-- koo, koo, koo, koo, koo, koo!
一路从肚子刺到咽喉
Stabs his way up from the belly to the throat.
至少我是这么认为的
That's at least the way that I see it.
他的双胞胎妹妹也是灵媒
Twin sister, who also works as a psychic,
九点钟后来到店里发现了尸体
found the body when she came in after 9:00.
等一下我有个很重要的问题
Okay, wait a minute. I have a very important question.
你们是不是已经嘲讽过
Did everybody already do the jokes
这个没预测到自己未来的灵媒了
about psychics not seeing it coming?
我不想说重样
'Cause I don't want to repeat anything.
-发现凶器了吗 -没有
- Did you find the murder weapon? - No.
格雷夫利正在对周围邻居进行盘查
Gravely is supervising a neighborhood canvass.
她应该去找相信命运的白♥痴♥
She should look for suckers.
山寨灵媒给凶手预测错了未来
Fake psychic gives a fake fortune to the wrong guy.
他的妹妹在哪
Where's his sister?
在后面
In back.
我和戴维斯是双胞胎
Davis and I, we're twins.
那在他死的时候你有心灵感应之类的吗
You have one of those things where you felt your brother's death?
没有我不像戴维斯一样有通灵力
No. Unlike Davis, I have no psychic ability
除非我使用了刺球
unless I utilize the Ci Qiu.
-什么鬼 -你哥哥最近有没有
- The... - Did your brother have a beef
和他的顾客发生过争执
with any of his clients recently?
据我所知没有
Not that I knew.
会不会惹到三合会的人了
What about Triad gang staff?
三合会泛指华人黑帮
是不是没交保护费
He miss any payments?
没有我们做的是合法生意
No. Our business is legitimate.
这儿几乎没有三合会的人了
Very few Triads still exist.
而且他们的处刑方式是把人弄瞎
And the preferred method of execution is blinding,
然后用钢琴线慢慢绞死
followed by slow hanging from a piano wire.
和这个不一样
Not what happened here.
你和你哥哥靠诈欺为生
You and your brother are rip-off artists.
所以你最好别玩那套东方的神秘鬼把戏
So why don't you drop this whole oriental mystical crap
配合我们找到刺烂你哥哥的凶手
and help me find who diced and sliced your brother?
我哥哥和我是古大卫的孙子孙女
My brother and I are the grandchildren
他是一个著名的童乩
of Gu Dawei, a famous tongji.
我我还以为你是中国人
Oh, I-I... I thought you were Chinese.
你看上去像中国人
You look Chinese.
童乩是"媒介"的意思
Tongji means "medium".
我们可以和死人的灵魂交流
We can communicate with spirits beyond the grave.
那你为什么不直接问你哥哥谁是凶手
Then why don't you ask your brother who killed him?
因为她需要切奇和强的帮助
Because she needs the Cheech and Chong.
切奇和强美国喜剧二人组
是刺球
Ci Qiu.
-刺球 -气掐
- Ci Qiu. - Cheech char--
刺球
Ci Qiu.
臭气
Chow chee.
展示给我们看
Okay. Show us.
尼德玛尔过来看看
Niedermayer, check this out.
古小姐要童乩切奇和强了
Ms. Gu is gonna tongji the Cheech-Chong.
是刺球画面应该不太赏心悦目
The Ci Qiu. This is not gonna be pleasant.
拜托
拜托
阿弥陀佛
爷爷告诉我什么人杀我哥哥
小姐我们就放任她这样做吗
Lady. Are we just gonna let her do that?
尼德玛尔这有没有可能就是凶器
Niedermayer. Any chance that's the murder weapon?
不会不然刀痕就没法解释了
No, it wouldn't explain the slashes.
我的爷爷让我给警♥察♥带个话
I have a message from grandfather to the police.
快谁帮忙记一下
Quick. Somebody write this down.
他说"真♥相♥隐藏在红门之后"
He says, "The answer lies behind the red door."
红门
The red door?
红门之后
Behind the red door, huh?
我们需要的是凶手名字
We were actually looking for a name.
-他还有一句话 -什么
- He has one more message. - What is it?
"两个世界将会相撞"
"Two worlds will collide."
没错木须肉和我的嘴即将相撞
Yeah, the worlds of moo shu pork and my mouth.
恭喜你终于通灵对了一个
Congratulations. You finally got one right.
刚才实在是太诡异了
Okay, that was all pretty weird.
虽然双胞胎本身就很诡异
I mean, twins are weird, anyway,
但是用刺球打自己也太过了
but smacking themselves with bloody nail balls.
警♥察♥正在下水道里搜寻凶器
So, uniforms are checking the sewers for a knife,
昨晚也没有人看到
and no one saw a man soaked in blood
一个浑身带血的男人出现在这附近
walking around the neighborhood last night.
兴许他是个鬼魂
Maybe it was a ghost.
或者他是开车走的
Or maybe he got into a car.
格雷夫里恭喜你没有发疯
Thank you, Gravely, for not being crazy
也没有瞎迷信
and believing in nonsense.
我相信世上有鬼我看到过
Oh, I believe in ghosts. I saw one once.
别说了
Stop talking.
当时我一个人突然看到个小女孩面目狰狞
I was by myself, and it was a creepy little girl.
你只是照了镜子
It was a mirror.
伙计们我们结了这个案子
Okay, guys, when we solve this case,
就知道这和妖魔鬼怪阴间之音没有关系
it's not gonna involve demons or voices from the great beyond.
只是一场贪婪嫉妒引发的血案
It's gonna be about greed and jealousy.
和普通的杀人案没什么两样
You know, the stuff from regular homicides.
我们还能刷个副本
Plus, extra added bonus--
如果发现有神棍就交给诈骗组